🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Imagine living this good!

No disrespect to the neighbors or neighborhood! Next door they have Christmas lights, on the other side a few plants, both are weeded and well-maintained with fresh paint. Heck, across the street, they did stamped and tinted concrete for their front patio. El Gunto is just in the trashiest unit on the block.
(Just to note, I don't think this is 100%, but via guntchat and other sources, it's above 90% sure. Per Uber, he's definitely on this block.)
You know this is a low income shack, because it doesn't even have walls to protect his property from criminal Mexicans, only those barred up windows/door
Damn Ralph, you could at least remove those weeds from your driveway
It's OK to be poor, just don't be a lazy slob, Jesus...
 
You know this is a low income shack, because it doesn't even have walls to protect his property from criminal Mexicans, only those barred up windows/door
Damn Ralph, you could at least remove those weeds from your driveway
It's OK to be poor, just don't be a lazy slob, Jesus...
Ralph's main defense against burglars is hiding all his valuables under mountain of piss bottles. No one in their right mind would want to steal anything from that place.
 
Ralph is from West Memphis, Arkansas ah shit, I was planning to say how the current place isn’t any worse, but upon reviewing recent Street View, West Memphis is nicer than his current location. Rack it up for another Ralph. L
 
Well yeah, you've basically already identified the problem. Ralph's not a people.

Hasn't he moved a few times since then? I honestly couldn't fathom the sheer dread from constantly being forced to downsize my already paltry Mexican accomodations because my already insignificant income continues to dwindle.

Especially since Ralph has no legitimate outs available. His career died 6 years ago, so there's no income boon in sight. Ralph's only family is the superior Ralph, Evan, and an uncle who doesn't appear willing to entertain the idea of supporting Ralph's livelyhood whatsoever. There aren't any real friends who could bail him out either of things get bad. Worse, God only knows of all the various debts/warrants/notices to appear/etc that's hanging over his head that haven't been discovered.

Ethan Ralph is, what we in the business call, fucked.
What do you mean? He has a BURGEONING career as a PORNSTAR BISH. He will be banging latino lady boys for some tranny porn site very soon. They will name his catalogue of epic guntings 'Violada por el monstruo cerdo estadounidense'.
 
Ralph takes "being down bad" to whole nother level. He really met his match with Scarlett, there is nothing he can do to embarrass or humiliate her.
 
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Dale Gribble sir
...

REALLY????
 
I hurt my bish today
To make her feel afraid
Make her focus on the pain
So she don't run away

The hammer tore a hole
Every birthday hurts anew
I ate that whole damn cake
If you wanna know the truth

What have I become?
My daddy Jim...
Every bish I fuck
Calls the cops in the end
And you could save my life
If you just called me friend
You cough yourself to death
I die in a shed

My burger crown was torn
Before my dented head
Full of broken nerves
They can not repair
Behind the googly eyes
Thoughts and feelings, xannies blur
Absconding bish left me
In cat-piss, on the floor

What have I become?
My daddy Jim...
every horse I ride
steals my foals
In the end
If you could save my life
If you could call me friend
I would let me down
I would make me hurt
If I could start again,
In West Memphis (not Tennessee)
I would fuck it up
In the exact same way...
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[Verse 1]
In Mérida heat, he stomps the dirt
Tin shack leanin', but he still won't hurt
C. 117 572, that cursed little block
He grunts at dawn when the cold winds knock

He keeps them bottles lined up neat
Yellow little soldiers at his feet
Talks to the moon with a busted snout
Says, "I'm still here, I'm still not out"

[Pre-Chorus]
Horse ran off and left him blue
Now every wall remembers you
He spits, then laughs at the night so mean
With a tin roof bent and a furious scene

[Chorus]
El Gunto, El Gunto
He don't bend, he don't fold
El Gunto, El Gunto
In that shack, he's gold
He lost that horse, but look at him now
Still standing there, snout up, proud
El Gunto, El Gunto
Say it loud

[Verse 2]
Blacked Scar comes by with a crooked grin
Throws a joke where the shame was thin
Laughs at the size of his body part
He calls it a crown, he calls it art

Says, "Go on, baby, take your shot
That's the biggest win I ever got"
If pain's a game, then he took the prize
With a red-hot stare and stubborn eyes

[Pre-Chorus]
He misses gator by the canal
Old green shadow, old loud pal
But even grief can't make him kneel
He wears his rage like a spinning wheel

[Chorus]
El Gunto, El Gunto
He don't bend, he don't fold
El Gunto, El Gunto
In that shack, he's gold
He lost that horse, but look at him now
Still standing there, snout up, proud
El Gunto, El Gunto
Say it loud

[Bridge]
He taps the tin when the rain comes down
He swears that horse still haunts this town
And gator's name stays on his tongue
Like a knife he keeps where the wounds stay young

But Blacked Scar's laugh, it lights his fire
He calls that sting a strange desire
"Come back, old friend, let's raise that glass"
Then he tilts his chin and lets it pass

[Final Chorus]
El Gunto, El Gunto
He don't bend, he don't fold
El Gunto, El Gunto
In that shack, he's gold
He lost that horse, but look at him now
Still standing there, snout up, proud
El Gunto, El Gunto
Say it loud
 
What makes it funnier is that if you compare the other houses to the pigsty, you can tell people live in those houses, their front yard is not overgrown with various weeds and plants, they have plants, they have a car and if they have stuff in their yard it is all piled into a corner.

Ralph's house looks abandoned.
I know people that were on UK benefits claiming that money using it to live in Mexico before they were caught. Their places were so much nice.

He's got to be the only American "remote" work that's living poor Mexican life. If that's all he can afford he's literally trap there. For that money he couldn't even rent a room a US ghetto.

Crazy on the same scale as illegal paki immigrant 10 to flat in London. What do Mexicans think looking at a gringo living.

Ralph this isn't living it up as a passport bro this fucking your life so bad you end living a 3rd existence.
 
Now that he's well rested
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Should technically be part 2 but whatever
I've honestly come to develop an inverse kind of respect for him, now that he's returned to Twitter and matter-of-factly provided links to a post-passout sequel without even attempting to explain himself. After coughing, hiccuping, sobbing, and bowing his head in utter despondence during his first anemic attempt at a fuck Scarlett festival, things can only improve. It's your fuckin' day(s), Scar!
 
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He's live and hes still talking about his last stream as last night. :story:
He's both slurring his words and squealing at the same time. Also sounds like he has the case of the urps as he tries to explain how fired up he is. *yawn*
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Daddy Jim is watching
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