11/30/24 – Ralph Single Handily Sets Kiwi Farms Servers Ablaze Analyzing Gay Cuckold Revenge Pornography in Attempts to Appease AF, Attacks Fuentes Thumb Allegations With His Years of Expertise, Spends 2 Hours Defending the Manliness of Watching Soap Operas
Ralphs hypocrisy hits record highs as he talks about how gay the fag farms is for hosting revenge porn while also explaining how he rushed to the thread to be the 1st to obtain revenge pornography to "analyze" over and over, a task that would shut down the farms for almost 3 days:
Ralph reveals how much of a good goy he is by believing twitters re-branding of fact checkers as “Community Notes” to be the end all be all of what’s troo and not troo (0:20), Ralph watched the video multiple times, listening to the moans of a man receiving head and confirmed that das not troo (2:10), Ralph has the mans penis he’s been analyzing “off screen” (2:50), Ralph uses his years of thumbing prowess to confirm that the thumb in the video is not Fuentes (3:00), It’s not gay to “micro-analyze” the video (4:35), “I had to scroll a bit, past dicks and everything else” (6:50), “dey just want it to be troo, it would be a juicy story if it was troo. And by god if I thought it was troo; if I didn’t know for a fact it wasn’t troo, I would be all over it!” (7:35), Ralph walks back calling AF a pedophile cult, says he was “losing the plot” and tidies up Ali Alexanders snowflake gang as being “weird” “I thought about this a lot” (8:30), Only thing Ralph thinks twice about retweeting is anti-groyper articles (11:25)
Ralph loses his mind about Destiny not knowing Huey Long
Ralph was considering circumcising himself when he became older due to anxiety of what girls would think about his chub, Ralph confirms he hits women over verbal disagreements “If a girl said that to me I would sl-[ap the shit out of her]”
Ralph defending Fuentes wanting to wed a 16 year old, “18 and above only for the Ralphamale!”
Ralph responds to trolls asking him how Mexico is (0:55), Ralph pretends he has any interest in seeing his uncle or brother (1:25), Ralph has zero regrets getting mixed up with daddy dax, he’s the best man Ralph has ever met (2:30), Ralph doesn’t regret getting mixed up with Fuentes either (3:05), Ralph doesn’t regret with Vito or Rekieta (4:30), “Wow what a fucking Retort there” (5:25), Ralph is still “neutral” on Nick Fuentes (7:40), Ralph spots a “W Ralph” tweet with zero engagement and gives it a like (10:10)
Ralph steers wifejak discussion into screaming at Metokur’s Wife (0:35), “what does she know about white men and women, besides the half-dead one she has to roll around the house?” (0:45), “me wove metokur wong time” (2:25), Ralph infuriated at Metokurs 20k likes (2:50), Ralph gives any snowflake gang members watching a wink and a nudge by calling wifejak “cute and funny” (4:20), “tell that fat bitch to make a twitter then if she wants to pontificate!” (3:20), Ralph comments on a-logs laughing at him for getting triggered at wifejak (5:25), “I can’t make fun of wifejak-- IT’S NOT A REAL FUCKING PERSON!” (5:55)
Ralph seethed about Steel Toe doing some legally questionable things:
Captains log gets dead serious as Ralph removes his tard goggles (0:20), Ralph states he is going to make a notation of this so he can snitch on the toe (0:40), Ralph calls for Steel Toe to get arrested (3:15)
Here's about 1 hours worth of Ralph pontificating his indoctrination into soapdom thanks to his Mother and mostly absent Father. I was going to watch this again and provide timestamps but I've spent too much time on this article as is, just know that in the 3 videos below Ralph states that:
He has well over 1,000 hours spent watching soap operas, has a concerning, encyclopedia tier knowledge of a lot of soaps, A lot of men used to watch soaps actually but not so much anymore, is subscribed to some archival project for soaps that sells DVDs and the Ralphamale is looking to buy, has to use WWE terminology to explain character arcs, +more stuff i cant remember.
bonus: am i the only one getting postal dude vibes from the Ralphamale these days?