🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Red Frida]

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Still at least a couple of inches short of the 5'6 Fuentes even when pulling himself up by the Mexican twink's shoulders.

5'2 at most. I won't give him a millimeter more.

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It's the return no one asked for, Tequilla Sunrise is coming back!

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5'6" but there is a zero percent chance he doesn't wear lifts at all times outside his home.
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That's Michelle Malkin isn't it? She's 5 ft 1. It should be possible to extrapolate Ralph's height assuming he wears lifts.

I did a bit of research on Los Heroes, ralph’s little corner of Merida. This is not news but I found it interesting. Los Heroes is basically the low-income section of Merida, for brokies like ralph.

Maybe he's just saving money by living there to support Xander and Rozy financially.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Who the fuck is this bald guy with his Veneer doll's teeth supposed to be again? Imagine getting an interview with a Burger King manager and saying it's some kind of thing. Imagine walking up to a black homeless person and going HOW YOU LIKE BLAX? That's what this whole interview has been. Can we not even get an interview with an ordinary person with their own fucking teeth? Why is everyone with a crack cocaine problem getting hot swapped Brazilian Veneers? Legendary Keelstream interview featuring Nut Cracker McGee, known for Shutter.com films like I Smoked Crack Until My Teeth Fell Out and I Whiten My Teeth Regularly fame.

You forget that back in the Cozy days he quite literally interviewed some random Nigerian. He never met the guy, it was just some random hobo with a phone calling in, not only did he give him a spot but also gave him money in hopes that he could start "Killstream Africa" or something. The hobo never called back in once he got the money, btw. There are no standards on the Killstream, just be glad that there is someone else other than the hollering hog squealing about his relationship problems or drunkenly slurring about nothing in particular.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

¡¡MALDITO MARicón MENTIROSO Y CHUPAPOLLAS!! ¡¡HIJO DE PUTA!! ¿¡QUIERES GRITAR POR ENCIMA DE MÍ!? ¿¡CADA MALDITO SEGUNDO!? ¡¡PUEDO GRITAR MÁS FUERTE QUE USTEDES DOS, PEDAZO DE MIERDA, HIJO DE PUTA!! ¡¡SIGUE ABRIENDO LA PUTA BOCA!! ¡¡YO SEGUIRÉ GRITANDO, PEDAZO DE MIERDA, HIJO DE PUTA!! ¡¡CHÚPAME LA PUTA POLLA!! ¡¡VETE A SUICIDAR!! ¡¡PEDAZO DE MIERDA, HIJO DE PUTA!! ¡¡JODER, MALDITA SEA!! ¡¡¡OH, PODEMOS GRITAR EL UNO ENCIMA DEL OTRO TODO EL PUTO DÍA!!! ¡AUGAGHGHAGAH! ¡AHUGAHAGAG! ¡¡AAHHHH!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

You forget that back in the Cozy days he quite literally interviewed some random Nigerian. He never met the guy, it was just some random hobo with a phone calling in, not only did he give him a spot but also gave him money in hopes that he could start "Killstream Africa" or something. The hobo never called back in once he got the money, btw. There are no standards on the Killstream, just be glad that there is someone else other than the hollering hog squealing about his relationship problems or drunkenly slurring about nothing in particular.

That had potential.

 

[Lt Saavik]

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>Song about masculine posturing fades into the background as the phone rings

>Ethan's face collapses and he immediately avoids eye contact with camera

>Fidgets, keeps eyes downcast like an abused puppy, becomes irritable and cagey

>Puts his comfort glasses on

Ethan has been reduced to singing about keeping guns at his side as he shudders over a mere phone call from the 90-pound psychopath he mistook for another punching bag. Like legit horror novel shit.

"The dono song's chorus begins to reek of hollow bravado and false triumph as an ominous ringing pushes it into the background. Bloat Boar's heart drops to his amply-proportioned stomach, but that doesn't stop the steely, track-marked hands of retribution from growing closer with every breath. He can almost hear her voice. The music continues, but barely registers now. "Keep... a ... rifle...", he impotently chants, voice wavering, knowing full well that no mere firearm would suffice as protection from the malevolent entity on the other end of the line.
"Scarlett, please!" "

Late and gay - but this whole beautiful paragraph should be a random txt.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

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Scar and Ralph haven't broken up since their twitter space together (or they have and they've already gotten back together, who can tell anymore) because Scar called in to close out the stream. The call was mostly about seething at Gabe Hoffman although it did end with Scar playing a couple of clips for the audience. Bish thinks she can clip the killstream now

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[lester]

She also was excited about staying at the hotel where Jeffery Dahmer killed someone. I swear this is the most normal True Crime/serial killer aficionado woman.

She wasn't excited, listen back, she's just pointing out something factual for a change. Hampton normal...Ha, she as much a Aficionado as you are with her. Are you new or something?

 

[Elmo]

You forget that back in the Cozy days he quite literally interviewed some random Nigerian. He never met the guy, it was just some random hobo with a phone calling in, not only did he give him a spot but also gave him money in hopes that he could start "Killstream Africa" or something. The hobo never called back in once he got the money, btw. There are no standards on the Killstream, just be glad that there is someone else other than the hollering hog squealing about his relationship problems or drunkenly slurring about nothing in particular.

The Gambian Groyper was such a fucking retarded idea. Only Ralph could come up with such scams and end up being scammed himself. dun werked mahself intew a shewt agen!

