I'll have a recap at the end. If nobody posts I'll come back and edit this one.
Killstream TL;DW Recap
• Tardy and homosexual as per tradition. Only 15 minutes late. That’s pretty much early for Ralph! Open to Stranglehold. Gunt looking a little extra blotchy tonight. Intro music until 10 PM though.
• Said he’s gonna do some “writing” at the hospital. I wonder who is getting a hit piece this time. He then tells a totally real story about how he met a true and honest fan at the hospital. Call out to daddy gym. Come back daddy gym!
• “I don’t fuck with wildsmile. Me and him don’t get along.”
• Rackets is on! I wonder if he’ll give us advise on how best to let other men fuck our wives? He goes on to tell us about how he’s been streaming a lot covering putting trump in a fruit and congress being retarded.
• Rackets goes into talk about how congress shouldn’t be able to make policy on the stonk market. AOC bad. He makes a joke about AOC fucking horses. He then gives us a play by play of his slap on the wrist on Youtube streaming shit from the pubic hearing.
• Ralph goes in to say it hurts Rackets’ brand for spam and deceptive practices since so many people call him a shameless grifter. Gator comes in just in time with a piss warm take. Rackets is getting a little butthurt on the interwebs going over everything.
• Bibble comes in with some truth bombs. Rakets makes a little joke about it all being true and he was hustling pubic hair for 3 bucks a pop. They then go into some political shit. Ralph looks bored. Ralph clicking around while Rackets is talking about the Supreme Court.
• Ralph goes in to take a jab at the left. They talk about a few more “leftoids bad hurr durr” articles.
• Bibble rationalized that if you don’t have anything to hide, you should have not problem handing over your tax returns, hand over your feet pics, and spread your butthole.
• Someone super potions or whatever to ask when he’s doing another E-whore stream. Rakets makes his leave.
• They go into the CPAC shit. Gator says he PERSONALLY cencored the clip that was played. Biden dropped gamer words. Biden is the first gamer president. Playing vidya while Texas froze, now dropping n words.
• Bibble wants to see Biden play Amogus with kids. They go in about how Biden gets a free pass but Trump “they had to make shit up” about him.
• Ralph shills his zoosadism group. Bibble devolves into Kenny Jones “Get this Twending on Twitter.”
• They go in to talk about the guy who got yeeted by CPAC. I guess Yung Pharoh is gonna be on the show soon. He got banned / asked to leave / removed from the speakers list for being a Black Israelite
• Ralph goes on to say how his show is so fair and balanced having people from across the political spectrum. A “legacy of excellence” if you will. wow
• He then goes to say Yung Pharoh ‘er whoever “Has some points”. Oi vey, Ralph!
• “It was six degrees of seperationship” Ralph going back to talk about the random fan he met.
• He goes to talk about how much money Metokur was making and you can see the seethe and jealousy on his face and hear it in his voice. Gator gives us a piss warm take about the WSJ hitpiece being only to fuck with their cash flow. “we were about to hit that next level shit and they were terrified”
• The fan he “met” said he wished he could do what Ralph does. If he only knew. Gator gives a shoutout to the “boomer”
• Ralph shills his hats. Ralph trying to be new Metocuck. Ralph thinks the hat is the best piece of merch he sold. $30 a hat. Gator goes into his best Jimbo impression. These are quality hats made by adults in a slave facotry I guess.
• Fuck there’s still another hour and a half. Shoot me now.
• More Kang banished from CPAC. Bibble says he only got in shit for talking shit about the longnose tribe. Gator gives us a piss-warm take. Gator oh so wants to be the next metokur.
• Ralph thinks its gonna be epic. He even adknowledged that it might “burn his channel down”. Bibble reminds of Waco Wednesday. Bibble says come hell or high water he will be on that stream.
• Ralph threatens to whip out his 35mm dick and piss on CPAC.
• Ralph mentioned the 600$ donation from godwinson in the middle of a “huge scandal”. Ralph says he got the money cashed out. “Maybe he had to make that donation to be taken seriously for a coming venture.” Bibble wants on the RV. Ralph says yes.
• Killstream RV?! I fucking hope so!
• Ralph goes in to talk about BAT dropping after people cashing out. Bibble goes into some boxing or UFC shit.
• Gator brings up that Keemstar retweeted the Biden gamer word tweet; then goes into a little tangent. Ralph swears keem got it from the killstream... Yeah, sure buddy.
• Ralph goes on to say he tries to keep his work schedule as to not wallow and feel down. Ralph half admits he’d rather get little nigger potions and asspats than spend time with his dying mother.
• They read our friend’s superdoot. Ralph even deduces that there must be some sort of beef with randbot.
• They do smash or pass on El Chapo’s wife. She got scooped today at a VA air port. Ralph votes smash as does the board. Ralph says she must have that Michelin man grip and the rest of his crayon crew thinks its a little weird.
• Randbot staggers in. He clears up the law. Rand tries to make a little quip and gator gives us yet another take as warm as 3 hour old McDonalds.
• Rand leaves as quickly as he comes.
• They go into some article about the ADL thinking SNL is crossing the line with jew jokes.
• More capital riot shit. More “domestic terrorism” yadda yadda... Guy umms and ahhs more than Andy. Gator goes into a 3 year old joke about Ross.
• Hate crime news. Black on Asian hate crimes. Joggers killing Asians is somehow Trump’s fault.
• Superchatter asks about his thoughts on AFPAC. Gunt regrets that he can’t go because of his sick mom. I wonder if the groyper camp is salty he’s not going. I should hope they understand but I wouldn’t put it past them sperging. Ralph says he might do some commentary on the AFPAC stuff if they stream it live.
• Bibble shills his cat project with Tardski. No tardski tonight though.
• Ending early, thank fuck! He shills his merch and Gator chimes in giving his best gymbo impression... Holy ol’ fuck stop milking it and just play that shitty outro song.
• Gator shills his shit nobody cares about like an auctioneer and Ralph shills his pateron content.
• Cue the sunset song and gunt signs off.
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