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My only critique with this is that you should have put Cleo’s face onto the cat.
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My only critique with this is that you should have put Cleo’s face onto the cat.
I chuckle to myself when people ask Ralph about anything related to his keeedz because my first thought is always, "Ralph has children?"ethan, why haven't you seen your children recently?
Speaking of Cldo. It's been mentioned off-and-on, but has there been any proof of life recently?My only critique with this is that you should have put Cleo’s face onto the cat.
Ty Gabe. I'm excited to read your summary that I, and many more, are now expecting you to provide here shortly!I’ve just gotten through hour one. Came in hot from the start. First sentence:
“So…there’s a lot of cowards in this fucking world and they wanna call me so they can buy a torta and like if ur gonna stuff ur fat face at least wipe the mayo off ur chin.”
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He finally said her name recently and was acting like she was walking around at his feet and wanted to come up and get on camera but unfortunately there was nowhere for her to sit so we couldn't see her. She's dead.Speaking of Cldo. It's been mentioned off-and-on, but has there been any proof of life recently?
Ralph killed her so he could eat her tunaHe finally said her name recently and was acting like she was walking around at his feet and wanted to come up and get on camera but unfortunately there was nowhere for her to sit so we couldn't see her. She's dead.
When he finally dies his body will be found atop a food mountainRalph killed her so he could eat her tuna
Oh wow that was pathetic. Is that his show loop now? Call Scar, ask her to make Pig noises at him, so he can insult her with a bored voice and hang up when he is finished.Ralph calls Scarlett at 3:28:15. After he hangs up she fires up her stream
Who are we kidding, food mountain can not survive when Ralph is home.When he finally dies his body will be found atop a food mountain
One of the traits about Ralph that make him the delectably savory strip of bacon that he is, and worthy of his membership to the prestigious Prime Cuts subforum, is contradiction. Specifically his contradiction with how every single negative thing is some sort of Machiavellian, Zionist conspiracy against him while also styling himself as a mastermind of the underworld who pulls all the puppet strings when he's doing his retarded mafia shit.Ethan has arrived in Jim's chat on his SekturVision sock:
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This did not go unnoticed:
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The other contradiction I find curious is that he claims to not be a faggot, but he is. A big one.One of the traits about Ralph that make him the delectably savory strip of bacon that he is, and worthy of his membership to the prestigious Prime Cuts subforum, is contradiction. Specifically his contradiction with how every single negative thing is some sort of Machiavellian, Zionist conspiracy against him while also styling himself as a mastermind of the underworld who pulls all the puppet strings when he's doing his retarded mafia shit.
What cranks Ralph's contradiction trait up a notch is how he larps about orchestrating all these schemes that are blatantly obvious to anyone with an IQ above 80, never completely passing the eyeball or sniff test to people at that 80 IQ, and are immediately blown apart because he's a retard who fucks it up.
Yes, PLEASE do this Jim.
I think Scar and Jim laughing at Ralph’s Memphis Micro on a live stream may actually get Ralph to scream;Yes, PLEASE do this Jim.
When he finally dies his body will become a food mountain and the cats will ring the feasting bell/When he finally dies his body will be found atop a food mountain
Not even the fungi and bacteria responsible for putrefaction will want to consume his flesh and tissues. He's that toxic.When he finally dies his body will become a food mountain and the cats will ring the feasting bell/
PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS HAPPEN
We can certainly hope.PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS HAPPEN
She can be quite lucid when sober (that’s key) and downright articulate. I think she’d be motivated enough to abstain from her usual substances for a Jim collab, and she’s quite capable of slashing da RALPHAMALE to ribbons without even trying. It would be epic.We can certainly hope.
While I have no expectations, considering Queen Scarlett's crack-infused power level, I'm definitely willing to theorycraft Jim being able to tard wrangle her just enough to be relatively coherent. I'm not asking for the world here either! All he needs to accomplish is keeping her vaguely on topic, and now allow her manic brain to roam 20 different directions at once. If he can keep Scarlett narrowed down to just a handful of related discussions at once, and now allow her to just run right through him, then we're golden.
Again, I don't think he'll get her on a call, nor am I certain a truly fruitful discussion is possible, but a man can dream. I say truly fruitful because I would hope for more than Scarlett's standard, daily shellacking of Ralph. There's no doubt she can do that since she does it in interesting and innovative ways every day. No, I'd want her to brutally critique Ralph's performance in a relatively cogent and linear manner. It doesn't even necessarily need to be his sexual performance either, though that'd be ideal, but any specific events/interactions between them. I'd also love to see if Jim could keep her silent long enough to regale her with one of the numerous entertaining sagas, and watch her reaction and response.