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I wonder what's got piggy so spooked. I thought he was fine with perverted terrorists as long as they terrorize Josh too. Is the hammer finally falling on him and his minions?
My bet is his master plan is if he has the big C, he is going to come back to the USA to leach off the US medical system.
Mexico healthcare is cash upfront. Last i checked he couldn't even get the CT scan.
 
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Considering how little he cares about his daughter, its safe to say that he didn't want her born.
If Ralph didn't think that from the start, he absolutely did once he discovered she was a girl .
I think that public revelation would destroy what little sympathy anyone has for him since they'd realize he's just a subhuman.
I mean, it'd be absolutely lunacy if someone required that when it's all but obvious from everything else. How can anyone look through all the historical context and believe Ralph ever cared about either kid, but especially his daughter?
(I'm still amazed he never killed anyone while he still had access to a car)
TBF, da Ralphamale has killed before. There was an incident at an Arby's...
If there's one saving grace about all this, it's knowing much further irrelevant Ralph will go. You thought he was before? Just imagine if there's no place for people to congregate and laugh at him.
 
>>Metokur laughing at Josh!
>>Josh begging PPP and Metokur for help!
>>KF down 4ever!

only in your dreams, lil piglet.l
God, I'd say it's unbelievable that Ralph is STILL hollerin' "Well Metokur doesn't lahk yeww Josh Moom!!!", but it'd be a lie. Ralph's reliance on the authority of daddeh figures to holler is the type of shit that makes me want to cyber bully him IRL. God forbid KF dies, or else I might have to IRL bully him in IRL to get my fix.
 
Ralph needs the forum to exist. He only wants it to shut down so he can have a W over that broke dick Josh Moon.

Without the forum and the a-lawgs he has only himself to blame for his situation. Why else would he be stuck in his Mexican tin shack? Couldn't be his fault surely?
 
Well, I'm not a morbidly obese alcoholic junkie sex offender that can't see his children or return to the country his daddy gave him, so I'm not particularly worried, @theralph.
 
Ralph needs the forum to exist. He only wants it to shut down so he can have a W over that broke dick Josh Moon.

Without the forum and the a-lawgs he has only himself to blame for his situation. Why else would he be stuck in his Mexican tin shack? Couldn't be his fault surely?
Ralph would very likely become very lonely without this site to visit. It helps him to validate his existence.
 
There's zero evidence Ralph has ever been swatted as he claims here. The truth is really a foreign concept to him.
Not victim, perp. The only thing Gun is a victim of is his own laziness and stupidity. He's still the perpetrator even in that case.
 
Sandy Eggo!

Let's be real, Ralph's too stupid to figure out TOR.
It'll never cease to amaze me that the same dude who can barely work an overlay (having links to shit he hasn't touched in years and constantly fucking up the title), somehow managed to:

#1) Install multiple keyloggers on multiple different devices

#2) Block KF from his home router/modem, at least when Faith visited

Granted, neither are particularly difficult to accomplish, but Ralph is a fucking moron when it comes to anything remotely technical. (And anything in general.) I have to imagine Gaytor was effectively an accomplice back before the Gaymor Gaytor picked Jim over Ralph, and walked Ralph through doing that shit. #2 is less nefarious, but #1 is legit creepy shit that apparently neither of them had any qualms doing.
 
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Setting that bar pretty low there piggy
Oh no, not another poem.

Probably a touching ode to Scarlett. Something like-

You once was a looker, now you're a hooker.
You're an abomination, your parents regret having you. They say when we raised her she was taught to keep her butt free of the poo.
Scarlett, you're a snitch, a phoney and a liar. If you get one more negative escort poopy-butt review you won't even have a buyer.
Then the pig monster came into your life Delaney. And being so stupid he's got you thinkin' you be brainey.

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