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As we used to say when we got shittered when I was a much younger man and took home a woman while wearing beer goggles and woke up the next morning
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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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Looked good from far but far from good
hawkisnight
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Every time I hear about Scarlett I think of her pouring mayo into her mouth. Clip almost made me puke.
I've never saw her "work" clips and never will.
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It was ranch dressing! Don't besmirch our queen.
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LMAO, this just demonstrates what a wet brain Ralph is and also very bad at math. He probably does think it’s like 50 visits because a simple trip is such a Herculean undertaking for Ralph. Visits he barely survived since he is a raging alcoholic and Xanax addict.
Like all addicts and assholes the bad deeds are quickly forgotten and underplayed, but what he views as his good deeds are legendary and exaggerated to an absurd degree.
Ralph publicized every terrible visit he ever bothered to make with Xander because he’s a petulant child and wanted to use the visits to fundraise, alog the Vickers and show how much he “lubbed muh sun”. Ralph traveled to visit Xander well under a dozen times. The total amount of trips was about six or seven, but sometimes he was sober enough to manage two separate visits per trip, but not often. I think he actually managed to visit on Saturday and Sunday maybe three times. He was usually to drunk or hungover to get there on time for one of the visits.
I’m sure someone will tally it up, but my good memory and math guesstimate is 11 individual court supervised visits, out of 7-8 actual trips, and I’m being generous here. Ralph has spent less than 30 total hours with his son over five years. This means he has spent more hours drinking in a bar in one week than he’s bothered to spend with his son in five years.
Jungle_Bananas
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Pretty sure we just have to wait for Vickers to correct the record, he can't resist the chance to jump in
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He might have had 50 or 60 chances to visit, but he's made how many of those? 4? 6?
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The real question is why Fatass Faith isn't going for termination of parental rights. I know old man Vickers has to be bugging her about it despite his whole "I don't have any control over it" speech.
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We also have to remember that there was at least one visit, that I remember and I'm sure I'm forgetting more, where he made the trip to SoCal, but didn't see lil' Xannie because he was too drunk/high/lazy/it was hot outside.
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There were several trips where he was supposed to do visits on Saturday and Sunday and only managed one day. I think there was one trip he shit the bed entirely missing both days.
I’m trying to remember if he managed to miss both visits when pawpaws ring got robbed and he begged for a biker banana. I think he managed to get there on Sunday because I was so disgusted he would be in a filthy Tijuana whore hotel and strip club, then just hours showing up unkempt, reeking of booze, cigarettes and god knows what bodily fluids to play with a three year old child. (He had proudly displayed the free anal lube packets in his hotel room the previous night)
His attempts at trying to make visits to his son an opportunity to visit discount whorehouses in Tijuana was a fun disaster to watch unfold.
For a guy who has trouble merely getting to a scheduled flight on time him having to catch flights, buses and cross the land border on a time table was certainly a choice. This alone is probably why he thinks he visited Xander 50-60 times. Most people could cross Darien Gap with less trouble than Ralph getting from Tijuana to Sandy Eggo.
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I seem to remember almost 8 months ago him vowing to see Xander in November no matter what and nobody can stop him bish and then he hasn't been back and has no plans to go back.
My favorite is his delusion that his keeds will decide at 18 that they really want a relationship with the fat drunk loser who abused their mothers (the ones who have been providing for them for their entire lives) and after years of being able to access this site and learning what a worthless disgusting human he is.
My favorite is his delusion that his keeds will decide at 18 that they really want a relationship with the fat drunk loser who abused their mothers (the ones who have been providing for them for their entire lives) and after years of being able to access this site and learning what a worthless disgusting human he is.
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You're right. I didn't make my post clear. I don't remember him ever missing both days, but there were certainly trips where he was supposed to make two visits and only did one.
GoybeamFireSupportOfficer
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Mexican criminals instantly clock Ralph as not even worth kidnapping or killing.
Pathetic!
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It always seemed like day one was more an obligation to own the a-logs and everything after was partying with Dick up in LA for a few days.
Now that Dick has removed Ralph from his life piggy has no reward for seeing his son.
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The funny part is I think there was exactly ONE “visit muh son” that he roped a visit to Dick’s house and it was such an epic disaster (it was the visit Pantsu managed to escape) it resulted in a total Ralph-ban from the Barbie Dream house.
Dick propped him up in the aftermath of the stream that Ralph pilfered his psychedelic drawer just he could ensure he could get him the fuck out of his house and LA without another meltdown or suicide baiting. He took the big baby out for an ice cream cone and made sure he made his flight. But any friendship was done after that. Dick was civil and maintained some contact online but that visit was the final nail in the coffin.
A year or two later Ralph attempted to strong arm another visit to Dick using the excuse of a Xander visit in Sandy Eggo. Dick rebuffed him when he showed up in LA and his consolation prize was lunch with Pedo Vito. IIRC this LA visit resulted in Dick and Milo doing a stream about Ralph needing rehab. I think Ralph had tried to plan some half-assed event where he would stream with Dick and Milo in LA but it just resulted in them telling him to get help. (This was what caused Ralph to claim to go to “rehab” for two weeks. Who knows what he actually did but when he returned he had at least decreased his day drinking and was a more functional addict for a few months)
A year or two later Ralph attempted to strong arm another visit to Dick using the excuse of a Xander visit in Sandy Eggo. Dick rebuffed him when he showed up in LA and his consolation prize was lunch with Pedo Vito. IIRC this LA visit resulted in Dick and Milo doing a stream about Ralph needing rehab. I think Ralph had tried to plan some half-assed event where he would stream with Dick and Milo in LA but it just resulted in them telling him to get help. (This was what caused Ralph to claim to go to “rehab” for two weeks. Who knows what he actually did but when he returned he had at least decreased his day drinking and was a more functional addict for a few months)
I’m detailing all this because I know Ralph’s wetbrain has totally rewritten reality to flatter himself. Ralph has always used visits to Xander as excuses to try and do other things. The very few visits he made that were pretty straightforward visits just to see his Xander he was sullen and grim. The visits he tried to include Dick, Mary Jane or Tijuana whores he was upbeat and excited. Xander is a footnote and he wouldn’t visit him at all without SM pressure or as way to pivot the visit for other activities, particular forcing social interactions with anyone in California he can rope in.
The fact that Ralph estimated he had visited Xander 50-60 times just shows how deluded Ralph is about what a devoted father he’s been. I think Ralph hates Josh and KF with such a passion because it’s an archive of his life that totally conflicts and upends the flattering, false narrative he is always inventing.
I really hope Ralph manages to publish his autobiography online one day. I think the biggest problem now is he needs AI to write it, but given that AI will use KF, Twitter and the KF archive as its biggest resources it’s lost cause. Ralph wants a “gonzo style” hagiography not anything approaching reality. Ralph has been bathing in delusional narratives and addict rationalizations for far too long to be able to handle reading an AI factual recreation of the past decade. The “It’s nawt trooo…” cope loses effectiveness after hundreds of uses.