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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
Jim gave Ralph a narcissistic injury that will possibly put Ralph in a shame spiral he cannot recover from.
However I have a question. When did Ralph first start putting on the dark shades and looking down like a blind faggot when he talks on his Killstreams? I'm sure he stole that schtick from someone.
Jim gave Ralph a narcissistic injury that will possibly put Ralph in a shame spiral he cannot recover from.
However I have a question. When did Ralph first start putting on the dark shades and looking down like a blind faggot when he talks on his Killstreams? I'm sure he stole that schtick from someone.
Yeah, it seems there's a lot of people and things he values more than his so called children
-twitter and his blue check mark
-Metokur
-Dick Masterson
-his dumbass show, chat and donos
-his "friends" y'know, this mythical group of pipe swinging niggas he says willing to dox, swat and show up to motherfuckers houses on command
-xannies, booze, cocaine, weed
-his limestone and tin Mexican shack/hideout
-the robbed paw paw ring
-somehow Richard Spencer
- his phone
Decided to make the Ethan Ralph squealing like a pig clip into both .mp4 and .mp3 formats. Feel free to make whatever shitposts you desire with this. I don't know if I'm late in doing this or not, but fuck it.
Scarlett is periodposting on xitter live and just claimed Ralph swatted her during a pill stream, er I mean killstream, er I mean swatstream as she is now calling it.
Guess no antichrist baby!
Edit - she now says Ralph plans to go to Colombia in about a month and will possibly be releasing revenge porn from her laptop (I guess she has saved vids from her outcall work or doing amateur shots). Holy shit this is gonna be incredible if Ralph manages to do something retarded that gets him a lawsuit with multiple plaintiffs against him somehow.
Scarlett is periodposting on xitter live and just claimed Ralph swatted her during a pill stream, er I mean killstream, er I mean swatstream as she is now calling it.
TBF, da Ralphamale has been in an irrecoverable death spiral of shame ever since this obscure and niche dude I occasionally watch made a passing joke about sacrificing Ralph for a bountiful corn harvest. At least since then, if not longer much longer. I won't mention this streamer's name since y'all have never heard of him, but he's a huge fan of really fat women.
What's his alleged reason for visiting Portugal in the first place, you may ask. Well, that's a fantastic question friend! Ralph went to Portugal to own this Andy Warski guy by pretending he was gonna link up with his sister of course, and it had nothing to do with illicit drugs or underage prostitutes! (I honestly will never get over Ralph posting pics of himself all battered, bruised, and disfigured. Just LOL.)
Now did Ralph immediately get caught faking a text exchange with Andy's sister by using the true n' honest family name of Warski? Very astute of you because why yes. Yes he did! Is this the same Andy Warski who currently co-hosts the natural, and exponentially more successful by every metric, successor to da KILLSTREAM? An extremely successful show that Andy cohosts with Ralph's primordial blood enemy, PPP, whose brown pink star was a harbinger for Ralph's downfall?
Now who is this 'PPP' you might ask, my rather curious reader. Well, since you asked I'll kindly answer. This Ashton fella is a tall, rather rotund young man, who's astonishingly similar to Ralph, in that he could coincidentally also be mistaken for a lesbian! Except that it's PPP's boyishly good looks that do it for him, whereas Ralph just unironically acts like a woman, has the unstable emotions of a woman littered with various personality disorders, is 5'1, and just plain looks like a geriatric dyke?
Off topic, but This PPP guy is p cool btw. He single handedly buckbroke Juju the cow (famous for getting fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) and Nick Rekieta (famous for being a fag and giving his kids cocaine) at the same time during a single 2v1 stream.
Which, of course, by seemingly purely supernatural happenstance (because why the hell not) occurred right around the same time that the unknown streamer I mentioned earlier prophesied the divinely destined 'Corn Harvest'. I even got some cool swag out of da whole thing. Here's da pictorial ebidence of da Corn Harvest Prophecy plunder as well as pictorial ebidence that I'm a really cool dude.
Ralph "weee weeeee weeeeeeeing" is definitely near the top of my list of favorite things Ralph has ever done. There's a certain je nais se quois about him doing it while being so heavily inebriated. Though that's the only reason he'd have ever dropped this gold in the first place.
