🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[REGENDarySumanai]

You can tell a man is a faggot if he wears "fashion" sunglasses instead of "sport" sunglasses. Clearly Ralph does nothing physical (I mean if his stunning physique didn't give that away) so he wouldn't wear a brand like Oakley, Gargoyles, or Rudy Projects. What a faggot, get out and move your head around.

Oakley's are top notch whether you get them as sunglasses or prescription glasses.

 

[Harlan Wick]

On the Grillstream our man Gun was flashing a book The Law of God by Daniel Sysoev. The book itself (from the limited information I can find) is a Russian Orthodox view of worshiping the big J.C. and all the bullshit that goes with it. The only interesting part of the book is the author. Daniel Sysoev did missionary work converting Muslims, Neo-Pagans, and other non-Catholics. While preforming a service in December of 2009 an Islamic gunman killed Sysoev. Sysoev's sermons and teaching focused on Uranopolitism.

From what I understand of Gunt's religious beliefs this is more a prop rather than a real belief.

 

[InwardsStink]

On the Grillstream our man Gun was flashing a book The Law of God by Daniel Sysoev. The book itself (from the limited information I can find) is a Russian Orthodox view of worshiping the big J.C. and all the bullshit that goes with it. The only interesting part of the book is the author. Daniel Sysoev did missionary work converting Muslims, Neo-Pagans, and other non-Catholics. While preforming a service in December of 2009 an Islamic gunman killed Sysoev. Sysoev's sermons and teaching focused on Uranopolitism.

From what I understand of Gunt's religious beliefs this is more a prop rather than a real belief.

Come on now, do you really think Ralph reads? Of course it's a prop.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Come on now, do you really think Ralph reads?

In my old age I have a habit of overestimating people.

 

[Polyboros2]

I want to know, how is it that his posture is already so bad? How do you get fat on the back of his neck and shoulders? Why does he look like one of those old ladies with kyphosis. Where does his neck start?

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Remember people, the Hunchback of West Memphis claims to be 5'8"... 5'7" and 252 pounds!

The bit where Ralph tries to compare his height with the Cisco weirdo, look at how much he adjusts his height! Sunrise Media plays it twice in the Grillstream episode, and I was expecting it to be highlighted more. I've not seen a man stretch that hard since 2 Fantastic 4 movies ago, cause the last one was too cheap for it.

 

[NetVet]

The Hunchback of Richmond
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Stylin and profilin - here we see our boy is decked out fr fr.

Dem Jawdin flip flops, Ralph (Lauren) shorts, Ralph (Lauren) shirt, Prada shades - what's the hat?

Make fun all you want ayelawgs, I bet you never looked as fly on a BBQ, Ralph (Ethan) killin da game. Add the Ralpharing the mix, I wish he done did a outfit cost challenge on TikTok, can you imagine? Someone talented, please mix it up somehow LMAO...

How are you doin today, I'm the Coochie Man (Ralph's fits and prices) hahahahahha

 

[hawkisnight]

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you cannot convince me that this dude actually got pregnant and gave birth to another human.

Damn. Samurai Jack looking rough.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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you cannot convince me that this dude actually got pregnant and gave birth to another human.

Male Seahorses can.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

ralph has evidence and proof though. he won’t post it of course cause he’s waiting for the right time or something. it definitely exists though trust me bro

Trust the plan Ralphamales! Two more streams!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

On the Grillstream our man Gun was flashing a book The Law of God by Daniel Sysoev. The book itself (from the limited information I can find) is a Russian Orthodox view of worshiping the big J.C. and all the bullshit that goes with it. The only interesting part of the book is the author. Daniel Sysoev did missionary work converting Muslims, Neo-Pagans, and other non-Catholics. While preforming a service in December of 2009 an Islamic gunman killed Sysoev. Sysoev's sermons and teaching focused on Uranopolitism.

From what I understand of Gunt's religious beliefs this is more a prop rather than a real belief.

It was his gift from Mike (not the AIDS pool boy) Sisco. At least Mike can rest assured Gunt will never read beyond the cover.

About the only thing you can find about Mike and his failed attempt at running for Congress is that he’s an orthodox Christian, served in the army and has a hard on for Nick Fuentes.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

From what I understand of Gunt's religious beliefs this is more a prop rather than a real belief.

Ethan Ralph flashing The Law of God to compensate for the fact that he isn't truly Christian is like when a wimpy and unpopular dude shows off his big red sports car to compensate for having a tiny penis.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember people, the Hunchback of West Memphis claims to be 5'8"... 5'7" and 252 pounds!

He’s inflating his height and low-balling his weight. He barely clears his homies’ abs.

 

[Philier]

This was Meigh’s (“fine as fuck,” per Ralph) face when someone sent a poop TTS that went on for like three minutes. Doesn’t look like a smile to me.

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Holy fuck, I've been reading the last few pages from new to old and kept seeing that face and unironically thought it was just some dude.
Jesus fucking christ.

Edit: Same person

 

[Freeman]

The Hunchback of Richmond

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I noticed Gunt made the mistake of standing next to his grill. Autism ensued.
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He needs to embrace his status as a manlet

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He's all giddy and confident because the royalties from the recent Switch launch of Don't Starve Together are coming in for his prominently featured roles in the series. He's still fueling his drug habits with the paychecks from Don't Starve Hamlet. Not to mention the Ronnie Ralph easter egg where you can sometimes find a lone pig house in the middle of a swamp.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Oakley's are top notch whether you get them as sunglasses or prescription glasses.

I never like the styling or look of Oakleys. Also the optics of Maui Jim is way better. Maui Jim, Randolph Engineering, Costa Del Mar have the best optical quality for me, and Maui Jim and Randolph also still have sunglasses with actual glass.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I never like the styling or look of Oakleys. Also the optics of Maui Jim is way better. Maui Jim, Randolph Engineering, Costa Del Mar have the best optical quality for me, and Maui Jim and Randolph also still have sunglasses with actual glass.

+1 for MJs. My girlfriend gave me a pair of matte cruzem's, they're dope. I haven't worn anything else since

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

He needs to embrace his status as a manlet

I will take any opportunity to post this:

You think Ralph needs help getting stuff from the top shelf?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s inflating his height and low-balling his weight. He barely clears his homies’ abs.

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Gunt should just embrace goblin mode