Celebrity Death Pool 2024

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tehpope

I had killed a man. A man that looked like me.
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Its almost 2024. Let's do this shit all over again.

RULES THAT I STOLE
1. Post a list of up to 25 celebrities who you think will expire between January 7, 2023 and December 31, 2023. Make sure you tell us what the person is famous for if they're not known worldwide (actor, politician, musician, etc). If they have a thread, try to link it.
2. If one of your celebrities dies, you score points based on their age subtracted from 100. This is to encourage players to submit younger, less predictable candidates, rather than focusing only on ailing, death's-door celebrities. (For example, a 40 year old celebrity would get you 60 points)
3. You may edit your list as much as you like until the deadline. Your choices are locked in after January 7.
4. No points shall be awarded for:
a.) prisoners with a possible sentence, who were incarcerated before January 7, and are lawfully executed. (Any other cause of death is fine.)
b.) celebrities publicly battling terminal cancer or other terminal diseases who were diagnosed before January 7, and die as a direct result of said cancer.
c.) high-profile terrorists that die of causes directly related to terrorist activities or military action However, full credit will be given if that person dies of an unrelated cause (murder, suicide, accident, etc.).

I don't have anything to give out. Sorry.

My list:
Jack Nicholson
Clint Eastwood
Bam Margera
Tim Curry
James Earl Jones
Joe Biden
Gene Hackman
Dick Van Dyke
Tess Holliday
Robert Duvall
Donald Sutherland
Bob Newhart
Faye Dunaway
Jim / Mr. Metokur
Jane Fonda
Ron Paul
William Shatner
 
  1. Patrick Stewart
  2. Bill Cosby
  3. Isaac Herzog (current President of Israel)
  4. Billie Eilish
  5. Takashi Tezuka (Nintendo Producer and Programmer)
  6. Jack Scalfani
  7. Nick Lachey (member of 98 Degrees)
  8. Jonathan Greenblatt (CEO of Anti-Defamation League)
  9. Dream
  10. Anna O'Brien
  11. Da'Vine Joy Randolph (Actress)
  12. Britney Spears
  13. Zhang Youxia (Chinese Vice Chairman of the Central Military Commission)
  14. TONY D'ANGELO (NXT Wrestler)
  15. John Schnatter (founder of Papa John's)
  16. Yoshihiro Togashi (mangaka of Hunter x Hunter and YuYu Hakusho)
  17. Rumiko Takahashi (mangaka of InuYasha, Ranma 1/2, etc.)
  18. Noah Antwiler
  19. Adam White
  20. Maggie Smith (Actress)
  21. François Hollande (former President of France)
  22. Bill Clinton (Pervert)
  23. Julie Kavner (voice of Marge Simpson)
  24. John Landis (Filmmaker)
  25. Arlene Silver (Dick Van Dyke's wife)
 
1. Joanne Woodward
2. Andy Dick
3. Bruce Willis
4. Tom Skerrit
5. Danny Bonaduce
6. Jack Nicholson
7. Bam Margera
8. Celine Dion
9. Edie McClure
10. Warren Beatty
 
Última edición:
Keffals, calling it right fucking now. %41 plus being an unrepentant drug addict? That faggot is lucky he lives in Canada, other places in the world would they would deny him health insurance based on those odds alone. As soon as he runs out of money, as soon as all his subs are fed up with his bickering and grifting he's washing down some pills with some cheap vodka and checking out.
 
Amanda Bynes
Bernie Sanders
Britney Spears
David Letterman
Dennis Rodman
Dick Cheney
Gary Busey
Gene Hackman
George R.R. Martin
Harvey Weinstein
Jack Nicholson
James Earl Jones
Jane Fonda
Joe Biden
Keith Richards
Kevin Smith
Lil Wayne
Michael Moore
Mike Tyson
Ozzy Osbourne
Robert Duvall
Stevie Wonder
Tim Curry
William Shatner
Willie Nelson
 
Going to try and keep it mostly below 60 years.
1. Ezra Miller
2. Lizo
3. Charlie Sheen
4. Russell Brand
5. Courtney Love
6. Artie Lange
7. Anthony Cumia
8. Demi Lovato
9. Gabourey Sidibe
10. Jussie Smollett
11. Lily-Rose Depp (looks like a coke fiend, so OD is my guess)
12. Tekashi 6ix9ine
13. Post Malone
14. Alexandra Billings (41%)
15. Danny Masterson
16. Elliot Page (she just looks ill all the time, so not sure it would be 41%)
17. Eugenia Cooney
18. Kate Moss
19. Mama June
20. Chris Jericho
21. Jim Sterling
22. Nicki Minaj
23. Pete Doherty
24. Jermaine Jackson
25. Juliette Lewis
 
1. George Soros
2. Bill Clinton
3. Michael Moorcock
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Sandy Koufax
6. Bob Dylan
7. Paul McCartney
8. Anthony Cumia
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Pope Francis
11. Bruce Willis
12. Bam Margera
13. Shelley Duvall
14. Keith Richards
15. Vladimir Putin
16. Roman Polanski
17. Stephen King
18. Jimmy Carter
19. Pat Buchanan
20. John Cleese
21. Rob Reiner
22. Aaron Rodgers
23. "Weird Al" Yankovic
24. Kim Jong-Un
25. Donald Trump (if he's not assassinated, he'll probably die of a heart attack from campaign and legal stresses + a diet of pure goyslop).
 
