This is why he has two threads.
Two threads??? He's got a dedicated subforum dedicated to him. It's hilarious how his OG thread was somewhat favorable to him, at times, before The Simpiracy and ensuing Corn Harvest.
He has a completely fucked up idea of how relationships work where he can be human garbage to someone, but if they disengage or leave they’re disloyal.
It applies to all flavors of relationship too. Romantic, friendship, casual, etc. The second someone does something that Ralph perceives as disparaging to him, they immediately become snakes or blood enemies. There's no middle ground with him. You make a passing remark about him being retarded in a light-hearted manner and the result is a barrage of hollerin' of all varieties. Xitter hollerin'. DM hollerin'. Stream hollerin'.
Where most people would either ignore it or respond at a 2/10, Ralph unleashes all the piggly rage he can muster. It's a real wonder how Ralph ain't got no friends. No girlfriend/wife. No e-daddy. Just him and whoever can offer up their bananas.
It seems almost all Lolcows lack the ability for introspection they have a very difficult time acknowledging their part in anything, it’s all so tiring.
That's the crazy thing. I think he does acknowledge it at some level, but isn't emotionally mature enough to cope with it in a mature manner. Whereas his coping skills are utterly destructive. Instead of reflecting on something, making a change and/or moving past it, he isolates himself within his sanctuary and downs all the pills/booze he can get his grubby paws on.
That way he never has to confront his vast, numerous failures. Hiding in the shack and pounding the booze/pills help him get the no-no thoughts out of his mind during the short-term, until time passes and the no-no thoughts fade without ever truly reflecting on them. Once enough time passes and whatever retarded thing moves from recent memory to distant memory, he ventures back into the world, does something retarded, blames the alogs, and then repeats the cycle all over again.
The crazy part is Ralph would legit be a millionaire right now if he wasn't an alcoholic and drug addict with the push he had at the time he had, especially if he stayed the host instead of narcissistically pushing himself to the front. When he got out of jail and was watching the Baked Alaska stream where Mister Metokur tore him apart in front of that chick Sammi he was a changed man, married, ready to start life and he blew up.
The KEELSTREAM is a fundamentally different show than it was 6 or 7 years ago, such that it's ridiculous he still calls it that. Ya know, because it was about IBS. I know
why he does (He has to coast off whatever brand is left), but IBS is long dead. The panel is dead. Instead of Ralph soaking in his fantasy of e-bullying retards while da sektur tuned in, it's now just him watching CNN silently for 8 hours with the occasional, literal who, guest. Hell, Ralph getting plastered out of his mind and turning purple is more in line with how the KEELSTREAM was instead of whatever the fuck it is now.
He still has that winning formula in his back pocket. Stupid simple. Planned show, three nights a week, with specific topics, rotating panel with cohosts, and open lines. He'll have to eat shit for six months, but it's money.
He's just lazy and fucking retarded, he's physically incapable of succeeding and pulling up the nose of the airplane he's crashing into the sea.
Even if Ralph did a 180 and somehow managed to no longer face the precipice of death, I think he's burned far too many bridges. Yeah, I'm sure the likes Rand or the GaymerGator would waddle back, but neither are particularly great at drawing interest. They're skills are moreso along the lines of "keeping the ship afloat". Whiles there's definitely a useful role for that, Ralph would need a new spark to convince people the content is worth tuning in for.
