🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Jace on ice]

This guy had half a dozen girlfriends and several children.

Yes I know they're horrifying BPD monsters but the point remains that incels are not trying hard enough.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well I don't know about the rest of you but I'm sure as fuck motivated to stick my new years work out resolution.

 

[Yaks]

I thought the Deathfats subforum had shown me all the beautiful ways the human body can manifest itself.

Today I learned about the secret third titty!

 

[Large Rodent]

I can't believe multiple women have had consensual sex with this thing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

180lbs btw!

Yeah, if he's a woman.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Good God, rough looking is too inadequate a description of how he looked tonight, and I'm not talking about his torso - Disheveled hair and stumbling around.

What the hell is it with streamers and intoxication?

 

[Axiom.]

I can't believe multiple women have had consensual sex with this thing.

Ralphamale gooning for 20 years with a hypnotizing gunt makes em swoon according to him.

 

[thebigdream]

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It's like a scene from Eraserhead, Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Angry Shoes]

You guys are being too harsh, he doesn't look bad for a 70 year old man.

 

[Medic]

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God its like the Michelin Man lost weight and was left with access skin and stretch marks

 

[Pelican Bones]

Classic Ralphamistake. He always guns for Lolcow of the Year early each year when Rekieta has proven the winning strategy is to make a push in Q4. The voters memories are too short, Ralph! You always burn out too soon!

 

[Hungry Fox]

He's outright deflating, holy fuck.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I can't believe multiple women have had consensual sex with this thing.

Imagine lifting up those flaps to suck his micro peen while the air bnb gets hotter and hotter all while a baby cries in the background and the ralphamale is both drunk and high blubbering- muttering stuff about you not being a horse and at least his cock works while pawing at your hair all while you try to inhale his semi soft micro-peen all while knowing that because of his concoction of booze, tortas, and drugs what little cum he does push out will taste like the underside of a shoe.



Now imagine willingly doing that multiple times a day

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I didn't know that David Cronenberg made an art film in black and white. I hope John Carpenter did the soundtrack.

 

[PunkinMan]

The clip of him walking around trying to turn the stream off looks like found footage from a serial killer lol.

 

[The Stranger]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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Same energy

 

[MadStan]

Yeah you know that girl you were working on, Ralph?

Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen now. Ever.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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His body looks like rotting dough.

 

[Pattern Juggler]

Ralph truly has the body of an ARYAN GOD

Bacchus isn't Aryan.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Wait how does he have 2 saggy deflated titties on one side and only one on the other? HOW??.

Good to know the Ralphamale is here to give all those moms with stretch marks a confidence boost. Gonna have to change "You're Gonna Carry That Gunt" to "You're Gonna Carry That Cellulite" soon enough. No offense to Mom's but holy fuck Ethan really does look like he just gave birth to triplets and has been breastfeeding them for the past six months. A man's body was not meant to look like that. Seek help Ralph, seek help. Or more drugs to kill you faster, I'm fine with either.