Choose a Zone to be Reborn in - Which brand of third worlder will you be?

[Elf Supremacist]

 

[Cnidarian]

H
Any risk of reincarnating as an Indian is out of the question.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I presume the chances are based on how many babies are being born their so anything even touching India has a huge poo chance. The fact most zones touch India at least a little is truly cruel. Cs Has a small enough Indian sliver ti be worth the risk but you still settling for Canada or europe and you could land in goat fuck central.
For weebs going F might seem good to shoot for Japan or maybe Australia but you're risking the Koreas, china or places like Indonesia or the Philippines and I've seen the raid movies, fuck that. Your likey hood of landing in japan Would very small but even if you did you'll still be worked to death because its japan, at least you'll have cool TV though.
Probably go with C and try to make my way to America.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

J, I'll be a penguin before I'll be a third-worlder

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

K

I'll risk life with the Klingons vs. this gay Earth.

 

[Forever A Loner]

K. I wanna be a gook.

 

[dick brain]

I'm good.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

F, I like orangutans

 

[Fishnumm]

j then im guaranteed to go to like argentina or uragay which isnt too bad not ideal but still

 

[Skitarii]

J, high chance my parents are rich Antarctic scientists, and I'll have the honor of being born on an Antarctic research base

 

[Character from a movie]

D, I always wanted to try the Russian food

 

[Sooty Soot]

D, even if you landed in Pakistan you have a good chance of being a Pashtun (Afghan-adjacent) rather than a 'jeet. Plus, the overall chance of being born as a Slav is greater than being a subcontinental.