🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Do you think he puts white zinc paste on the gunt or will any high spf sunscreen work?
Mercifully he keeps the gunt covered by clothing lest he violate the Geneva Convention and kick off a hot war between Mexico and the United States.

I say we tell them if they don’t come collect their imivaders we will keep sending gunts until they comply.

“It’s like the Trump administration isn’t even tryin’!” :diddler:
 
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Ralph's been a flagging
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Don't know what phone he's using to take his selfies and videos but its high definition-lens is giving us an unforgivingly thorough look at every discolored splotch and patch of rosacea on his face. Look at that fucking forehead.

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Some of these marks can be written off as alcoholism-induced acne, but several look more like premature hyperpigmentation (liver spots) because they aren't red - just darker than the surrounding skin. Literally rotting in real time.
 
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Grandpa on da beach all fat and sweaty and covered up in a big black shirt (told you he’d do that) thinking he’s OWNING da haters and JIM too
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check out the lady at bottom right staring at the gringo and his selfie stick
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wondering wtf??
Props to her. Comfortable enough with herself to wear a bikini at the beach. Meanwhile the gunt wouldn't dare to go shirtless at the beach.
 
Don't know what phone he's using to take his selfies and videos but its high definition-lens is giving us an unforgivingly thorough look at every discolored splotch and patch of rosacea on his face. Look at that fucking forehead.

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There are some of the usual rashes that are to be expected from alcoholics, but other splotches look more like premature hyperpigmentation (liver spots) than acne because they aren't red, just darker than the surrounding skin.
That greasy sweat-soaked bit of gray hair sticking out from under his lil baseball cap isn’t helping.
 
As you can tell by Ethans deep, exotic tan he frequents the beach why almost every day and with his wealth is a welcome guest at the beach huts where he sips Pina Coladas hourly, wasting away. Every beach goer as you can see in the image wears BLACK to a hot beach, oh wait, Ethan is the only person with a shirt on...how interesting!!
 
I tuned into his show late the other day while he was talking to guntchat, he genuinely thinks we're trying to get him deplatformed and sent to prison. That couldn't be further from the truth.
Ralph literally said verbatim he wants Null deplatformed and in prison like two days ago on his stream. It's just him projecting his own revenge fantasy onto his enemies.
 
Current conditions in the Greatest Place On Earth:
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92 degrees. Feels like 107. Air quality: POOR

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Dewpoint 77 degrees. That’s INSANE levels of humidity.
Feels like 100 degrees in the shade. 106 degrees in the sun.
lol
 
he blew his brains out while his entire family was home right? His kid found him dead
That's certainly something Gunt doesn't have to worry about.

he genuinely thinks we're trying to get him deplatformed and sent to prison
The demented animetroon, Haru, who was caught with his pants down running gayops with Mr. Vickers during the chudbuds leak said his ultimate goal is precisely that.
 
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That's certainly something Gunt doesn't have to worry about.


The demented animetroon, Haru, who was caught with his pants down running gayops with Mr. Vickers during the chudbuds leak said his ultimate goal is precisely that.
This might be hard for you to comprehend but Haru is not KiwiFarms. We like laughing at Ralph's stupidity, would deplatforming him enhance that or inhibit it?
 
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