🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t wait to hear him tell us how that utterly defeated mugshot is actually badass and further evidence that he’s #WINNING.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Indecent exposure? How is it even possible to expose The Memphis Micro?

 

[BlastMonk]

Has anyone crunched the numbers for how long Ralph was back in the states before getting arrested? This has to be some kind of lolcow record

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph is finally interesting for the first time in like a full year and Kino Casino is doing an 8 hour show on the incredibly boring Quartering.

They needed time for this to play out. I'm sure once Ralph's out of jail we're going to get a "IT WAS ACTUALLY SCARLETT WHO WAS IN JAIL IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT" video as he's running to the airport to flee to Mexico.

Ralph's going to get off pretty light on those charges. Scarlett better actually report him for the shit he's done to her or he will go scorched earth out of spite.

 

[thebigdream]

Indecent exposure? How is it even possible to expose The Memphis Micro?

They meant to write "insufficient exposure" in the sense that it can't escape the gunt folds. In Trump's America it's a crime to have a micropenis

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Play that back, Jamie.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Legit, the way people are reacting you'd think he's looking at a fucking dime piece upstate. Hell, it's Wisconsin, he'll probably be out by sunrise.

I would, however, like to see the bodycam footage. It'd be fucking hilarious if one of the big high profile bodycam channels posted it - Code Blue Cam mostly seems to get footage out of Wisconsin and Minnesota, so it is a possibility. It'd be even funnier if EWU gets it, they do like to focus on whatever's being hyped at the moment.

It's not about the severity of the crimes nor sentencing. Ralph only admits his defeat in either death or in jail. He has on multiple occasions on alcoholic rage challenging people to put him in jail for no reason.
The fact he end up in jail is the biggest L he could possibly take.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Ralph has been arrested?

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https://x.com/AFStreamWatch/status/2032006475590070667

(Archive)

Can be searched here: https://incustodysearch.milwaukeecountywi.gov/

My screenshot, appears to be real. The website is complete shit, couldn't manage to archive...

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Edit: Mugshot released

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Edit 2: King of da Sektur Mersh called the Milwaukee Country Sheriff's office on stream and claims that Ralph was arrested for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. His stream was muted while he did this, so it has yet to be officially confirmed.

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https://x.com/GooningOnRumble/status/2032035996833857593 (A)

LOL who could have seen this coming from a mile away.

 

[The Tall Man]

It's not about the severity of the crimes nor sentencing. Ralph only admits his defeat in either death or in jail. He has on multiple occasions on alcoholic rage challenging people to put him in jail for no reason.
The fact he end up in jail is the biggest L he could possibly take.

STFU BISH!
King Ralph will have the last laugh. He will be free in no time and this will be nothing but another RALPHAMALE W!

Free Ralph the King of the Sektur.

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5'10
5'10?

 

[Judge Holden]

Ralph may want to stay in jail, he can’t even swing a hotel room.

Ralph’s going to end up in a Milwaukee homeless shelter begging his Uncle to buy him a plane ticket and WU him $300 after his BFF Hunter stops replying to his begging texts.

Ya know....there is a gunt friendly AirBNB nearby that could host him for a while

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Huh, i did not see this coming this fast....
A match made in heaven, truly.

 

[Ralph’s Shack]

MY ARREST IS IMMINENT BIIISH

 

[Autistic Integrity]

5'10
5'10?

Sometimes they book you and just ask you your height and weight or only measure one or the other. From my experience with a few jails

 

[Unintelligence Score]

>Hair: Gry

HE'S OLD!
HE'S IN CUSTODY!
HE'S BEEN FELTED BY MOMMY SCARLET!

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People are going to go deaf in PPP's neighborhood from all the triangle ringing.

 

[thhrang]

 

[Baroque]

He might be from the south, but that skin color is Wisconsin White.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

At least Ralph has three hots and a cot now. I’m just sad he’s missing out on Mars Cheese Castle.

But the kitties… I hope they’ll be OK. Maybe we can fund Mersh to snag them

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If you could spin this as a stalker getting shitcanned, then Fatrick would be over the moon.

 

[AltisticRight]

ralph is gonna catch a charge and try to bail back to meheeco. then down to colombia.


that fight didnt end there. you jut KNOW he choked that bitch as soon as they got to the hotel


i just want to add: the last bish that big leagued him on air, got a coupla handfulls of neck grabbin. and no videogame.

Bro...

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Ralph has been arrested?

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https://x.com/AFStreamWatch/status/2032006475590070667

(Archive)

Can be searched here: https://incustodysearch.milwaukeecountywi.gov/

My screenshot, appears to be real. The website is complete shit, couldn't manage to archive...

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Edit: Mugshot released

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Edit 2: King of da Sektur Mersh called the Milwaukee Country Sheriff's office on stream and claims that Ralph was arrested for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. His stream was muted while he did this, so it has yet to be officially confirmed.

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https://x.com/GooningOnRumble/status/2032035996833857593 (A)

No way is the Bog Hog 5 10 and 245pnds