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Here we have some incredible footage showing us the horrifying eating behavior of the ragepig. After finally remembering which song is about bitches and the untrustworthiness of thee, Ralph thinks he brings up the title card to end the stream and wanders off to go get some food. He then returns with 2 full arms worth of junk food, sits down and begins literally pigging out while unaware his face cam is still on. Only after a few agonizing minutes of dishonoring himself does he read a chatter telling him it's on, trying to laugh it off, rubs his greasy hands in his greasy hair and ends the stream out of embarassment
“Ah wuz VORACIOUS. Hadn’t eaten in TEN HOURS!’ Yeah that totally explains eating with your hands and smearing food all over your face like a toddler. Who hasn’t done this
when they were really REALLY HUNGRY? Totally normal, guys.
The best part is when he rubs his greasy hand with globs of goo still on it all over his hair
Probably stumbled off to bed like this too.
(p.s. ten hours is not a long time between meals btw)
It'd probably be an upgrade from the slop he piles in that hole. Have you seen some of these expensive-ass cans, I don't eat chicken or beef or whatnot. But I chop up my cat's food for them, the shredded 3oz Weruva paw licking chicken and between the sauce, the meat and the vitamins in there the chances of it being better than the stuff you buy for yourself at the store. Well it ain't zero percent. I'd go so far also to say that there's no way most people could even tell the difference.
Can you imagine your girl catching you in the act of making a cat food sandwich and then trying to convince her how much better this shit is. Ha.
Never tested this theory out and never would but still.
I remember this one time I called the people that make Halo dry cat food just to complain that their new and improved dry food formula sucks, the cats refuse to touch the stuff and I can't return it. So like close to 40 bucks down the shithole and this lady on the other end is arguing with me how it's this, that and the other thing and everybody loves it. So asked her, you seem to know a lot about this food have you ever tasted it? She says no, well then how do you know anything about it. I mean you can chew it up and spit it out you don't have to make a meal out of it. Jeez, the professional dedication and work ethic of these workers nowadays a days...smh.
Stuff that hand in that bag bitch and get to munching
“Ah wuz VORACIOUS. Hadn’t eaten in TEN HOURS!’ Yeah that totally explains eating with your hands and smearing food all over your face like a toddler. Who hasn’t done this Ver archivo adjunto 9180262Ver archivo adjunto 9180264Ver archivo adjunto 9180265
when they were really REALLY HUNGRY? Totally normal, guys.
The best part is when he rubs his greasy hand with globs of goo still on it all over his hair Ver archivo adjunto 9180277
Probably stumbled off to bed like this too.
(p.s. ten hours is not a long time between meals btw)
Things are really getting so grim in the ralphahovel. This is depression eating if I have ever seen it, just shoving whatever he has on hand into his maw.
Scar has buckbroken this man more thoroughly than anything else in his life.
With his hands. Like a toddler. And not chips or anything you’d normally eat with your hands either. Tuna in a pouch and something white and gooey.
That’s the best part.
