🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Blue Gunty]

BradCoolUnlimited is in the gunt chat lol. This is the cross over we need.
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Is it the real Brad Cool Unlimited? Did you check the website?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I've watched that ad read several times and it still makes me laugh uncontrollably. It might be one of the greatest things Ralph has ever done. The entirety of yesterday's three pillstreams were legendary and I couldn't even stay up to watch the rest of Diary of a Dumb Bitch 3.

Then what does Ralph do? He leaves all three of them up like the king that he is. Gives no fucks.

Move over Peter Jackson, nobody gives a shit about Lord of the Rings. The Diary of a Dumb Bitch trilogy is here.

 

[Rage Pig]

The 3 streams must be considered as a major Piggy win over Scarlett. Just compare the insults exchanged during the last 24 hours.

Scarlett about Piggy:
- His dick is tiny, flaccid and hidden behind his gunt, which she had to lift up to be able to give him a bj
- He's a crybaby toddler who curls up in a fetal position and cries like a little bish to garner pity and sympathy.
- He leaves his cats alone with a food mountain which resulted in a shit and bug infested hovel with seriously sick cats
- He's a broke bum who leeched money off her and destroyed/stole her laptop
- He's terrified of returning to the US due to his legal record and because he's a coward
- A lot more I can't remember right now

Piggy about Scarlett:
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?

A clear Piggy victory, his superior verbal iq, college education and experience as a talk show host enabled him to fire deadly linguistic kill shots at the dumb whore, completely destroying her.

 

[There She Glows]

Piggy about Scarlett:
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?
- But what about Jason Mac Gay?

We finally solved the mystery of who Jason McGay is last night - Ralph first namedropped him during a fight in March and nobody in chat could figure it out. Last night he drunkenly slurred "Chicago PD", which leads us to Jason Begue, star of Chicago PD.

 

[TheNecoArccountant]

Ralph is so cultured. Us flyover plebians would NEVER know that chasing milk with vodka makes a white Russian in your mouth.

 

[break these cuffs]

Scarlett about Piggy:
- His dick is tiny, flaccid and hidden behind his gunt, which she had to lift up to be able to give him a bj
- He's a crybaby toddler who curls up in a fetal position and cries like a little bish to garner pity and sympathy.
- He leaves his cats alone with a food mountain which resulted in a shit and bug infested hovel with seriously sick cats
- He's a broke bum who leeched money off her and destroyed/stole her laptop
- He's terrified of returning to the US due to his legal record and because he's a coward
- A lot more I can't remember right now

To be fair a couple of those are self owns as much as Gunt owns.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

We finally solved the mystery of who Jason McGay is last night - Ralph first namedropped him during a fight in March and nobody in chat could figure it out. Last night he drunkenly slurred "Chicago PD", which leads us to Jason Begue, star of Chicago PD.

In some old interview Scarlett talked about dating a guy in his sixties who was on TV and that she was basically serving as a live in nurse to him, like giving him massages and stuff. So I guess this would be him.
That guy might actually send Ralph a cease and desist for talking about wanting to fuck Scarlett's 12 year old cousin or whatever.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is so cultured. Us flyover plebians would NEVER know that chasing milk with vodka makes a white Russian in your mouth.

The mouth white Russian isn't just cultured, it's bleeding edge. As far as I know that is Ralph's original invention. He's a modern day Ben Franklin who you can... LEARN about... in *hic* at... FreeUSABirthday.com!

 

[break these cuffs]

We finally solved the mystery of who Jason McGay is last night - Ralph first namedropped him during a fight in March and nobody in chat could figure it out. Last night he drunkenly slurred "Chicago PD", which leads us to Jason Begue, star of Chicago PD.

Oh hey, I remember that guy. He was a scientologist who left the cult and became a very vocal critic in the late 00s and early 10s.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The cartoonish drunken hiccups punctuating this whole sloppy production really made me laugh.

 

[drammamean]

In some old interview Scarlett talked about dating a guy in his sixties who was on TV and that she was basically serving as a live in nurse to him, like giving him massages and stuff. So I guess this would be him.
That guy might actually send Ralph a cease and desist for talking about wanting to fuck Scarlett's 12 year old cousin or whatever.

You're conflating two different people.
The guy who allegedly tried to sex traffic Scarlett's cousin was some wannabe politican. Jason Beghe is an actor on Chicago PD.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

I'm not American, but seeing Ralph's ad made me instantly patriotic.

GAWD DAMN *HIC* BLESS AMERICA, BISH!

 

[TheNecoArccountant]

The mouth white Russian isn't just cultured, it's bleeding edge. As far as I know that is Ralph's original invention. He's a modern day Ben Franklin who you can... LEARN about... in *hic* at... FreeUSABirthday.com!

A culinary pioneer, a gastronaut if you will

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I believe that Mary Jane janny is almost 70 and Ralph thinks that too old for him.

 

[Stunner900]

Jfc she claimed she's pregnant

Oh dears lord..

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Those ad reads last night were amazing. I'm sure they're going to pay the Ralphamale at least triple after a performance of this calibre.

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3:30

 

[Um...]

Those ad reads last night were amazing.

The best part is that he obviously thought he was KILLING it with those ads, hiccups and all. Wonder how he’ll feel when he wakes up regains consciousness and watches them.

 

[sufferhorse]

The best part is that he obviously thought he was KILLING it with those ads, hiccups and all. Wonder how he’ll feel when he wakes up regains consciousness and watches them.

thats because he was.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Mixing white russians directly in your mouth is a level of alcoholism I have never seen in my life

 

[There She Glows]

You're conflating two different people.
The guy who allegedly tried to sex traffic Scarlett's cousin was some wannabe politican. Jason Beghe is an actor on Chicago PD.

Jason Beghe is probably her coke guy. Ralph threw a tantrum because she went into his house for 5 minutes while Ralph was left waiting in the car and accused her of sucking his (Jason's) dick.

Ethan Ralph]
Jason McKay [McGay?], I won't because I actually like him.

[Scarlett Hampton]
No, you don't. You said I sucked his dick when I went in there for five minutes.

[Ethan Ralph]
I knew Jason McKay [McGay?] when you were fucking eight years old.

[Scarlett Hampton]
You don't know him.

[Ethan Ralph]
Oh, yeah, because you sucked his dick?

[Scarlett Hampton]
No.

[Ethan Ralph)
(Unintelligible) ...fuck about him.

[Scarlett Hampton]
No, you said I did, but I didn't. That's not the way it goes like that.

[Ethan Ralph]
You just insulted me like...

[Scarlett Hampton]
Okay, so I insulted you because you had to wait outside five minutes because I have a friend that I trust that I will not bring a stranger into my friend's house.

[Ethan Ralph]
I know this nigga's exact address. I know everything.

This also solves the mystery of how Ralph "knew" Jason when she was 8 years old. He means that he knew him from tv.