🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Cheb Dagness dijo:
the Scarlet arc was boring and led to nothing, other than more tweets at Josh and Daddeh Jim
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Bruh. He went all the way to Wisconsin under the false pretense of making a Jer documentary just to get high, beat his girlfriend, and steal her laptop, then narrowly escaped a town-wide police manhunt in a fucking Uber. He has committed international theft for pawn shop money.

All this after he got arrested in a bodycam where he drunkenly calls the police niggers and tells them to suck his dick.

Post-breakup, he tried to own his ex-girlfriend on the keelstream with a fabricated story about her having Epstein connections, then fainted due to drug use live on-air after visibly crying to her voice messages. In a subsequent attempt, she verbally humiliated him (with his inadvertent help) over the course of an hours-long argument about their respective sexual habits, drug use issues, etc.

This is a paltry writeup of everything he's done in the last few months, but is sufficient to say that your claim about the scarlett arc is ludicrous. I'm sorry you don't get the appeal of watching a 300 pound piece of white trash make snow angels in the detritus of his destroyed life because it has been very funny thus far.
 
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Sirfaggot dijo:
Bruh. He went all the way to Wisconsin under the false pretense of making a Jer documentary just to get high, beat his girlfriend, and steal her laptop, then narrowly escaped a town-wide police manhunt in a fucking Uber. He has committed international theft for pawn shop money.

All this after he got arrested in a bodycam where he drunkenly calls the police niggers and tells them to suck his dick.

Post-breakup, he drunkenly tried to own his ex-girlfriend on the keelstream with a fabricated story about her having Epstein connections, then fainted due to drug use live on-air after visibly crying to her voice messages. In a subsequent attempt, she verbally humiliated him (with his inadvertent help) over the course of an hours-long argument about their respective sexual habits, drug use issues, etc.

This is a paltry writeup of everything he's done in the last few months, but is sufficient to say that your claim about the scarlett arc is ludicrous. I'm sorry you don't get the appeal of watching a 300 pound piece of white trash make snow angels in the detritus of his destroyed life because it has been very funny thus far.
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But for Ralph... It was Tuesday.
 
From ralph’s little stroll around his neighborhood last night
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He was getting all nostalgic pointing out where he and pantsu used to go together
he misses her
looks pretty grim to me
 
Cheb Dagness dijo:
Boring. The fat ugly hunch-backed cunt is boring.
"Oh, he got zooted, sooo funny, then he sent a tweet to Jim."
This thread.
Forever
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Cheb Dagness dijo:
He's so funny people are dragging unfunny things up from last year.

I'll laugh when Ralph dies. That's the win condition he has set.
Until then there's no point following a man without shame.
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Cheb Dagness dijo:
You people are insane. Ralph has done fuck all this year, the Scarlet arc was boring and led to nothing, other than more tweets at Josh and Daddeh Jim and another sweaty spite-trip to another a third world shithole. Ralph will only win the votes by dying.
His "high" points are getting as tedious as his watching CNN in silence lows.
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Cheb Dagness dijo:
Those are all things that happened.
He has no dignity so there's no dignity to lose, so none of them were funny. EDIT. I'll concede on the pig noises that was fucking funny.
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We get it. You want Hambly to win Lolcow of the Year. You can stop entering the thread to tell us how little you care about Ralph now.
 
BlueArmedDevil dijo:
I watched a lot of COPS in the 90's, there was a bleep but you knew it was a hard R.

You can take white trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of white trash.
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:diddler: WHAT YOU GAWN DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YEW, BISH!?

Cheb Dagness dijo:
I'll laugh when Ralph dies. That's the win condition he has set.
Until then there's no point following a man without shame
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Shut the fuck up, faggot. Go be a tourist somewhere else.
 
