🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nate Higgers]

BREAKING RALPH UPDATE: Ralph is still reading kiwi farms on his phone while in bed:

His best friend/current target of his guntffections, Elaine, defends posting revenge porn when it’s “people she hates/doesnt like”.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

"This is street shit" says the man who only acts tough behind his computer screen.

I think Ralph is mad at Aaron for making him embarrass himself repeatedly. I know he copes with this "uh I was just pretending to be a faggot" stuff, but not even his ball washers bought that one.

Otherwise this beef doesn't make any sense, yeah he's pals with Crackets and is going to side with him - but he seems to be completely overtaken by him getting charged.

Now apparently "Kiwifarms" is defending revenge porn. When most of what I have seen is people saying Aaron looks guilty of the misdemeanor, and barring issues like Geno refusing to take the stand I think he's fucked and deserves it for committing a crime on a Livestream... Which is exactly the way Ralph disseminated revenge porn against Faith!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Isn't the real "Ralphacurse" having to live as a morbidly obese drug addict with a micro penis?

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[You're MDNWU]

Is this just the re-telling of Ralph's life through Aaron or something?

 

[30+GameOvers]

BREAKING RALPH UPDATE: Ralph is still reading kiwi farms on his phone while in bed:

He is a middle aged woman stuck in a xanax addicted pig's body, so it checks out. Of course he loves gossip and wants to have the last word, shame nobody cares what he has to say. A real man(which he is not) would sign on and talk shit in his own thread here instead of passively agressively tweeting like his old mexican manchild love interest.

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I wouldn't joke about that if I were you. At this stage, even Elmo or the Cookie Monster could beat his ass and steal his man-purse. Might give him nightmares or new phobias to think about, people coming up to him on the street to serve him legal papers or asking what his name is must be bad enough!

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I think Dax is savvy enough to know that letting Ralph on the show would be a limited run that will be an absolute nuclear disaster

I think Dax is trying to force a break up. He hasn't got the courage to tell Ralph 'no' outright, so he's trying to set Ralph off thus creating a plausible scenario in which Dax can cut ties.

You know, like when 10th graders want to break up with their girlfriend.

Ninjad by @Um... Dammit Jiml

because you are a simpleton and cannot read inbetween the lines properly.

I don't think his pulled up googly eyes are even aware that the lines exist.

He did the only thing a broke ass nigga like him could do with it

Except live in it, rent free on the land his daddy gave him. Guaranteed it's better that a tin shack in Mehiko.

ETA Did he 'lose' his passport or has it been taken for being behind on child support?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Except live in it, rent free on the land his daddy gave him. Guaranteed it's better that a tin shack in Mehiko.

I'm pretty sure it's not livable inside. Isn't that the house Ronnie melted into the couch in?

 

[FiveStarAce]

"This is street shit" says the man who only acts tough behind his computer screen.

"This is street shit" says the man who's lawyer is also the plumber.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Can't wait to read the story he broke on his journalism website, Theralphretort.com

 

[Die For Me!]

I'm pretty sure it's not livable inside. Isn't that the house Ronnie melted into the couch in?

Looks fine to me, I don't see what the problem is. Ronnie even left a TV for watching CNN and a wheel chair for Ralphs shattered hip

 

[Elmo]

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Looks fine to me, I don't see what the problem is. Ronnie even left a TV for watching CNN and a wheel chair for Ralphs shattered hip

And plenty of Budweiser!

 

[not william stenchever]

Ralph can’t even play video games! He tried playing Civ V last year and he royally fucked up within like 5 turns or something. He sent his settler in to combat/attack instead of, you know, settling a civilization.

"WHO DO YOU THINK AH AM, BISH? DO YOU THINK I WOULD STOOP TO LEADING A CIVILIZATION THROUGH THE AGES? THAT'S BASICALLY RAISING ANOTHER MAN'S CHILDREN. COULDN'T BE ME"

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Yeah, I remember the last time Ralph got involved in "street shit". Gorilla Dan left him sitting in the middle of the sidewalk looking like the world's biggest baby impotently flipping the bird. And the time before that when he got his skull nearly caved in and his murse stolen. Or the time before that when he got his ass beat by a bunch of autistic freaks.

Maybe "street shit" just isn't for you Ralph.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Ralph: "I have been, by far, the most accurate on the Rekieta & Imholte situation."
Also Ralph: "I am not Ethan Ralph."

Never change, Gunt.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Speaking of sad, look at this depressing little cubicle he spends half his waking hours sitting in.
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It looks tiny. He’s been there how long now, a year? Still not a stitch of decorations, furnishings, nada. Just bare blank walls and a green screen. It looks dirtier now than it did back when he first showed it, that’s the only difference.
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Also he looks closer to 60 than 40.

Gunt down bad. What happened to all the cheap souvenirs, tourist stickers and flags he used to have pinned up all over. The bowling trophy!? Photos of his sweetheart? For years he made taping that cheap tat up immediately when he moved to a “new studio”.

I’d almost bet he’s stopped wiping his ass or emptying his piss bottles too.

 

[3MMA]

Maybe "street shit" just isn't for you Ralph.

Has he met Jackie Singh? That could be the type of street shit da Gunt’s talkin’ bout.

the real "Ralphacurse"

C U R S E
RAL-PHA-MA-LE

B E W A R E

Good luck shuffle never burned nobody​

 

[MercuryDrinker]

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Looks fine to me, I don't see what the problem is. Ronnie even left a TV for watching CNN and a wheel chair for Ralphs shattered hip

I don't know how this house can look so messy. I know they probably trashed around some things when they got Ronnie's body out but that doesn't explain the extent of the chaos inside. Like how do you explain the couch in the first pic?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ralph can’t even play video games! He tried playing Civ V last year and he royally fucked up within like 5 turns or something. He sent his settler in to combat/attack instead of, you know, settling a civilization.

It was the first turn. It was unbelievable.

 

[bile demon]

Given how DSP seems to has cosmic level luck and protection, Ralph probably won't even get any kind of W against him.

Just you wait, when DSP's hometown team loses in niggerball, the Ralphamale will have the last laugh.