Killstream: Sektur University (day 2) 10/28/2025
"There it is! Oh it started! oh mahh godddd!! Oh myyy godddddd!!! OH MY GOD! GET HYPE!!!! GET HYPE! THIS IS THE BIGGEST SHOW EVER
WHOAAAAAAAA BUDDIIII!
WOAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDIIII!!! OHHH YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!
WOAAAAAAAAAH BUDDYY!"
Ralph opens up his show stating that yesterdays missed goal not counting "You see yesterdays show didn't count obviously on the goal"
Ralph got up and left his computer an unbelievable amount of times, probably over 30 in total in the almost 10 hour long stream. Whatever drugs and alcohol Ralph was doing, he absolutely refused to show it on air.
Outside of the usual suspects (pills and booze), there was this time where Ralphs voice has a incredibly strange vocal fry (0:15), could Ralph be doing whippits?
How The Confederacy Fell
While pretending to understand the nuances of calling certain music goy slop, Ralph, with his degree in political science, explains why the confederacy fell apart:
"Hey, you ever wonder who like, manages these fucking N*****s?" (0:40), "And I know there's a lot of people in this chat that hate-hates blacks, I don't because I grew up around them, and so whatever..." (2:15), "But... Like... Dey... Who owned the slave boats? And by god I'm Confederate to the core, but you know what -- you know why the confederacy sided with the jews? 'cuz they had no other fuckin' choice, das why. Dey had no other fucking choice. Because, it was either side with the jews or juss fuckin', everybody die. And so, you know... I... Won't forgive 'em, y'know, I wont absolve 'em..." (3:10), "I hate that we lost, buttt... wh-wh-who is siding with the jews now?! Period! Period. huh-who is siding with them now? And who's not? And so... Like, I-I don't even hate jews like god damn, I literally don't like I love their movies, ther-they're funny, uhmm whatever but I DON'T WANT THEM CONTROLLING MY FUCKING FOREIGN POLICY GOD DAMMIT! (4:50), "Like yeah, who ran the slave ships? NIGGA WE KNOWW! WE KNOW WHO RAN THE SLAVE SHIPS WHAT THE FUCK?!" (6:45) "And you know, the whole concept of slavery's illegal, first off I'm not in favor of slavery but second off... maybe I should be." (8:45), "You know how the Civil War was decided? It was... One side won. DAS HOW EVERY FUCKIN' WAR IS DECIDED GOD DAMMIT!" (9:00)
Ralph Cries For 20 Minutes Over Being Left Behind
While Ralph was spotted sobbing about his muhddurrr a few days ago, this would take the cake for the most pathetic sob session by the "Ralphamale" ever recorded. Listen to Ralph shed genuine tears over America First movement is getting bigger while leaving him in the gutter:
Ralph almost breaks into tears (4:30), Ralphs voice begins shaking (6:20), "I will play all your things
will you let me stop crying for a second?" (8:05), "Uhm... I miss all you guys!" (8:15), Ralph takes back everything he said about the snowflake gang, "i never believed that!" (8:45), "I'm, I'm sorry I don't know what else to say... My lyfe, weft me --
left me, she took, muh daughter, like..." (8:50), "I don't know what else to say like, I could kill myself I guess but like..." (9:45), "I don't know how else to say it, my life was falling apart, a-and, y'know I've somewhat recovered but like... She took my daughter, she took my life" (10:55), Ralph begs for the fucking-fuentes-over-apology-form (12:35), Ralph immediately goes from crying to seething rage at an a-log in his chat, an indication that the past 10 minutes of sobbing were entirely performative "I know that fucker, are you like, the master fucking genius, you cock sucker? Mother fucker yeah I knew that from the start, that's the whole point! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS FUCKING RANT YEW
EEEDIOT!" (13:30)
bonus pigs:
DAT STARRR SPANG-GHUL, BAAAAANURRRRRRRR YEAH WURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHg
The complete penguin Ralph / Yucatan Methguin collection
