🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Kheapathic]

Kino boys just said the Ralphamale is behind bars. Had to come here to confirm. FIVE STAR DAYS!

 

[Gothic Runes]

If it was a work then he worked himself into a shoot.

 

[Pale Empress]

He's been arrested?

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Can confirm via the links that @Folgers Can provided further up this page.

No reason or bail amount set.

 

[Kheapathic]

TRUS NO BISH!

Unless she's a blacked porn-star who got removed from the industry. Then get wasted, declare your love and need, not want, not desire, need, his NEED to dump a baby in that cursed hole. Then, without money, put your absolute trust to have her pay to fly you out. Trus that bish, you know she's good for it. Even if they let him out before his court date, he doesn't have the money to flee back to Mexico; and it's winter, and he's in the far north. The fuck is the RalphaMale gonna do.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Aalog thought he will be homeless once he leaves Mexico and have nowhere to come back to, meanwhile Ralphamale figured out the way to have free housing and food back in the country his daddy gave him.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

It says Ralph is 5'10". Another Ralphamale W!

 

[CarlosDanger]

Bossman released, Ralph in jail, and Styx on the run.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

It says Ralph is 5'10". Another Ralphamale W!

DO I LOOK 5'10 BIIISH?

 

[Pitckus]

I’M A FUCKIN CRIMINAL, BISH!

 

[Swiss46]

I'm so happy for them, imagine how romantic the visitation will be.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Mexicans are generally caring people so I hope someone breaks Ralph’s cats out. They’ll do okay on the streets. Probably. Better than starving cooped up.

 

[Albert Speerchucker]

Can confirm via the links that @Folgers Can provided further up this page.

No reason or bail amount set.

Obviously this is a different Ethan Ralph.
Our Pigman stands about 4’3” when fullly erect on his stout little hamhocks.

 

[thhrang]

Holy shit, he's fucking speedrunning this entire arc. He'll probably somehow be out by midday today too if Lolcow Jester's Privilege is anything to go by!

 

[CarlosDanger]

To be fair, the jail cell is likely bigger and cleaner than his shack in Mexico and he even has indoor plumbing.

I just remembered his cats, now I'm sad.

 

[Sneed 'N Things]

245 lbs? wow

 

[Sneeds]

Obviously another werk, but for future reference just in case:

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https://incustodysearch.milwaukeecountywi.gov/

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https://city.milwaukee.gov/police/Information-Services/Submit-A-Tip-to-MPD

https://city.milwaukee.gov/police/Information-Services/Submit-A-Tip-to-MPD/mpdtipanon

https://city.milwaukee.gov/police/Information-Services/Submit-A-Tip-to-MPD/mpdtip

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https://docs.legis.wisconsin.gov/statutes/statutes/943/i/01/1

Can’t wait to see Ralph on Code Blue Cam

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Actually the Sheriff is a huge fan of da keelstream and wanted to assist me with my epic werk, gaylogs!



Also, a svelte 245 lbs!

 

[Gothic Runes]

>Wisconsin isn't big enough for the two of us, child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Strawb3rry]

245 lbs? wow

I was thinking the same thing. He looks a lot heavier than that.

 

[Kheapathic]

Can’t wait to see Ralph on Code Blue Cam

I'm guessing it was a DV call, which means most likely it'll be a male cop. But if it's a female cop, and we have a repeat of him swinging at her and being taken down, I'm gonna fucking laugh. He can't win a single fucking fight in his entire life, not even against women.