I think the most hilarious part of last nights stream and the Scar saga is piggy still desperately hopes he can con Scarlet into being his cohost and “assistant”. He lamented this several times. But as it stands he just has to let her mock, belittle and insult him to get anybody to watch his show.
His “show” is just a dirty, fat middle aged alcoholic sitting in a filthy hovel ebegging for hours. People throwing peanuts at the monkey. He has zero ability to improve the current state of affairs but thinks someone else could do it for him.
Ralph tells himself “He’s got clout! He’s an underground legend” he just needs someone else to handle all the logistics, organization, planning and talking…anything that requires effort or keeping on a schedule… so he can continue to drink himself to death while eating Xanax and tuna packets.
If Scar wasn’t such a LOSER she could have that dream Gator job! Instead of getting $100 a month being a KS cohost and producer, Scar continues to sell her booty to maintain her expensive drug habit.
I don’t think Ralph even cares about sex he needs a mommy or a friend or slave. I’m curious how many ppl Ralph has tried to get to replace Gator over the years? He was trying to force May to do it at one point but that was a disaster since she could keep a schedule and the demands were too much for piggy to handle. It just exposed what a trainwreck Ralph was and made him angry.
Ralph also talked about how meaningless pussy is too him (which I believe since he has permanent whiskey dick) and how many Mexican trannies want him on Grinder. What Ralph fails to mention is all those woman and/trannies are only looking for Gringo dollars, which Ralph lacks. Imagine how fast a Mexican woman from a “dating app” GTFO when she encounters his hovel of piss bottles, empty tuna packets, dirty litter boxes and flies. As she backs away Ralph starts hollering about Dale Gribble sending him 700 pesos if she can just wait a few minutes.