How the keeeedz will perceive Ralph as they grow up is fascinating to me. While an absentee father's offspring (who's only a father in the strict biological sense) not knowing their dad isn't a novel concept by any means, how often does it involve an absentee father who exclusively acknowledges their existence to cudgel gaylogs on Xitter? Well, one keeeed at least. Xanduh, the male. He doesn't use ol' Reroll Rozy because she made the critical mistake of being a female.
How will the keeeds inevitably come to understand that their sperm donor, only cares about them for the sole purpose of winningfighting losing Xitter arguments? How will their maturing minds really process that their father loves his Xitter account infinitely more than them? I mean, they're fortunate in that Ralph is so emotionally distanced from either of them that they'll never form any sort of attachment, but keeeedz will eventually notice all the other kids having some sort of father figure and naturally ask "Momma/Grandpa Where's my dad?" (Off topic, but I'm lol'ing at the thought of Xanduh noticing the similarities between Ralph and Ralph 2.)
Cozy.tv Rozy is a bit more cut and dry since, while she's spent more time than Ralph, she'll almost certainly have no recollection of it. While also being so thoroughly more removed from him.
Xanduh on the other hand... That poor kid is gonna have sparce memories from the couple of times a year he was forcibly locked in a cold government facility with the grotesque, pig-looking creature. Xanduh is in such a unique position because while he might know Ralph is his dad, would he even know Ralph is his dad? I guess that really depends on Faith's entire approach to handling that unfortunate ordeal though, but Ralph occasional government mandated visits (when he did those, LOL) really throw a hammer into that shitshow.
Where I'm trying to go here with this babbling is that 'a father' is such a intrinsically primal concept for those with something resembling semi-functional family dynamics. However, neither keeeed ever had any of that with the paternal side of their parentage. Sure, I get that it's just something you navigate with the cards you have in play, but they'll always have the threat of Ralph trying to re-enter their lives. (Not really, but he'll pretend on Xitter until he dies.) Considering Cozy.tv Rozy has more stability beyond the mother level and Xanduh has... Well... Good luck bud! LOL. At least your retarded mother doesn't seem to be online anymore so you've got that going for you.
Really, I'm just fascinated by how either child develops their concept of a father, if they even have one. Then, how they ultimately define the concept of Ralph's role (what role? Mirite? LOL) in their lives. It definitely won't be as a father, but it'll be something. Maybe not Cozy.tv Rozy if Pantsu simply pretends her father tragically died when she was a baby (pro gamer move btw and massive props if she goes that route), but who knows with Xanduh. Even if Ralph has the decency to spare him from no longer cruelly being locked in a room for supervisedz, 2 hours visits twice a year, that kid is gonna always vaguely remember being told that creature was his daddeh. How the fuck does a kid handle that?
Yeah, it seems there's a lot of people and things he values more than his so called children
-twitter and his blue check mark
-Metokur
-Dick Masterson
-his dumbass show, chat and donos
-his "friends" y'know, this mythical group of pipe swinging niggas he says willing to dox, swat and show up to motherfuckers houses on command
-xannies, booze, cocaine, weed
-his limestone and tin Mexican shack/hideout
-the robbed paw paw ring
-somehow Richard Spencer
- his phone
You forgot:
- Bowling trophy
- Wrasslin' belt
- Niggers and niggadry in general
- Blacked porn
- Hats
- His cats
- Purses
- People's buttholes and their poo
Edit - she now says Ralph plans to go to Colombia in about a month and will possibly be releasing revenge porn from her laptop (I guess she has saved vids from her outcall work or doing amateur shots). Holy shit this is gonna be incredible if Ralph manages to do something retarded that gets him a lawsuit with multiple plaintiffs against him somehow.
Ralph bring some hooker’s amateur porn content to Hunter seems like a Ralph kind of thing to win back his favor. Ralph got dumped by Hunter in the first Scar visit debacle and has been trying to win him back.
I think Ralph just hated being a middle man for Scarlet and Hunter so had to make a giant mess of everything since he’s a broke junkie with nothing of value
Decided to make the Ethan Ralph squealing like a pig clip into both .mp4 and .mp3 formats. Feel free to make whatever shitposts you desire with this. I don't know if I'm late in doing this or not, but fuck it. weeeweeeweeeralph.mp3 weeeweeeweeeralph.mp4
