🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph pulls a slight W by dunking on Scarlet for supposedly sucking off a geriatric member of Steel Panther (?)
Scarlett once claimed she'd dated a rock star in his fifties and that the relationship fell apart because he'd leave her alone too much when he went on tour.
In terms of pictorial edidance, here's Scarlett dancing on stage during a Steel Panther concert in Reno two years ago:
 
This is the second time Scarlett mentioned Ralph giving his cats prescription medication in the span of 24 hours, Xanax specifically. I know animals sometimes are administered human drugs like this for feline/canine anxiety and stress related behaviors, even depression believe it or not, but it should never be done in a setting that is non veterinary and/or not under veterinarian supervision. The dosages have to be precise. It suggests that Smoke or Cleo, maybe even Benito is highly stressed/anxious, probably due to being left alone for prolonged periods and a general unstable home environment.
Scarlett once claimed she'd dated a rock star in his fifties and that the relationship fell apart because he'd leave her alone too much when he went on tour.
In terms of pictorial edidance, here's Scarlett dancing on stage during a Steel Panther concert in Reno two years ago:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWrwdVa7j3Y
Didn’t know cock rock bands still existed. Thought they died in the 80s. Scarlett is the only female in the audience that isn’t overweight or over the age of 40. Tits out, ass out, simulating sex with men and women on stage in a sea of muffin tops and cheap tattoos. Simply does not give a fuck. Couldn’t manage better than a has-been rock star grandpa that nobody has ever heard of
 
She's too crazy and stupid to realize it but the best revenge she could ever get against Ralph would be to cut him off cold turkey and go glob onto someone else. This is most likely Piggy's last entertaining arc, his viewership is already in the mexican baño, his time in the third world is running out and he has nowhere to go. She needs to just let him slowly die, the drama with her gives him life.
Yeah it's literally the only thing he has going for him right now. He admitted as much on stream yesterday "If you don't want to HIC hear about HIC Scarlett being crazy then...I don't really have anything else for you."

That's right Ethan. In your whole entire life of being a badass internet outlaw living in Mexico, you have nothing to talk about other than some woman. Reverse Bechdel test, bish.
 
Didn’t know cock rock bands still existed. Thought they died in the 80s. Scarlett is the only female in the audience that isn’t overweight or over the age of 40. Tits out, ass out, simulating sex with men and women on stage in a sea of muffin tops and cheap tattoos. Simply does not give a fuck. Couldn’t manage better than a has-been
It’s a parody band, not serious hair metal. The age range is still correct, it’s for ppl who enjoy hair metal satire because they lived through the era.

I’m sure they make good money as a professional satire act for the boomers in Reno and other casino towns. They definitely need slutty blondes as extras for their act.

It sounds like Scarlett specializes in servicing the over 60 crowd. The stuff she occasionally name drops indicates she has to hear a lot about what was edgy and cool to those guys forty years ago, esp the ones that allow them to “intellectualize” hiring a mentally ill ho. (It’s like a Bukowski poem!)
 
It suggests that Smoke or Cleo, maybe even Benito is highly stressed/anxious, probably due to being left alone for prolonged periods and a general unstable home environment.
No, they only get highly stressed/anxious when ralph is around.
She's too crazy and stupid to realize it but the best revenge she could ever get against Ralph would be to cut him off cold turkey and go glob onto someone else. This is most likely Piggy's last entertaining arc, his viewership is already in the mexican baño, his time in the third world is running out and he has nowhere to go. She needs to just let him slowly die, the drama with her gives him life.
He is stressed the fucked out over it, which is why he's been more or less drunk and xanni'd out 24-7 for the last 4 days. She is very effectively torturing him and it couldn't happen to a better guy.
 
As he was deep in his feels, holding back the tears about Pantsu leaving him, this superchat came in.
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After he got this message Ralph said he knew it wasn't the real Pantsu because she would never send anything like that. Why? Because she would be afraid of being killed, presumably by him. That's why he misses her lmao.
 
After he got this message Ralph said he knew it wasn't the real Pantsu because she would never send anything like that. Why? Because she would be afraid of being killed, presumably by him. That's why he misses her lmao.
That was actually funny. I laughed with Ralph for the first time ever maybe.
 
Steel Panther is basically a unironic parody of every band from that genre.
Yeah but the lead singer Mike Starr was in LA Guns and they frequently played with Motley Crue, Poison, RATT, Cinderella, GNR. I highly suspect it was Mike she was servicing. He's been there since the beginning according to discogs. They're basically the Spinal Tap of 80's hair metal playing the saggy titty boomer Vegas residency and occasional Indian casino circuit.
Hell Slaughter's drummer Blas Elias now plays for the Blue Man Group in Vegas. These are actually decent paying gigs and not as strenuous as large tours for these washed up geezers.
 
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I just tuned in, and the first thing I hear is that patented slurred speech. Another day, another pill stream. I’m a simple man. I hear Ralph on substances I watch.
 
Ralph: "She can't release the tape without the paperwork."
Also Ralph: "She stole the paperwork."
What a strange little man.
She says he stole he paperwork. It's Schroedinger's consent forms. They're simultaniously in both and neither of their possession until the tape get's released and one tries to get the other brought up on revenge porn charges.
 
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