🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Varicose Veins]

Ralph just left the loveliest voice message to Harry Morris, asking for permission to divorce his daughter and GET THAT PORN STAR PUSSY! The man is truly a romantic.

Please clip, I need this in my veins

 

[W@rui]

Please clip, I need this in my veins

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

2:26

 

[JustStopDude]

How can anyone say no to that gunt? Come on Harry, make Scarlet an honest whore!

 

[JAKL II]

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

eTHAN rALPH VOICE MESSAGE.mp4

At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a callback number, press five.

Harry.......... this is your, am I still your son-in-law? That's crazy. Look, I'm calling in because I have an absolute gold mine. Mind? Gold mine? Gold mine and gold mind. Just absolute blonde bombshell. You know how it goes on my hands here. And I'm trying to marry her this weekend.

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course, I always thought your daughter was so beautiful. I'm sure she's so beautiful right now. Let's just sign it over. You already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, you have her, whatever.

You already took that. Can you just like, can we just get the papers done? Where do I need to fly into America this week to get the papers done, to get this? Harry, listen, man, when you, when you go up inside this, wow, they took all this shit. It's the tightest you can imagine. Trust me.

Look, let's just put all this to the side. Let's let bygones be bygones and let me get up in here. Let me lock it down. And so, you know, if there's any other problems, I don't have to say, but I'm sure we can make it right. I'm sure we can do it and make it absolutely fucking kingpin. Spectacular.

I love Rosie, whatever you guys are calling her now. I don't know. Did you name her after the Buffalo Bills?

Whatever the, whatever you guys did, we'll, we'll figure it out. It doesn't matter, but I want that porn star pussy and I want it locked and loaded and I want it tied to me. So let's just make it happen. I appreciate you. And I guess that's about it. Big dog. Thank you. [PRESSES ONE]

If you're satisfied with the message, press one [PRESSES ONE] to send your message with normal delivery, press one to send your message with urgent delivery, press two. [PRESSES TWO] Thank you. Your message has been sent.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Harry.......... this is your, am I still your son-in-law? That's crazy. Look, I'm calling in because I have an absolute gold mine. Mind? Gold mine? Gold mine and gold mine. Just absolute blonde bombshell. You know how it goes on my hands here. And I'm trying to marry her this weekend.

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course, I always thought your daughter was so beautiful. I'm sure she's so beautiful right now. Let's just sign it over. You already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, you have her, whatever.

Ralph needs to slow down on the Xanax. His frontal cortex is shot with more holes than Cracket's. Absolutely no inhibition from thought to speech happens in his mind.

 

[hesaback]

"I luv Rosie or whatever you guys call her"

 

[Normal-Style Human]

Look, let's just put all this to the side. Let's let bygones be bygones

Harry is either going to die of laughter or an aneurysm when he hears this part.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Sleepy time.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Harry is either going to die of laughter or an aneurysm when he hears this part.

You know his response will be kino.

 

[Fishnumm]

getting married in vegas is soooooo romantic

i want a elvis wedding too

 

[Um...]

I want that porn star pussy and I want it locked and loaded and I want it tied to me

Lovely.
He wants that ticket to livin in the USA. Needs it. NOW.

 

[McMitch]

I’ll admit: every once-in-a-while the Ralph-a Male hits a homer.

 

[break these cuffs]

"I luv Rosie or whatever you guys call her"

Didn't he see the news that Cozy.tv is dead? I'm not sure Cozy Rozy could survive it's deletion. Did he forget he tied her to it like a lich's phylactery or something?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Ralph is so stupid. Even if Meigh signs the papers today, the divorce won’t be final immediately. He can't (legally) marry the whore this weekend.

As much as Harry would like his family to be shot of Ralph, I think Harry would rather make him squirm.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph just left the loveliest voice message to Harry Morris, asking for permission to divorce his daughter and GET THAT PORN STAR PUSSY! The man is truly a romantic.

Imagine being such a degenerate that you think the girl who’s had hundreds of BBCs and eaten dozens of black assholes is some kind of prize.

Only his few remaining loser fans envy this complete waste of life.

 

[Kakkerum420]

True lub conquers all, bish!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Guess Ralph couldn't let Hambly creep up on his lolcow of the year run. "Listen Harry! I fucked your daughter's horse pussy, but Scarlett got that tight pussy and that loose asshole! We have random little truffle hunts every day Harry, that's how I know we're soulmates bish!"

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

eTHAN rALPH VOICE MESSAGE.mp4

Fishtank can't even rival the amount of white trash Ralph embodies as one person.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

eTHAN rALPH VOICE MESSAGE.mp4

What a hopeless romantic. Heinous Harry would have to have a heart of stone to refuse him.

 

[Chongqing]

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

eTHAN rALPH VOICE MESSAGE.mp4

He asked his ex father-in-law if they renamed his daughter after the Buffalo Bills.

@Trombonista is a Bills fan.

I get the sense Harry and May liking the Bills is the only thing Ralph knows about either of them. It's the only things he really absorbed when he got to know them.