Chrimbus Time is Here

[Linako 2.0]

I hope you all have kept your Chrimbus bush trimmed and wet, ate your pound of hair and told Winterman what you want this year.
So how else will y'all spend this lifetime season of the year?

 

[SP 199]

Staring at the bottom of a bottle hating all and being hated by all

 

[Ravenor]

So how else will y'all spend this lifetime season of the year?

I am going to attempt to eat my own body weight in Ham shortly, followed by alcohol lot's of seasonal alcohol and mince pies.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I am going to attempt to eat my own body weight in Ham shortly, followed by alcohol lot's of seasonal alcohol and mince pies.

Here's to that. It's just not Christmas without a turkey leg and a pint glass full of Jameson.

 

[Ravenor]

Here's to that. It's just not Christmas without a turkey leg and a pint glass full of Jameson.

Back home I have a nice bottle of 1959 Cuban rum sitting on the shelf and a few other choice drinks.

 

[Abethedemon]

What am I gonna, what am I gonna, what am I gonna get?

 

[Unironic Subversiveness]

Had family time and presents earlier, relaxing with the girlfriend and waiting for food and more family time. Everyone liked the presents I got them and mom like the painting I did for her. So it's been good so far.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

 

[Abethedemon]

Had family time and presents earlier, relaxing with the girlfriend and waiting for food and more family time. Everyone liked the presents I got them and mom like the painting I did for her. So it's been good so far.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Sorry, this isn't a Christmas thread, it's a Chrimbus thread.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Sorry, this isn't a Christmas thread, it's a Chrimbus thread.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V399tenKALA

Hey now, they could have been recieving alot of gifts from the Winterman.
I discovered I didn't get my copy of the Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus DVD.
I guess I didn't eat enough hair this year.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

 

[Carlos Thin]

Oy Vey, wishing me a Happy Christmas is like annodah Shoah!

Only joking, I've been getting fucked off the many of the world's wine. A Merry Christmas to all!

 

[TyrannoNinja]

Look at what my Aunt Bev gave me this year. Also, my big sis got me the Jurassic World Blu-ray.

 

[BatNapalm]

I had a pretty good Chrimbus this year.

In addition to getting to spend an entire week with my family and dog, I looked in my Chrimbus bush this morning to discover that Winterman brought me a Transformers Platinum Edition Predaking and a new Northface coat.