Cellphone rings (unknown number), what do you do?

[We Are The Witches]

Do you take it or not? If so, what do you say to them? What about those calls that do not answer with anything & then hang up on you?

I myself have stopped answering at all, I just look them up later if they're flagged as spam, and if they are I block them.

 

[Cruelty Free]

I answer the call with "Hello?" and if the person responds I go along with whatever they have to say. If there is no response I just hang up. If they keep calling after that I look up the number and block it.

 

[User 204364]

I answer it with an Indian accent.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I breathe heavily into the microphone if I'm feeling frisky.

Other wise, I go hello? Who!? Who is this? And go from there.

 

[Staticness]

good morning sir thank you for calling hotline how may i help you

 

[Ventrue]

If an Indian calls I start with a mundane casual conversation as if its somebody else that leads to an argument. Try to keep them on the phone for as long as possible until they hang up and see if they call again later. If they call again continue the argument from before.

 

[dick brain]

Fucking nothing, everyone who knows me knows I don't answer and anybody who doesn't know me can leave a voicemail.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I haven't answered my phone since 1993

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If a number calls me that I don't know, I try to get to know the person as much as possible. After all, strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

 

[Lokenstien]

*click*

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Fucking nothing, everyone who knows me knows I don't answer and anybody who doesn't know me can leave a voicemail.

This.
I never answer a call from someone I don't know, if they don't leave a voicemail then they are spam and can eat a dick.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I answer and immediately moan into the phone.

 

[Farsided]

Answer and let them speak first, i'll sometimes add loud breathing noises for extra creepiness.

 

[draggs]

[unknown number calls]

"Hello"

[jeet or coconut nigger voice]

"Hi this is (white name)-"

"No you're not"

[Hang up]