🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Seriously?
She left him because he was (and is) an abusive alcoholic drug addict.
Yea yea. However, back then Ralph use to complain how she wants them to go back to the US and he wasn't going to. Had he been willing to go back with her, they would have stayed together for a while longer before other reasons made her leave. In other words, whatever chances he may have had to keep her were depending on whether they returned to the states. Being forced to live in Mexico was the prime reason she left.
 
Yea yea. However, back then Ralph use to complain how she wants them to go back to the US and he wasn't going to. Had he been willing to go back with her, they would have stayed together for a while longer before other reasons made her leave. In other words, whatever chances he may have had to keep her were depending on whether they returned to the states. Being forced to live in Mexico was the prime reason she left.
my favorite part of that whole arc was when it was obvious he was moving to Mexico and he kept saying nonstop that he's not moving to Mexico and all the alogs are stupid and then like 2 weeks later he doxxed himself in Mexico and was like "yeah obviously I'm in Mexico you idiots!"
 
Ralph cant die. His cursed existence wont allow it
Ralph dying by projectile vomiting blood would be an all time banger of a killstream. Sad to see it go but it’ll be an ending talked about worldwide! His biggest damage is basically going with hard booze and just mixing it in his mouth. He needs to mellow out with beer and perk up a bit with meth. That’ll keep him functioning and hollering. Ralph just remember if you die while Scarlett is keeping up the pressure you’ll be known as the man who died from a broke dick who couldn’t get it up. Sad! Pathetic!
 
Ralph literally cannot die from normal means.
He caught the eye of the Dark Gods from a young age because the Big-E marked him at birth as a wrong-un.
Tzeentch looked upon his retardation when he was a child, knew what category to put him in, and twisted his mind towards vices and trickery before handing him off.
Next, Slaanesh looked upon his excesses as a teenager, started to grow interested and began twisting further, and then dropped him when violence moved beyond pleasure.
Khorne took him up as his brutality grew into adulthood and fully harnessed it, spurring on his violent tendencies, and passed him off when he proved he couldn't even beat and finish off a workout, let alone a woman or a wank.
And finally, Nurgle then embraced him as an incomplete project and has ever since been working on him ever since to twist him into something else as he happily drinks piss and eats shit from whores.

He might not die of regular means as that is the Unclean One's blessing. That you who so fears death shall never die, but your body will become a temple to disease to make it happen.
That's what we're seeing here. We do not see a man, but a coming avatar and champion of Grandfather Nurgle the Lord of Plague himself.
 
Incredible stuff really, I’ve never seen someone drink themselves into the grave with such unabashed self righteousness. Reminds me of the infamous actor Oliver Reed who got beat to death by sailors during the shooting of Gladiator
Oliver Reed wasn't beaten to death, he drank himself to death.
Witnesses reported that Reed consumed an enormous amount of alcohol, which included eight pints of beer, 12 shots of rum, half a bottle of whiskey, and several shots of cognac.
After beating several much younger sailors at arm-wrestling, he collapsed on the floor of the bar.

This reminds me of the time he was a Xanax zombie and just had to audio going and he was muttering to himself and throwing bottles around the room.
Monday?
Ralph dying by projectile vomiting blood would be an all time banger of a killstream. Sad to see it go but it’ll be an ending talked about worldwide! His biggest damage is basically going with hard booze and just mixing it in his mouth. He needs to mellow out with beer and perk up a bit with meth. That’ll keep him functioning and hollering. Ralph just remember if you die while Scarlett is keeping up the pressure you’ll be known as the man who died from a broke dick who couldn’t get it up. Sad! Pathetic!
That's how he's going to be remembered anyway, there's nothing he can do about it now. A woman abusing, wrastle wrastle watching rage pig with a broke dick who sired two children he neither supported nor cared for because they would get in the way of being drunk and high 24-7 in a Mexican shack.

What a life.
 
Ralph's falls from the Part Deux stream

1. Falls off camera, listen to the amount of trash he falls onto then kicks around trying to get up.

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2. Falls off his chair. Note the cushion to keep his ass from getting sore sitting on that shafty wooden chair


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The way the song perfectly syncs up with his fall fucking killed me holy shit.
 
my favorite part of that whole arc was when it was obvious he was moving to Mexico and he kept saying nonstop that he's not moving to Mexico and all the alogs are stupid and then like 2 weeks later he doxxed himself in Mexico and was like "yeah obviously I'm in Mexico you idiots!"
I vaguely remember an earthquake happened nearby and knocked out the power to some cities. Doxxed by earthquake lmao
 
I vaguely remember an earthquake happened nearby and knocked out the power to some cities. Doxxed by earthquake lmao
Not to mention on that Twitter alternative site there was one IP address obsessively checking in on Metokur’s account from Mexico. Ralph started drinking Mexican Coke on streams, and all he news articles defaulted to Spanish for a time.
 
Oliver Reed wasn't beaten to death, he drank himself to death.




Monday?

That's how he's going to be remembered anyway, there's nothing he can do about it now. A woman abusing, wrastle wrastle watching rage pig with a broke dick who sired two children he neither supported nor cared for because they would get in the way of being drunk and high 24-7 in a Mexican shack.

What a life.
Ah shit your right mate sorry, I miss remembered.
 
Ralph's falls from the Part Deux stream

1. Falls off camera, listen to the amount of trash he falls onto then kicks around trying to get up.

1.mp4

2. Falls off his chair. Note the cushion to keep his ass from getting sore sitting on that shafty wooden chair


2_1.mp4
Hence the bruised-up arm.

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He probably falls a lot.
 
Yea yea. However, back then Ralph use to complain how she wants them to go back to the US and he wasn't going to. Had he been willing to go back with her, they would have stayed together for a while longer before other reasons made her leave. In other words, whatever chances he may have had to keep her were depending on whether they returned to the states. Being forced to live in Mexico was the prime reason she left.
If anything their being in Mexico likely prolonged the marriage because Pantsu was isolated from the people who'd have insisted she get out sooner, languishing in a crack shack where her only point of connection to the outside world was Sir Ethan Oliver Ralph (he used to control/watch her social media). We say she broke up with him, but the reality is that her departure is better characterized as an escape from captivity. If her prime reason for leaving were the living situation in Mexico, things between them would likely be far more amicable by now. It may have been the straw that broke the camel's back, but it was far from the prime reason.

Hence the bruised-up arm.

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He probably falls a lot.

Severe alcoholism and pill abuse also just cause you to bruise more easily, so it isn't uncommon for them to have really ugly black-and-blue splotches on their arms from incidents the average person wouldn't have to worry about. This is due to lowered blood pressure and poorer blood coagulation.
 
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Doesn’t he have an Apple Watch? He needs to set up the fall detection on it. Or get himself a life alert so next time he takes a bad drunken spill off screen he won’t choke to death on his vomit.
The floors in that hovel are hard too, like tile or concrete. No hardwood or carpet for sure. One of these times he’s gonna break a hip when he topples over or falls off his chair (lol) Then he’ll really be screwed.

That clip where he falls off his chair is so great. “Ah dun unnerst-unnerstand how that happened.. Ah dun unnerstand…”
 
Piggy was hollering. First thing I hear when I tune in:

(0:53) Can't tell if that's a bass drop in the song or piggy pounding on his desk
 
He just showed this to own Delaney because he got so mad he couldn't stop screaming about how it was actually him that paid her and that the alogs were wrong that she was subsidizing him. This is the highest resolution (which is still bad) I could get out of Rumble.

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