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The little hustle waddle is perfect.
🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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I can’t remember where it’s from, but I remember seeing a character that was 100’s of rats shoved into a trench coat, it’s the best replication of the Ralphamale form I have seen. He’s just so lumpy and misshapen these days.
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It's probably for the best that they paid him directly in cash:Ralph flaunts a paycheck of $500 dollars for taking part in whatever the promo is.
- He's liable to lose is his phone, and therefore access to the money. Though flashing cash like that is wigger behavior and retarded, no matter where you are.
- Probably paid under the table. It's not like Ralph pays his taxes anyways, but it's just safer this way. Plus he'll be able to hid the income for the inevitable child support backpay battle.
- Getting the money up front is probably the smartest thing Ralph could do. Within this tier of content creation, one would assume the thing is a scam. Aka never get paid. Sure, Ralph made the ebullient decision to immediately start spending it by bar hopping in Nashville, but did anyone expect anything differently?
But lol if it's only $600. Maybe it's a half now half later situation. The dude missed nearly a full week of streaming for this, and he's commiting several days for whatever this is. With the conservative assumption of it taking place over 3 days, that's only $200 per day. There's probably a healthy amount of people on the forum who make $200 in 1-2 hours of work
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Preface: Everything in me doubts this is in any way a legitimate production.
Temporary or bit players tend to get paid daily or weekly to their work in many media formats. It’s possible the $600 represents 1 to a few days contribution from Ralph. Being that Baked is involved he’s likely pulled people aside and told them enough about Ralph for them to understand that they should pay him enough upfront to feel important but not enough to put him in a position to get obliterated and turn hostile / destructive.
Baked is an idiot but he’s not a fucking moron. I’m certain part of his job in this venture is handling Ralph.
Um...
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Look at the sheer bulk of this creature. He’s blowing UP.
the gut. the back hump. the bloated face. the skinny little legs to the point he has to hike his pants up or they’ll fall off.
It’s really quite impressive.
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it's a day rate for a shitty, small-time production. I think if you're an extra on a movie set you get paid about the same amount for the day.
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$600? Wow, that's almost a month's worth of child support for Xander! (Suffah, Rozy.)
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No, Baked is definitely a moron.
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The longer you look at it, the funnier it gets.
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“SAD! PATHETIC!” came from after Elijah Schaefer closed the door on him when he was trying to crash the Rekieta interview.
Don’t know where the child porn quote came from though.
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Obligatory post every time we get a nonstandard Ralph pic. Keep in mind this is what’s going on under all that
And the socks with those sandals and pants just tops is all off. He doesn’t even have shoes anymore. Just knock off crocs because he’s POOR
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What about the child porn came from a stream with persjp and gunt-her discussing KOPoz and his dad's charges for child pRonz. Ralph alleges king of poz was complicit
Secondly what two bit operation is paying cash??? Or did this literal albino negroid find one of those check cashing type places that take a cut of the check and hand you cash.......it wouldn't surprise me
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Given it's a round number, I'm assuming it was cash in hand. So yeah, real legit operation here. I'm sure the IRS would love to see this.
Edit to add: The more I think about it, the funnier it would be if this turned out to be some hit piece on gamergate, done what, 17 years after the fact? And they bring in just the worst dregs (who barely can game) to run a hit piece on something well after the fact. Ralph's too fat and stupid to notice.
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He went on his "business trip" wearing socks with two big holes. Normal people would throw away socks as soon as they have one hole, but for piggy these were part of his business outfit. He's wearing crocs on a night out, you wear these things to walk from your hotel room to the pool, and that's it.
Then he made $600 in a single week and thought he was Gordon Gekko. I know that it's a long running joke here that his brain is damaged and that he's riddled with mental illnesses, but at this point it's undeniably true.
Ladies and Guntlemen, may I present Ethan Oliver Ralph, business man, comedy writer, husband and father:
What a winner!
Edit: crocs + stick legs + intoxication = walk like a pig man
Bonus gunt flex
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The turkey neck and bulldog jowls are an incredible combination.
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Let's caption this image:
Grandpa just cashed his social security check and is headed across the street to the bar for some cheap beer, cigarettes and video poker; just another Christmas Eve in the Ralph household.
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Sex offender on the hunt.
Um...
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It’s just Ralph being so far removed from normal functioning society where people have expectations for others that Ralph can’t comprehend his own existence. It’s not wholely a poverty thing but Ralph is a failure of socialization as a person. I mean think about it. He was pulled from school for being bullied, raised on wrestlemania and watching soap operas with his mom, never forced to get a job, and spent his life just stuck on the Internet with no friends and the occasional hope that lets him hide the Memphis micro until his left for Mexico and further withdrew from normal society. He’s just a complete failure of a person only able to survive because of minor Internet success and it’s obvious whenever he’s in public with others which is becoming rarer and rarer these days.
That also explains his weird behaviors and constantly needs to own the alogs while his real life is a garbage dump fire around him. It’s all he’s has. And would explain his anxiety and Xanax addiction because he can’t function IRL because he’s never really been exposed to it.
That’s just Ralph without filters.
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The bigger issue is all the other costs. So far they covered the plane ticket but Ralph needs room, taxi, food, entertainment, ext. Somehow he needs to travel between Nashville and Memphis. By the time this is over he will have $0 or be in the hole.
EDIT: I do wonder why he isn't IRL streaming even small bits. If everyone else is streaming then he isn't staying hidden. Guesses could be he can't figure out how to set up power chat and TTS anymore. Another option is he is scared to stream without an anti-fat filter. Either way he is loosing money not capitalizing on streaming while intoxicated as that is his most profitable talent.