After his drunken wanderings about the local area I'm certain by now he's solidified himself forever as a local cryptid. Children all warn eachother about the feared "Blanco ChuPIGcabra" that roams the streets squealing at the moon
 
Cheb Dagness dijo:
Boring. The fat ugly hunch-backed cunt is boring.
"Oh, he got zooted, sooo funny, then he sent a tweet to Jim."
This thread.
Forever


He's so funny people are dragging unfunny things up from last year.

I'll laugh when Ralph dies. That's the win condition he has set.
Until then there's no point following a man without shame.
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You want us to believe that what ralph is doing isn't top tier funny but you are laughing so hard over the shartening.

-Jeremy had been called out 8 years ago for flagging and getting people banned by jim.

-the coffee arc is over now.. its back to its drop shipped white label coffee. Cool story wasnt it a woke company 3 months ago drop shipping it?

-hes fat.....hes been fat since he came out of the uterus.

-Hes broke....you dont say. clearly outspending his earnings? He went broke? Shit how'd anyone figure that out. Its not like he routinely brags about all the stupid shit he buys and cant cross reference that with the lack of income via streams and sales.

This became a thing again with the casino and rightfully so but its over now. Lard and tard are beating a dead horses dead horse for subs and its not even entertaining Meme Copium does it better and needs a fraction of the time to cover it. ralphs still an inferno while shit pants is the guy in a wheel chair on fire in red dragon. Hes mobility maryed his way to obscurity


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The moment I click on and I'm struck by twin funnies simultaneously. Whatever the fuck is going on with that hat, and Ralph's lonepaypig spoutting something ridiculous.
 
Ralph's so drunk he hasn't realized the old overlay is up and didn't realize he wasn't live only live on rumble for the first hour

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Edit: It lasted the whole stream
 
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Looking at the fucking contrast between his blushing red face and pale white neck, and ofc the heavy application of smoothing filters because he's a woman afterall. Rosacea? Blood pleasure? Asian flush after Dan the Destroyer turned him into a Chinaman? You decide! Either way, Ralph would go ahead and shoot himself if he really wanted to larp like Hunter S. Thompson because yeesh. It's so over if he's looking like that.
 
Sobriety breaking celebration stream archive

Part 1: This part was only streamed on Rumble because he was too drunk to realize he wasn't also streaming to twitter and youtube. I recorded the rumble stream until the youtube/twitter streams started because I have trouble archiving rumble and thought he might delete the stream before I got it archived. Then the power glitched. At first when the power glitched the rumble version came back, but after Ralph stopped streaming (or it went out a second time) the VOD was only those last 10 minutes. After a couple of hours the rumble VOD changed to now be everything but the last 10 minutes, but archiving rumble VODs is still slow and annoying so you're getting the recorded version because that's ready to go.

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Part 2: This is the twitter rip because it combined the main VOD and the last 10 minutes after the power glitch (the rumble and youtube versions cut off then). At 1:59:50 is when the the power glitches. When it comes back on Ralph's muted and his webcam is not connected, it takes him a few minutes to figure out how to unmute himself but he seems to give up on the idea of streaming tonight. Scarlett also starts pinging him to call her back

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Here's the full call with Scar. Ralph decides (as drunk jilted lovers often do) that calling his ex live on stream is a good idea.



And a few clips from the call

Scar brings up the word "Cozy" then Ralph makes himself laugh. Scar then says she won't sodomize Ralph, which Ralph insists never happened.



Gonna mark this one NSFW just in case. Scar offhandedly mentions sucking Ralph's dick under the table while Ralph was on camera, which prompted me to go back and look at this old clip of them from the 30th of March (the stream from their second trip where Ralph ran out on Scar because there was no booze in the hotel, before they reunited later than Scar cut her foot). I present to you all Scarlett Hampton sucking the Memphis Micro on camera. This might be the closest thing we get to the sex tape being released.


Both of them talk a lot about taking it. There's some talk of giving, but mostly of taking it.



"I'd sooner hang you off a chair than a dog" "I'd appreciate that!"

 
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