🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Sorry for shitting up the thread some hours ago, but I was struck with divine inspiration and needed to strike while the iron was hot. I present to you The Ballad of Ethan Ralph.
Gather round, stalker childs,
For in this night,
I’ll tell the ballad of Ethan Ralph,
The alcoholic pig full of wrath.

Forty years ago, in the land of Arkansas,
A little child was born, in a house full of rancour.
“Ethan Oliver Ralph be its name” said the papa,
Knowing not, the story of which he would be the author.
Great power there is, in a name,
For it may spell out your final fate.
But I’m going on ahead,
There is still much more to tell.

Most of his life was a waste,
Like all of those who like the Mark’s taste.
But on a fateful day,
He met his best lay.
This woman most fair, he married with haste,
And although she was many moons her junior.
She loved him with no motive ulterior.

In these days, Ralph felt himself King,
For being the host of the Boulder Stream,
Alongside the cancer man and fellow pig The Quartering.
The greatest day of his dubious career,
A level of success that he could never again achieve.

But the problems fast became unbearable,
For Ethan Ralph brought little to the table.
His Gunt was exposed for all to see,
His wife had left him behind,
And he soon found no taste in his life.

For some time he only streamed,
With alcohol in one hand and Xanax in the other,
Lamenting that he didn’t have a wife-mother.
“Why couldn’t I be less of a bother?”
Is what Ralph thought at every moment.

The pig could only distract himself with new hay,
And quickly found a new lay,
In his wife’s wayward friend.

Adrienne Blair was her name,
And for a while Ralph’s fave,
So he recorded it all in a tape,
And thus in a list he had to put his name.

Ralph did nothing more than whine.
But that didn’t last more than a while,
Because he soon found a child bride.

In the far reaches of California,
A land whose plenty could fill a cornucopia,
Ralph sought nothing more than a whore,
Which could keep him occupied with her holes.

In nights full of alcohol and pills,
The child bride and the Memphis micro a life conceived,
And despite of all their ills,
The baby she decided to keep.

A life of misery awaits the poor Guntling,
A father estranged, a mother struggling,
The Vickers clan with wroth boiling.
May the unfortunate waif be able to escape,
The set of circumstances in which he came.

Ethan Ralph, instead of being a father,
Sought ways in which he could fuck up his life farther.
And with particular speed,
Found himself a new steed.
He rustled a horse from an anime obsessed loon,
Who in his heartbreak became a troon.

Despite her best efforts,
The horse was not enough to hold Ralph’s affections,
So he travelled across the seas,
In search of new holes to fuck,
But he lost his purse in the streets,
Due to the attacks of a British fag.

With purse stolen and shirt bloodied,
He became rage embodied.
The Ethanol Liver everyday tasted the Mark,
And the horse was quickly tied to the barn,
With a ring to the hoof and a foal in the way.

Things that are quick to come are also quick to go,
Soon the mare ran away with the foal.
With two children but in this world all alone,
Ethan Ralph with celerity changed his goal.

So he spends the rest of his life south of the border,
Fighting his hardest to evade legal orders,
Just another degenerate gringo,
Throwing peanuts at mexican bimbos.

Ethan Oliver Ralph,
Ethanol Liver Ralph,
May you quit the drink at last,
But we all know that hope is long past.

Ethan Oliver Ralph,
Ethanol Liver Ralph,
In Xanax there is no peace to be found,
But we all know that to a coffin you are bound.
For around a week there have been calls to make a Kiwi Zine, and various creatives are writing and drawing related and unrelated shit to the forum just for fun. I wrote this as a fun little submission to add to our fellow kiwi's efforts. If you have anything you'd like to do, check out the thread.

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Now that it's been confirmed to be him here's Ralph's conversation in gunt chat from 2 days ago

Pic 4 is what Ralph posted on imgur
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Also requesting that the OG Ralph thread title be updated to include "Bryan Done" as an alias
 
Bryan Done dijo:
There has been no finding of fact, and IN FACT, there is no proof that any domestic violence took place. The recording made doesn't show any, although it isn't the best look. However, it would be inadmissible in court in the first place. It's against Mexican constitutional law and against most state laws as well.
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Did you end up visiting Rozy yet?
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church dijo:
Now that it's been confirmed to be him here's Ralph's conversation in gunt chat from 2 days ago

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Also requesting that the OG Ralph thread title be updated to include "Bryan Done" as an alias
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The other thing coming that he mentioned was probably Elaine's stupid legal request
 
Our AI sound artist clearly read Gunt Chat last night when I asked for a cover of “Whoop There It Is” called “Loop There It Is”. Thank you kind and mysterious friend.

 
Hillary Clinton's Ass dijo:
"Its no longer safe to use this site" - :diddler:

That's what trannies usually say, @Bryan Done

Are you still hiring that tranny prostitute?
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he also has said frequently that he doesn't feel safe in America either.

What is this big tough guy with jet-setting lifestyle money so afraid of?

He's willing to live in Colombia and join pedo groups that swat homes with kids but is afraid of America and KF?
 
Bryan Done dijo:
It's much more fun to point out reality to those so hellbent on denying it than it is to cringe post about Gunt.

You're one of the people who has been writing his obit for 4 years. It still hasn't happened. Wake me up when it does. He will likely outlast 90% or more of the cows on this site, as has been proven time and again. You are the one invested in Ralph, not me. I'm invested in idiots like yourself who actually help keep him afloat but don't even realize it.
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:story:
I KNEW IT
 
Braphamut dijo:
he also has said frequently that he doesn't feel safe in America either.
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If he’s really ‘tapering’ off xanax he’s probably having rebound anxiety, that happens when benzo addicts try to quit. The anxiety he’s been numbing with booze and xannies all this time is gonna come back worse than before. Also looking around at his current circumstances in the low-income section of a third world city without booze numbing his brain has got to be pretty depressing.
 
Braphamut dijo:
What is this big tough guy with jet-setting lifestyle money so afraid of?
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Getting locked up. @Bryan Done knows that in Messico he can bribe the cops or locals, he might have to suck some biker banana, but he's not getting locked up again. He is fucking terrified of going to jail. He will avoid it at all costs. I genuinely believe he'd kill himself if he got arrested an was facing more than a couple weeks. He'd call in any and every favor he could to make bail and then check out the view from the top of a bridge, tranny style.
 
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