🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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AncientPhosphur dijo:
I don’t know guys. Is the pig who had a suspicious post interview moment with underaged Soph really capable of jerking off to a 15 year old?

…no I mean capable because Scarlett showed he just has a wet noodle and can’t get it up.
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This is it, exactly. These elaborate sex fantasies he indulges himself with, with random teenage girls, make him look/feel like a chad out-of-control super stud, to compensate for his increasing limpness irl (confirmed by Scarlett the harlot.) Fantasizing is the only way he can get off as his ED gets progressively worse. The older, fatter and limper he gets the more he’ll creep on and fantasize about random girls he sees at the airport or in an online pic. It’s transparently obvious.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church dijo:
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It's closer to 3 Ralph. Not 300, just 3.
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You heard the man, it’s 300-500 and he has an 8 inch penis (he literally said this during the Kevin Shrimpoli appearance, who claimed 9 inches and that penis size is really important even though Brixton Porker left both of them for Mersh, never mind that this is statistically impossible).
 
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This bloated mf out there talking about all the women who want to fuck him.
The more he fantasizes and obsesses about sex the limper you know his lil micro is irl. That’s why he does it.
 
MadStan dijo:
It’s remarkable he has spent so much time there in Mexico and has absolutely no one who will drink with him. Not even a lowly janitor (lawyer, plumber I forget). If he didn’t have a phone, he’d be that creepy guy who sits silently in the corner staring at all the girls.
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I find it curious he has never developed a tan and never adjusted his clothing to suit the climate. There’s plenty to do in that area. Cycling, running, fishing, climbing, swimming, and dancing. I know this is Ralph we’re talking about, but I would expect him to be normal in some way.
 
Obscura539 dijo:
I find it curious he has never developed a tan and never adjusted his clothing to suit the climate. There’s plenty to do in that area. Cycling, running, fishing, climbing, swimming, and dancing. I know this is Ralph we’re talking about, but I would expect him to be normal in some way.
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He literally does not go outside. Thats why people say he'll never more to Colombia or whatever. It doesn't matter to him. He doesn't interact with the world. It's just him and his computer and as long as he has decent ac and bottles to piss in, it doesn't matter where it is on the map it works just fine for him.
 
sufferhorse dijo:
ralph just confirmed that Michael Sisco has Sandra's Pringles can of ashes, and other stuff.


ive been saying that for a full year.


how many guntheories do i have to nail before yall start to hear me now, and believe me later.
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Nigga, that theory was at the same tier of the existence of piss bottles scattered on his floor. Pretty sure everyone's default thought was Sisco still had it, or he dropped it off at a long-forgotten storage container.

However this does beg the question whether Sisco still has Ralph's shit. Ralph is 100% operating off a relationship where neither of them have spoken with one another for years.
 
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