You heard the man, it’s 300-500 and he has an 8 inch penis (he literally said this during the Kevin Shrimpoli appearance, who claimed 9 inches and that penis size is really important even though Brixton Porker left both of them for Mersh, never mind that this is statistically impossible).
He literally does not go outside. Thats why people say he'll never more to Colombia or whatever. It doesn't matter to him. He doesn't interact with the world. It's just him and his computer and as long as he has decent ac and bottles to piss in, it doesn't matter where it is on the map it works just fine for him.
Nigga, that theory was at the same tier of the existence of piss bottles scattered on his floor. Pretty sure everyone's default thought was Sisco still had it, or he dropped it off at a long-forgotten storage container.
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This is in a country where the average citizen makes the equivalent of 950 USD per month btw. Ralph is poor in a nation where poverty is the norm.
I’m surprised he hasn’t ticked off his drug dealer.
@sufferhorse stop trying to make Nest Egg™ happen. It's not going to happen
I do not possess an X big enough for this doubt. This man has not seen his penis in a decade and it is broken.
retconnin doesnt help your case.
Hell when he fell over once we heard a bunch of clinking bottles and Meigh confirmed it. How would he not have piss bottles?
That was a werk you jabroni mark if yew wanna know da troof about it.
I believe him, remember this is Ralph we are talking about. Anytime he rubs the Memphis Micro, he'd calls it sex. That and hookers. Not the W he was looking for.
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