Everyone knows Ralph dumped his shit off with Sisco before he bailed to Mexico. Everyone has known this for years, retard. It doesn't make anything else you say less retarded.
TBF, that's not quite the case when it comes to Sandra Brand Sandra's canned, robust, and flavorful remains.
While Ralph left
some of his highly valuable assets with Sisco, he left a great deal with ol' Heinous Harreh as well. No idea as to what percentage of stuff was left with who, or what reasoning (if there was any) was behind how Ralph's household goods were distributed between the two. Obviously, I'm envisioning Harreh got whatever could fit in the MIA red Nissan while Sisco provided transport and storage for larger items, but then we're devolving into pointless theorycrafting at that point.
Either way, the
two things we 100% know were left in Harreh's care was a wrassle wrassle belt and Sandra Brand Sandra's coffee can. Now that wrassle wrassle belt served as a wonderful catalyst to Ralph's downfall, second only to the prophecy of the Corn Harvest©, because Ralph stores things that hold personal value to him in trash bags, exactly how everyone else does. Since Heinous Harry incorrectly thought that 'trash bags = trash', he committed such an unforgivable sin that Ralph was forced to declare him a blood enemy, and the rest of the story is Ralphahistory.
Now Sandra Brand Sandra's coffee can was still in Harreh's possession
after becoming a blood enemy, and there was obviously a boatload of speculation whether he'd do any nefarious acts. Not that Harreh has ever given off the vibe that he may fuck with SBS's remains, but keep in mind, this was all well into the era where Ralph would gloat and holler about Harreh never seeing his granddaughter ever again. I mean, if there was ever any justification for desecrating Sandra's coffee flavored ashes, Ralph's gloating is in that viscinity. (What's great is you just
know Ralph's paranoia was out of control at that time. Ralph was one million percent terrified of Harreh alogging him harder than any person has ever been alogged before.)
Ofc Harreh, being the seemingly reasonable individual that he is, didn't do anything to SBS's remains. (Jeez Ralph, maybe you should have learned something here because "going lower" has never seems to work out.) No idea as to the logistics, but Harreh met with Sisco at some point to transfer SBS's coffee can. Now this is where it gets potentially interesting:
1) What deal did Ralph and Sisco work out, as far as storage in general? Like, is all of Ralph's shit sitting at Sisco's house or storage? The latter is extremely intriguing because then you have to ask, who is/was paying for it?
-- You have to imagine Sisco has physical access to it, and it may even be under his name. (Hell, there's a very good chance Ralph has never even been to the storage facility.) However, then we land on the
assumption that Ralph was responsible for payments, and you can't help but assume that stopped a while ago. If that's the case, then the burning question is obviously what happened to Ralph's shit. It wouldn't necessarily shock me if Sisco took over payments, but...
2) What is the current state of Sisco's relationship with Ralph, and has there been any impact to the storage?
-- Their relationship obviously grew more distant after the immeasurable success of Ralphamania, and they seemingly don't interact with each other anymore. No idea why, outside of Sisco being forced to carry the financial burden of the event, but they're definitely not
close anymore. (Close relative to the ability for anyone to close to da Ralphamale.)
-- This is particularly intriguing because you couldn't blame Sisco for no longer subsidizing the Ralphastorage costs, and the fact it doesn't appear they ever crossed paths in person
after Harreh gave Sisco SBS's coffee can. Hell, Sisco could be dead for all we know, and that would mean Ralph lost access to the coffee can and the rest of his shit. Who knows, but these are the kinds of questions that come from them not interacting for
years.