🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph started streaming 4 hours ago but stopped on youtube and twitter after 3 hours. He's still live on rumble. I haven't gone through it to see if there's a reason why. Here's an archive of the twitter rip in case the rumble version is gone by the time I get back on my pc (I can't archive rumble streams on mobile anyway). I'll archive the rumble version in a few hours as long as it's still up.

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sufferhorse dijo:
Mersh is reading the new Rumble creator program rules: Ralph is kinda fucked.

Requirements:
-From 20 live viewers to 75 minimum
-From 200 watch hours to 500 watch hours
-20 shorts per month (it was a suggestion before, now a requirement)
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-Buy up more bots to fake more minimal engagement
-Likewise for watch hours
-Make shorts of your every meal, call it "content"
You can't stop the Killstream, baby!
 
Regarding the gruesome twosome’s appearances on MLC, Kevin Brennan has been completely negative on Ralph for a while. But this week he also made it clear where he stands with Scarlett. Exact quote: “I don’t trust Scarlett.”

KB said she makes a big show of fighting with Ethan and then messages him (KB) that she and Ralph are still having sweet convos. He thinks she’s full of shit and doesn’t like how she fucks with his show. Example: Scarlett asks for the link for days on end, he sends it to her, she doesn’t respond until four hours later — and then comes on audio only because she doesn’t “feel pretty.” He ended up kicking everyone off and walking away from his own show in exasperation. His explanation in part was that Scarlett comes on and shows cleavage and says other shit that could get him in trouble with YouTube and he doesn’t want to lose a month’s pay because Scarlett is a fuckup.

He also makes fun of Ralph trying to LARP as a pimp by demanding KB pay Scarlett for every time she pops onto MLC.
 
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Ralph's Unfinished Church dijo:
I'll archive the rumble version in a few hours as long as it's still up.
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Here's the rumble version archive. Idk why they were split but I do know Ralph did it deliberately, he mentions around 2:56:00 that everyone watching on youtube and twitter needs to switch over to rumble. Otherwise this was a pretty nothing stream from what I've seen, he just watched TV news again doing the political commentator larp like that's what people tune in for.

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Btw fuck rumble. First I can only get their vids to download through 4k, there's no faster download site I've found and yt-dlp only works once in a blue moon. Second the download rate is limited to 8mbps. Third their half assed compression means I need to run these 5 hour streams through ffmpeg on my potato laptop to get them down to a civillized file size when they're finally done. This is why I prefer to archive Ralph's streams through twitter (or youtube when twitter doesn't want to work, which is more often than I'd like, but still both are way better than rumble).
 
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John Andrews Stan dijo:
He also makes fun of Ralph trying to LARP as a pimp by demanding KB pay Scarlett for every time she pops onto MLC.
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Maybe if she had to go through Ralph and maybe if Ralph was the least bit threatening.

But unfortunately for Ralph, every video of him "fighting" is him getting his ass beat or just threatening women; the latest one isn't even phased by him as she's likely dealt with actual pimps.
 
Carl Smallwang dijo:
"Get busy living, or get busy dying..."
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Well he is certainly working on the second part. I never seen a man look so homeless in his life.

I thought phrase "mixing tuna and mayonnaise with his bare hands" in the Community Happenings post was a euphemism for jerking off, and I thought Ralph pulled a DSP. This is only slightly less disgusting.
 
Sexy Potoo dijo:
I thought phrase "mixing tuna and mayonnaise with his bare hands" in the Community Happenings post was a euphemism for jerking off, and I thought Ralph pulled a DSP. This is only slightly less disgusting.
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We're hoping it's mayonnaise, but who the hell really knows for sure.
 
ChiribiscoToo dijo:
Was he eating Mexican cheese, tuna, and doritos? What the fuck kind of keto diet is that
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The Broke Dick Bum kind.

Also Ralph somehow returning to market weight while being poor as fuck just proves that his body’s physiology is fundamentally that of a fat manlet. It’s only a matter of how much non-fat body mass wastes away/becomes useless, like muscle and skin and liver tissue.
 
Scarlett is live on MLC, being asked about Ethan:


She said they talked today but they’re not back together. She said “It’s like when you’re preparing for a funeral.”

Her hair lol

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Superchatter just told her she has a skillet face.

Scarlett just said Ralph got jealous of the guys she did podcasts with, including Kevin Brennan. She is talking nonstop about dads and Father’s Day and I think that’s deliberate.

Scarlett just said she has to move because Ralph posted her number on /cow. She also said he got busted jerking off to her porn in public and looked off to the side as she said it, smiling at someone. Probably her dealer.

ETA: Asked about her feelings for Ethan, she says “I loved the bitch.”
 
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John Andrews Stan dijo:
Scarlett is live on MLC, being asked about Ethan:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iIGkW21fZ4o
She said they talked today but they’re not back together. She said “It’s like when you’re preparing for a funeral.”

Her hair lol

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Superchatter just told her she has a skillet face.

Scarlett just said Ralph got jealous of the guys she did podcasts with, including Kevin Brennan. She is talking nonstop about dads and Father’s Day and I think that’s deliberate.

Scarlett just said she has to move because Ralph posted her number on /cow. She also said he got busted jerking off to her porn in public and looked off to the side as she said it, smiling at someone. Probably her dealer.

ETA: Asked about her feelings for Ethan, she says “I loved the bitch.”
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She also said Ethan was sitting on her twin bed jerking off to her porn while she was sitting on her couch eating Fruit Loops. I believe her.
 
Belligerent Salmon dijo:
Damn piggy is speed running getting back to his old weight. The great pig fiesta really captures the true grotesqueness of this porcine beast.
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If you never knew about Ralph you'd think this is some attempt at avant garde art trying to portray the behaviours of a drug addict. Who records themselves in black and white these days besides pompus film students, who knowingly behaves so extreme and cosumes food in such an ugly manner on camera. It makes me think of that black and white art film Barney made in the Simpsons 'Don't cry for me, I'm already dead'.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church dijo:
Here we have some incredible footage showing us the horrifying eating behavior of the ragepig. After finally remembering which song is about bitches and the untrustworthiness of thee, Ralph thinks he brings up the title card to end the stream and wanders off to go get some food. He then returns with 2 full arms worth of junk food, sits down and begins literally pigging out while unaware his face cam is still on. Only after a few agonizing minutes of dishonoring himself does he read a chatter telling him it's on, trying to laugh it off, rubs his greasy hands in his greasy hair and ends the stream out of embarassment



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How….how does he keep reaching new lows….

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I wish I loved anything half as much as Ralph loves raw dogging wet Mexican tuna from a pouch.
 
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