  1. Bobby Brown
  2. Steven Assanti 🌈🌈🌈
  3. Nick Carter
  4. Frank Oz ☹️
  5. Eric Clapton
  6. Oprah
  7. Tommy Chong ☹️
  8. Phil Collins
  9. Cyndi Lauper ☹️
  10. King Chuck
  11. David Johansen 💙☹️
  12. Fred Savage
  13. Harrison Ford
  14. Eric Idle ☹️
  15. Eddie Murphy
  16. John Astin ☹️
  17. Jeff Bridges
  18. Susan Sarandon
  19. Christopher Lloyd ☹️
  20. Goldie Hawn
  21. Puff Daddy
  22. Kanye 🌈🌈🌈
  23. Barry Bostwick ☹️
  24. Michael J. Fox
  25. Quincy Jones
 
1. Ian Johma
2. Tess Holliday
3. Hunter Biden
4. Nancy Pelosi
5. 50Cent
6. Camilla, Queen of UK
7. Sarah Jessica Parker
8. Britney Spears
9. Vanilla Ice
10. Destiny
11. Cindy Lauper
12. Zelenskyyyy
13. George Soros
14. MC Hammer
15. Donatella Versace
16. Madonna
17. Sam Sulek
18. Ellen Page
19. Dave Grohl
20. Akira Toriyama
21. Paul Pelosi
22. Ricky Martin
23. Arnold Schwarzenegger
24. Miley Cyrus
25. Harvey Weinstein
 
Mel Brooks
Dick van Dyke
Dolly Parton
Stephen King
Clive Barker
Jesse Ventura
Ron White
Julie Kavner
Robert De Niro
Don Bluth
Hayao Miyazaki
Ozzy Osborne
 
Jim Carrey
Steven Spielberg
George Lucas
Leonardo DiCaprio
Elton John
Jamie Foxx
Quentin Tarantino
Billy West
George Clooney
Tom Savini
Tim Pool
Donald Trump
Susan Wojcicki
Jim Davis
Bill Cosby
Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Harry Shearer
Bob Iger
 
Whitley Strieber (Sci-Fi Writer who was raped by aliens, his words)
Michael Richards (Professional Nigger Detector)
Vince McMahon (Steroid Enthusiast)
Howard Stern
Robert Duvall
Dick van Dyke
Warren Beatty
Faye Dunaway
Klaus Schwab
George Soros
Warren Buffett
Jimmy Carter
 
1. Steve Wozniak
2. Robert Duvall
3. Diane Ladd
4. Bruce Dern
5. Herbie Hancock
6. Sting
7. Michael Caine
8. Tom Atkins
9. Chaka Khan
10. Stacey Keach
 
Leaders

Bolkiah of Brunei
Paul Biya of Cameroon
Mswati of Swaziland (either from a coup or from complications due to AIDS)
Jimmy Carter
John Major

Celebrities

Christopher Lloyd
Rupert Murdoch
Kyle Gass
Mick Jagger
Mel Brooks (free points)
Dick Van Dyke (free points)

Kiwi-adjacent

Jack Scalfani (heart attack from fibre deficiency)
Andy Dick
Ted Kaczynski’s brother
Keffals (detrans-induced relapse; drug overdose)
KingCobra (chokes on vomit while passed out)
Nick Rekieta (drunk driving accident)
 
1 BitBoy Crypto (A you tube Crypto Bread Tuber)
2 Mersh
3 Boe Jiden
4 Klaus Schwab
5 Andy Dick (IP2 Hobo, used to be a comedian)
6 Ethan Van Sciver @FROG From Complications in his C/19 shot.
7 Bam Margera (CKY Jack ass guy)
8 Ezra Millar
9 Mecharandom42 (A you tube skitzo)
10 PPP Ashton Parks
11 Metokur
12 Bryan Dunn KOP (hanging with a belt around his neck tied to the ceiling fan self affixation jacking off in zoom with a tranny)
13. King Charles
14. Gonzo Lira Coach red pill
15. Keffals
15. Flamenco (hanging with a belt around his neck tied to the ceiling fan self affixation jacking off in zoom with a tranny or suicide)
16. Riley (murdered by Eric July)
17. Paul Pelosi (Nancy Pelosi's husband who fucks gay hobo's)
18. Nancy Pelosi
19 Chuck Shoomer
20 Godwinson (cocaine induced heart attack)
21 Ethan Ralph's next son (Mexican prostitute will have abortion this year)
22. Chanteli
23. Cyraxx
24. Poreshenko (The previous Ukrainian president)
25. Orange man 2024 (Just because every one remembers the Kennedy's)
 
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