Money Chandlers sued for debt megathread

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope the judge finds about those Poke Balls and that he'd rather spend tugboat and donations on that.

Yeah right, Chris will be like "Judge I am waiting for money from CWCville. I shot a porn parody entitled 'Moldylocks and The Three Bears: This Rosebud is Just Right!' It was produces by my husband! Refer all money issues to him"

 

[bigshot]

Someday one of these debt collectors is going to get smart and try to attach the patreon and eBay bucks.

 

[Raiken]

I wonder if he thinks this is normal for an adult.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Since this is a megathread: what's the worst to ever come out of any of these for the Chandlers? I'm betting not much because they keep happening and nothing ever changes?

Payment plans where he pays pocket change per month and will payoff his debt when he's in his 80s, but it doesn't matter because his tugboat is ironclad. Chris is the freest man on earth. A retard with a near inexhaustible income that can literally get away with anything. Both an immovable object and unstoppable force

 

[Picnic_Boy]

These trials are almost as big a waste of taxpayer money as the tugboat itself. They always end the same.

 

[The Dude]

This shit again? yawn

Can't say I'm surprised, but nothing entertaining ever comes from these things. Just months of continuances, endless "what if they don't go soft on him this time?" posts, then a slap on the wrist. Wash, rinse, repeat.

 

[Wake me up]

I wonder if he thinks this is normal for an adult.

It is normal for Chris. That's what his adult life has been like all along and Barbarossa doesn't set any sort of higher example for him either.

 

[MG 620]

I wonder if he thinks this is normal for an adult.

No, because he's not a normal adult.

 

[The Dude]

I wonder if he thinks this is normal for an adult.

Chris thinks shitting your pants is normal for an adult, so what do you think?

 

[Muscle Bra]

Even cows usually learn not to touch the electric fence after touching it a few times, but this is just... 'exceptional' behavior on both of their accounts.

When has Chris ever learned anything from any of his misadventures?

It's impressive how Chris manages to piss away his money. He made over $1,000 from Patreon/Ebay in both February and March. And was outright gifted a Switch console. Could've put the money towards the debt. But he wanted a bunch of video games (including a replacement Xbox and his third copy of Sonic Forces) and blew $300 on Pokeball Plus toys.

And after being gifted the Switch, he spent more than the value of the console on games for it.

Chris truly does exhibit the typical redneck financial management philosophy of "Spend it today, 'cuz it might not be there tomorrow" that he learned from Barb.

These trials are almost as big a waste of taxpayer money as the tugboat itself. They always end the same.

The majority of the money being wasted is by the collection agencies on attorney fees and court costs, none of which comes from taxpayers. If anything, the folks bearing the costs are the other "customers" of the collection agencies.

 

[Tikbalang]

Plaintiff might hire one of us as a witness on his spending habits

If it's a loan shark, he'll be terrified as hell

 

[The Crow]

It's impressive how Chris manages to piss away his money. He made over $1,000 from Patreon/Ebay in both February and March. And was outright gifted a Switch console. Could've put the money towards the debt. But he wanted a bunch of video games (including a replacement Xbox and his third copy of Sonic Forces) and blew $300 on Pokeball Plus toys.

Chris definitely better learn how to start managing his money better, or he's going to be up shit's creek in the future.

 

[Looney Troons]

Do the Let’s Go! Pikachu and Evee games even allow you to carry 6 Pokemon at a time from a gameplay mechanic standpoint, or can these things be used with Pokémon GO as well? Talking about the Pokémon Plus controllers.

He has bought tons of stupid shit, but 6 of these little controllers ranks highly in my book. They’re not useful for anything outside of that one game (as far as I know)

 

[niggers]

It's impressive how Chris manages to piss away his money

hes discovered THE ONE WEIRD TRICK THAT DEBT COLLECTORS HATE. i'd argue it's a survival mechanism.

just burn all your money as fast as possible before they can collect and then laugh cause they can't touch your monthly tard dollars.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Makes me wish there was still such a thing as debtor's prison.

 

[Lipitor]

It's impressive how Chris manages to piss away his money. He made over $1,000 from Patreon/Ebay in both February and March. And was outright gifted a Switch console. Could've put the money towards the debt. But he wanted a bunch of video games (including a replacement Xbox and his third copy of Sonic Forces) and blew $300 on Pokeball Plus toys.

The problem is clearly that both Chris and Barb, feel like they're entitled to the same lifestyle the enjoyed while Bob was alive. Despite the fact they no longer have the resources to float that ship. I can understand how hard it can be adjusting to a new slimmer lifestyle, but at this point it's obvious they're just obstinate. They have no intention of ever getting their budget together. It's spend as much as you can today, rather than think about the future.

 

[Wake me up]

The problem is clearly that both Chris and Barb, feel like they're entitled to the same lifestyle the enjoyed while Bob was alive. Despite the fact they no longer have the resources to float that ship. I can understand how hard it can be adjusting to a new slimmer lifestyle, but at this point it's obvious they're just obstinate. They have no intention of ever getting their budget together. It's spend as much as you can today, rather than think about the future.

Barb gives zero fucks because as far as she knows she might be dead before the lawsuit resolves and Chris... well, Chris.

The most irritating thing is that as someone else has said, Chris could be making the minimum payments (at least on some of those) relatively easily, while decent people out there work two jobs to afford their minimum payments. Meanwhile Chris buys vidya, lego sets, gets entire consoles gifted to him at no cost... It's hard to blame him, considering he's heavily slow in the mind but he doesn't even try to be reasonable.

 

[King Kiwi]

I love Megathreads.

They ain't ever getting anything though.

 

[Kuruminha]

Chris thinks shitting your pants is normal for an adult, so what do you think?

"I mean, who hasn't in their life time pooped their pants? We're only human!"

Anyway... Locke and Hegels would be so proud of such demonstration of tard freedom. Chris is the face of illuminism.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Fuck yeah, Chad Chris with his unlimited amounts of money and unsinkable credit strikes against capitalism again!

There is no way to stop this Marxist Mastermind, undermining the megacorps and their creditors one defaulting payment at a time, while simultaneously subverting the state with his SSDI collection.

Unlike some pathetic anarcho-communists who have to live on the streets or suck the state's cock for housing with scarcely a block of cheese to chew on, Chris lives in luxury while waging a one man war against the unethical system thrust upon him. You go, товарищ!