🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph's currently trying to squeeze out money out of paypigs to go buy liquor.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Allegedly the Ralphamale has left to obtain alcohol

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph's auctioning his sobriety and chat isn't happy. Ralph originally had a deal with a paypig: $50 and he'd take a shot. Ralph got the $50, didn't have alcohol on hand, and thought he could dance it off to some song. Paypig wasn't happy with that. Ralph said "I haven't taken that many Xanax' today so if I take 1 bar that wouldn't hurt". Chat overwhelmingly didn't want him to take pills. Ralph decided to Jew the paypig further: the paypig pays an additional $75 and Ralph will go to the liquor store and take the shot on stream when he gets back. If the paypig didn't pay the additional $75, he was not going to take the original shot so basically scam the guy out of $50.

Chat ain't happy.







Also here's Ralph with his Xannys:



Ralph's back:



Ralph: "I do have everything here, my LEGAL prescriptions, and they do encourage me to WASH THEM DOWN" lmfao never change.

 

[EyeGuy]

$50 and he'd take a shot.

OnlyUseMeThumb needs to lower these prices if he wants the fire sales to take off.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Allegedly the Ralphamale has left to obtain alcohol

While he left, somebody donated to play the "call you an Uber" hot mic while there was dead air. After that played through for some time, somebody donated to play Led Zeppelin to cut off that audio.

Ralph is so unaccustomed to people donating to his show that he did not realize that people had donated to play audio, and thought that Led Zeppelin was playing through his Bluetooth.

He showed off the liquor he bought after coming back on stream, after earlier showing off the box of benzos.



Ralph insisted that he never intended to dono scam the guy, and always intended to drink.

He also said that he has already been drinking with "the Senorita", not because she forced her to, but because he's tired of living on other people's terms.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Now lets get that bottle and box fully finished before the nights over

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph got a $75 super chat and drank straight from the bottle and washed it down with a bar of Mexican Xanax and whatever juice bottle he was drinking. He threw the empty bottle back behind him to the ground afterwards.

Here's him showing off how much of the bottle he drank.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is unironically the best business decision Ralph has ever made

 

[Fornicario]

Damn
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Goddamn, Harry once again murders Ralph from his house in America. The man is a Sektur treasure.

 

[Sam Losco]

The girl Ralph has led us to believe is Pantsuela is a lie. I have found the real Pantsuela while watching a body cam video out of New Mexico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Iypu5RmG0

Spoiler: The Real Pantsuela

 

[The Punished Mitch]

This is unironically the best business decision Ralph has ever made

100x better than the low energy football begstream yesterday

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph got a $75 super chat and drank straight from the bottle and washed it down with a bar of Mexican Xanax and whatever juice bottle he was drinking. He threw the empty bottle back behind him to the ground afterwards.

Here's him showing off how much of the bottle he drank.

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I was cracking up hearing Zeppelin playing while he shows off his bottle and drugs since John Bonham died of alcohol/drowning in his own puke

Some quality foreshadowing

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Auctioning off his liver, just got done listening to Loyalty by MC Jarbo (I think Adolwulf sent it in?!)
The cope is off the charts. "Im pretty accomplished, actually"

EDIT: "I could be 85 years old, Harry" No one, and I mean no one, believes Ethan Ralph will be alive at 45, much less 85

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He tried to call @Bryan Dunn and left an insulting voicemail.

He started chugging Red Bull because he intends to go to midnight. He's made it to $310 which was his original goal to go to midnight.

He offered to drink the whole bottle in one go for $150. He may have increased it to $350, don't understand him.

He responded to someone in chat by saying "they all did the black kiss", adding "it's a favorite move". He then got up and turned around (with glass crashing) and then appeared to slap his ass cheeks in reference to the "black kiss" discussion.



Somebody named HMo1166 gifted a sub on Kick. "Thank you, I appreciate that brotha! I hope you're recording the whole thing because this is all entertainment and nothing's real."

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Rosanna by Toto.

Holy shit, the donation songs are brutal lol

 

[Fornicario]

Now lets get that bottle and box fully finished before the nights over

I haven't seen seen a Ripperstream in years.
What I'm referring to

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's on about his book again.

There is nothing I want more. The whole thing needs a live reading. I can also barely hear him because he's blasting music so loud.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Having Bryan Dunn & Elaine dumped on me all at once would make me drink the entire bottle and down the box

 

[Fornicario]

The man is getting killed on his own show. The sick part is he's made more money today than in the last three days.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

WE NOW HAVE TRIPLE AUDIO, ladies and guntlemen!

Please tell me someone is clipping this