🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AltisticRight]

Top of the Sektur everyone.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Ethan Ralph has pulled a DSP and "accidentally" streamed himself masturbating to Nikki Haley. ((()))
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I wonder if the Gunt has gout

 

[DankSmoker]

GigglyGuntclown
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Making women cum in every oriface that they own, you say? I guess that's why he named the website after a story about a girl puking on his dick.

 

[GuntPatrol]

"It's kinda crazy. But you can see how my hand's moving, and it's cause I'm punching my leg, first I started scratching my leg, and then I was getting really tired, so I started hitting my leg to, like, stay awake."

This is very reminiscent of that viral clip of the kid who was caught by his mom. "I was trying to download a file and I got a computer virus... no, mom, my pants started slipping down because I was SCARED! NO!!! MOM! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! IT WAS A COMPUTER VIRUS! I DELETED IT! I WAS SCARED AND I MOVED IN MY CHAIR SO I HAD TO PULL MY PANTS UP!!!"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph adds: "And if you can find me, come find me. I mean, I haven't seen it happen yet. And I'm still living at the same address. You haven't even proven that I've moving. [sic]"

This is like an exact repeat of "lmao they think I really moved to Mexico, like I'd be living in Mexico, they really think I moved, and to Mexico, lol."

"Matter a' fact, America sucks, Mexico is awesome"

 

[DankSmoker]

This is very reminiscent of that viral clip of the kid who was caught by his mom. "I was trying to download a file and I got a computer virus... no, mom, my pants started slipping down because I was SCARED! NO!!! MOM! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! IT WAS A COMPUTER VIRUS! I DELETED IT! I WAS SCARED AND I MOVED IN MY CHAIR SO I HAD TO PULL MY PANTS UP!!!"

I can't decide if absent mindedly masturbating during a seven hour xanax fueled stream is more embarrassing than opting to not get up and waddle around for a minute throughout streams, choosing to piss in bottles.

 

[Green Kitbash]

Who do you think was on the screen when the moment came

 

[Wooper]

Ralph masturbates or does something that looks like he is lol yeah right
Kiwi Farms and Josh laughs at it
Ralph: Fuck the farms! Fuck Josh Moon! I'M GOING TO MAKE IT MY LIFE MISSION TO RUIN HIS LIFE!

Like even if he wasn't masturbating, why not just laugh it off? Ralph has done things on stream way worse than this that has impacted his life. He has had worse things he's done be featured on the site. If truly was NAWT TROO let it roll off your back. I thought the Ralphamale was living his best life in Meheho. He's mad because he really did do it. Ralph really did masturbate on stream, if he didn't he wouldn't care.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Like even if he wasn't masturbating, why not just laugh it off?

Because he's a mentally stunted retard who is extremely insecure with skin so thin the mexican mosquitos don't even have to bite him for a meal. It's like asking why is water wet.

 

[Sam Losco]

Will he put more or less effort onto ruining Josh's life than he did into taking down Fuentes and Ameica First?

 

[Random Internet Person]

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How does one look sad while masturbating?

Be absolutely blitzed on everything.

Guys shut down this conversation. New evidence has entered the chat:

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1748527698887029151

https://archive.is/upQXs

HE’S NOT EVEN JERKING OFF TO PORN? HE’S FUCKING JACKING IT TO A POLITICIAN ON FOX NEWS!! HOLY SHIT THIS IS WORSE THAN DSP!

Are there even any hot politicians in the US? Last I remember the Internet going crazy over a politician was some Russian who did a press conference.

 

[George Lucas]

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bruh

Spoiler

 

[Seafarer]

Are there even any hot politicians in the US?

I guess Sarah Palin is kind of a MILF. AOC also has some nice titties but is a complete butterface.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

He actually has a picture of Josh for his wallpaper he was jacking off with and Nikki was just white noise in the background.

He was thinking “Gaawwwshhh Jaaawwssh put your broke dick in muh gunt hole!!! DmmnwwweeeeeE!”

 

[AltisticRight]

picture of Josh

Soph*

 

[Popper Whiting]

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Well, I guess it could be classed as a form of exercise, so silver lining I guess.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Wanker Ralph
Oh, Ralph just flew into this town
And he's yakin' all day his meat

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, yankin' that meat

Wanker Ralph's got a short small wank
He starts yankin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Ralph don't care whose meat he wanks

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, wankin' that meat

Ever since Ethan flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just wankin' and yankin' for miles around
To single women, married women, old maids and all

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yanks, wacks, wankin' that meat

Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Wanks from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of ole Ralph, yeah

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, wankin' that meat

The police put Ralph in jail
Yes, he finally met his fate
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him wankin' up his cell mate

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, wankin' that meat

That Wanker Ralph is a crazy man
Tries to crank it down the wind and the rain
Just wanks on anything he can get
Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

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How does one look sad while masturbating?

That, sir, is not sadness (an emotion which Ralph, as a  junkie sociopath Real Man® is incapable of feeling.).

It is, rather, the intense concentration required by gentlemen of a certain age without which their stiffy degrades into a floppy and their hard drive deteriorates.

"Uhh, just working on my PC. Nothing to see here, M'lady."

Also...

Spoiler: Same energy?

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I bet both of them are using the same "journalist" as their fap fuel.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is unfortunate.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

I present the fruits of a thousand hours work in Final Cut.