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Fucking your fans is one of the only ways to meet people when you do a show for two hours a day.

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Wait, so he isn't alt-right? Next thing he'll be saying he's not a red-blooded, huite, ralphamale, but some sort of crypto, deepwater mexijew like his mensch dax.
 
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Wait, so he isn't alt-right? Next thing he'll be saying he's not a red-blooded, huite, ralphamale, but some sort of crypto, deepwater mexijew like his mensch dax.
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He said they could call him alt right, 'that's fair', and is surprised when he's labeled alt right. If you tell journos it's ok to call you something - even if you say you aren't that thing - they will. Big brained move there.
 
RichardRApe dijo:
Can someone explain this joke to me? lmao I feel like Gator not getting it but who the fuck is the coomunist?
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It's Dick Masterson's new twitter. They have each other's back over the degeneracy and underage or questionable age stuff. At this point, Null is not wrong. They should just fuck and get it over with. A gunt/Juju sex tape is imminent.
 
RichardRApe dijo:
Can someone explain this joke to me? lmao I feel like Gator not getting it but who the fuck is the coomunist?
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Either some random, or possibly Dick's newest twitter handle; but I could be wrong.
*Edit: High Tea ninja'd me. I guess Coomunist is Dax

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People in his twitter repliers literally calling for insurrection. I'd love to see the guntstapo in the trenches. I bet all that extra bodyfat crisps up real nice once they start dropping Willy Pete on the migatards.
 
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High Tea dijo:
It's Dick Masterson's new twitter.
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And it all makes sense, thanks buddy!
PhoBingas dijo:
Either some random, or possibly Dick's newest twitter handle; but I could be wrong.
*Edit: High Tea ninja'd me. I guess Coomunist is Dax
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I'm glad I'm not the only one not in the know of a drug addicted life failure's latest twitter account. Simp Molestyourson is actually boring to me, his meme he posted is of low class and gay. I thought this was some weirdo furry fan that made it.
 
Ralph will never understand the IRL parallel. Let's say im in a band we do a show at a bar and there's a lady there that is impressed. We talk after the show, have a few drinks and smash. Compare that to:
Twitter DM from underage girl: Hi ummm... I really like your ....show I guess.... 'n stuff(?)
Ralph: LET ME KNOW YOU TURN 18 SO WE CAN FUUUUUUUUCK. ALOGS BTFO! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????
 
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Might have the night off if he can't sort his shit out. It would be nice to know what time he'd be starting the stream tomorrow. It would have to be a silent snipe as it will probably be when I'm in my wagie-cage.
 
 
Ethan is very mad that Josh drew attention to his utter failure to provide any IRL content during the protests:

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What Josh actually said was that May provided no footage of the rally, which is a true statement - she never appeared on video at any point during the entire stream for even a single frame, in stark contrast to what was billed leading up to the event. All she did was make a brief phone call with poor audio at the very beginning and then provide a post-event debrief hours later once she returned to Ethan's location. There is, indeed, no way to verify what she was doing or where she was during the events except by hearsay, and trying to characterize this as "on-the-ground reporting" is preposterous. Even if technology issues contributed to May failing to appear on camera doing IRL as promised, it's still an administrative failure on Ethan's part for neglecting to perform adequate tests well in advance of such a major event.

Baked Alaska and Loulz had no problem streaming video from the protests, either.

EDIT: Now he's pivoted to coping over how it's ackshually a good thing that he's legally barred from leaving the state:

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Uh, and didn't MATI pull in like 1900 viewers?

Unrelated but the next Blood Moon is in May of this year. When's Xander expected to be born?
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TriggerMeElmo dijo:
Uh, and didn't MATI pull in like 1900 viewers?

Unrelated but the next Blood Moon is in May of this year. When's Xander expected to be born?
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Yes, and the last stream’s vod already has about 5 times his botted viewership at the single most ackward time for most people to watch it. Seethe fat boy.
 
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