 

[HackerX]

The Gambian Groyper was such a fucking retarded idea. Only Ralph could come up with such scams and end up being scammed himself. dun werked mahself intew a shewt agen!

I honestly have no idea what Ralph was hoping to accomplish with that one. What other outcome are there, besides 'getting scammed', when blindly giving money to some random African dude?

 

[30+GameOvers]

The Gambian Groyper was such a fucking retarded idea. Only Ralph could come up with such scams and end up being scammed himself. dun werked mahself intew a shewt agen!

I don't think this was a work, piggy genuinely loves blacks(see: his former black male lover and many black women he claims to have slept with) and was hoping he would have another relationship with him. Of course, GG saw him for a mark that he is and fled with the money, good for him. Smarter than any of his exes, aside from maybe his first ex wife who also did the right thing and just lived her life.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I figured I'd give him at least 12 hours.

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The Hollerin' Hog is runnin' scurred! He saw the jig was up and now he's hiding in Jessie's discord.

<“THEYRE TRYING TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY BREAK ME GAYTOR!”

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She wasn't excited, listen back, she's just pointing out something factual for a change. Hampton normal...Ha, she as much an Aficionado as you are with her. Are you new or something?

Did you really reply to a post from April to quibble about this? Lol.

She repeatedly mentioned they were staying at the “Dahmer hotel” and it was the reason they chose that particular cheap roach motel vs others. She even discussed wanting to stay on the Dahmer floor ffs. Scarlet and Ralph never broadcasted where they were holed up for their degenerate drug binges except that time…because she was so excited to be in the Dahmer hotel, (aka a cheap, gross hotel catering to druggies and prostitutes, same today as it was forty years ago).

 

[AnOminous]

Of course, GG saw him for a mark that he is and fled with the money, good for him. Smarter than any of his exes, aside from maybe his first ex wife who also did the right thing and just lived her life.

Still not very smart. He could have taken this rube for a lot more.

 

[alan thicke]

Why is Ralph wearing a cup head shirt? I thought he rage quit that in the tutorial

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Why is Ralph wearing a cup head shirt? I thought he rage quit that in the tutorial

Ralph doesn't own a cup in real life so he got a shirt with one instead.

 

[lester]

Did you really reply to a post from April to quibble about this? Lol.

She repeatedly mentioned they were staying at the “Dahmer hotel” and it was the reason they chose that particular cheap roach motel vs others. She even discussed wanting to stay on the Dahmer floor ffs. Scarlet and Ralph never broadcasted where they were holed up for their degenerate drug binges except that time…because she was so excited to be in the Dahmer hotel, (aka a cheap, gross hotel catering to druggies and prostitutes, same today as it was forty years ago).

Yeah, some shit is evergreen my dude. Especially with these so called "shows" fuckhead Ralph's been doing lately since his cancer scare.
Put it this way, that shit in April is light-years better content than the pig looping non stop about the hooker and whoever else he's trying to glom onto to get some sort of relevancy.
I hope me reading older stuff doesn't bother you too much because I' m going to continue. So you better tighten them butt cheeks buttercup cuz Daddies cumming

 

[lester]

Prediction on the Ralph's future.
He does go to Columbia, he does hang out with Hunter Moore maybe even stays at his place.
That's when it happens, one too times testing the limits of his Scooby-panic and the mother of all anxiety attacks will hit him.
Hunter Moore not being around in that moment to cuddle with and not enough panic pills to stop his pea brain from feeling like it's in a permanent Gravitron unable to run from this time.

* I just hope that if this happens while out on the streets of Meda jean, like he likes to say, that one of those street urchins makes sure he's not weighed down with whatever's in his pockets

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[AncientPhosphur]

Last time he was at Moore’s place he looked scared shitless, posted a creep shot of an tranny, and next update we had he was back home in his tin shack. So I’m not sure what his game plan is here going to Colombia. Especially when he couldn’t handle living with someone ever. Ralph’s not built for cohabitation. He abused everyone he’s lived with from his mom, Warski, and Meigh. Moore won’t take piggy’s shit and clearly once had Ralph spooked. He won’t last a week and if he doesn’t get kicked out he’ll be looking like a battered house wife.

 

[Elmo]

Last time he was at Moore’s place he looked scared shitless, posted a creep shot of an tranny, and next update we had he was back home in his tin shack. So I’m not sure what his game plan is here going to Colombia. Especially when he couldn’t handle living with someone ever. Ralph’s not built for cohabitation. He abused everyone he’s lived with from his mom, Warski, and Meigh. Moore won’t take piggy’s shit and clearly once had Ralph spooked. He won’t last a week and if he doesn’t get kicked out he’ll be looking like a battered house wife.

Didn't he almoz dai from an OD or something because he was turning purple at some point after passing out? Piggy did too much tusi from what was reported.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Last time he was at Moore’s place he looked scared shitless, posted a creep shot of an tranny, and next update we had he was back home in his tin shack. So I’m not sure what his game plan is here going to Colombia. Especially when he couldn’t handle living with someone ever. Ralph’s not built for cohabitation. He abused everyone he’s lived with from his mom, Warski, and Meigh. Moore won’t take piggy’s shit and clearly once had Ralph spooked. He won’t last a week and if he doesn’t get kicked out he’ll be looking like a battered house wife.

Don't listen to him Ralph, all you have to do is steal Hunter Moore's phone so you can scan every message he sends to ensure loyalty. Works like a charm every time!