🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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My face when I get so drunk on air I can barely talk:

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yes I misposted this in Cog's thread initially due to a caching error, suffah bish
 
Fuck... Sometimes when I start to blackpill and think I have it hard.

I remind myself, "Wait. At least Im not Ralph"

I bet chinks in sweatshops, working to the bone, think to themselves, "At least Im not Ralph"

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Its a good mantra. We should all be proud, regardless of our chosen paths, that we are not the gunt or gunted or caught in the gunt vacuum.
 
Let's be real, Ralph probably gave her herpes.

"Hey guess what, bish? You have herpes!"
"Anvil cop, Sheboygan. House on the Rock, Mr. Plinkett.- Wait, what do you mean I have herpes, you 10 lb heifer in a 5lb casing?"
"Yeah bish, I gave them to you!"
 
Okay, I think it's time we started getting a death pool going for Ralphie, these are definitely the final days.
I say we split it up by quarter and method.
Personally I am going for Q2 2027 and he tops himself via intentional overdose.
Q3, 2028. Method would probably be after a drunken pill stream, he slips, hits his head on the corner of his table, then aspirates on the floor in his Mexico shack.

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Q3, 2028. Method would probably be after a drunken pill stream, he slips, hits his head on the corner of his table, then aspirates on the floor in his Mexico shack.

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I’m surprised he hasn’t done this already. Passes out with a belly full of vodka and milk and aspirates, chokes on his own vomit. Getting this wasted and dead drunk every day at his age, as debilitated as he is doesn’t seem sustainable for very much longer.
 
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