He doesn’t. Ralphs narcissism is that he should have millions of viewers and donos because he’s Ethan Ralph. It’s part of why Ralph puts no effort into his shows and screams about being an internet legend. It’s why he’s going to rage at Null for covering his drunken pilled behavior showing off his horse nudes and allegedly his dick
Maybe he plans on sniping MATI and replying to Josh's DAMNABLE LAHS in real time?
Exactly what I hope for
It was also a major point of contention between him and pantsu that lead to the harry potter game arc. The entire reason she brought the game up was because she was trying to get Ralph to do pre-show prep so it just wasn't 12 hours of him as a xanax zombie interviewing invisible guests.
And Ralph being terrible at video games would be great content as I’m sure I previously said. BUT he simply can’t allow his ego to be bruised like that knowing he’s on the spot sucking and being told what to do while the game is demonstrating that he’s not getting what he wants with fail states and deaths. He’s getting exposed as a fat dumb idiot in real time and that pisses him off. Plus that suggestion was from Pantsu, a whore who got buttfucked raw by a Mexican! Who does that?
That's little more that a few dozen dollars after Stripe and Powerchat take their cut. He may have no choice but to stop all payments to America going forward; no debt/tax payments, no child support, no court fees and no traveling. He probably would have enough for living expenses then (and could resume his vices once his Stripe loan is paid off) but how exactly might that decision come back to bite him? We don't really know yet and even Vickers has said that he's going to let sleeping pigs lie south of the Rio Grande.
It doesn't matter. He can't escape, he's fucked.
That's pretty bad, especially considering how much drama he's caused the past few days. He should just Pillstream. At least he'd get donos from people who are trying to wake him up after he passes out. The rage might keep him going, but I think he's going for a really large relapse.
He just needs to go to 24/7 streaming and taking his phone with him everywhere. Just constantly broadcast his short remaining life
He’s already been doing that on a semi-regular basis so he got excited hoping that he was getting some health benefit out of accidentally swilling his rancid piss from old Modello at 2 am.
"Sometimes my brain goes uuuuueeeghhhh and eeeewwwwuuuuhhh. I guess it's my bullshit detector"
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He already has them conveniently bottled, and he already knows what it tastes like, so...
thats the equivalent of a $60/hr job before whatever cuts they take out. so its all net pay. And thats 5 years after his height. i'd fuck may and fai and every other gross bitch and destroy my reputation to make that much. if clearing $60/hr is considered his lean years i genuinely want to know what he was knocking out during october of 2018.
they both taking 30%?
