🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

  • Yes

  • No

Los resultados solo se pueden ver después de votar.
Destacado
Mr E. Grifter dijo:
I don't know - I lack whatever compulsion Ralph has to share every uninteresting aspect of his life on social media, but even when I have been drunk out of my mind I don't think I have ever sent something in private that was that incomprehensible. If I have, it was probably well over a decade ago at this point.

It's impressive how much of a state he gets himself into, was he not saying recently that he is no longer capable of having just one, or even a couple of drinks, and effectively just gets blasted whenever he drinks? I don't imagine getting sober is easy at the best of times, but imagine doing it isolated in Mexico when all your "friends" are just online degenerates, and all your family hates you. He's so fucked.
Presiona para expandir...
If you were Shanaynay McPiggytits (nee Ethan Oliver Ralph who forsook the name his daddy done gib him last week when he denied who,he was to some rando on the street) would you want to be alone with the other people in your head?

to paraphrase Dina from Superstore when the store’s manager Glenn said “What would you do if you were me”, oh, Shanaynay, if I were you I would’ve yeeted myself a long time ago.

not william stenchever dijo:
Portugo, please.
Presiona para expandir...
wasn’t it Portugal 2 where not only did SMP get his ass kicked for no money, but he was the one who escalated things from Cog & Dan watching him from afar to getting his ass (and a lot of the rest of him) soundly kicked?
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! dijo:
If you were Shanaynay McPiggytits (nee Ethan Oliver Ralph who forsook the name his daddy done gib him last week when he denied who,he was to some rando on the street) would you want to be alone with the other people in your head?

to paraphrase Dina from Superstore when the store’s manager Glenn said “What would you do if you were me”, oh, Shanaynay, if I were you I would’ve yeeted myself a long time ago.


wasn’t it Portugal 2 where not only did SMP get his ass kicked for no money, but he was the one who escalated things from Cog & Dan watching him from afar to getting his ass (and a lot of the rest of him) soundly kicked?
Presiona para expandir...
Sorry man, but that shanaynay bit won't stick when we already have a short and sweet names like "Gunt", "pig" or "rapist"
 
Vibralldo dijo:
Did he forget he doxed then threatened to ruin gator's life by physically putting posters all around the town he lives in declaring him a neo nazi, does he not think it's a big deal, is he a retard, or has the alcohol and drug brain rot made him forget the last 4 years?
Presiona para expandir...
Yes. In common with R.G. Greer, once he moves on, everyone else should too.

Rage Pig dijo:
I hope Horse leaves him penniless pesoless after divorce.
Presiona para expandir...
 
Must be bit depressing to realize that all those people from GG era now hate you, Ralph.
But then again, surely it was their fault, the snakes that they all are.
 
Vibralldo dijo:
Did he forget he doxed then threatened to ruin gator's life by physically putting posters all around the town he lives in declaring him a neo nazi, does he not think it's a big deal, is he a retard, or has the alcohol and drug brain rot made him forget the last 4 years?
Presiona para expandir...
yes.
FiveStarAce dijo:
Sorry man, but that shanaynay bit won't stick when we already have a short and sweet names like "Gunt", "pig" or "rapist"
Presiona para expandir...
those are pet names. I like using his given name. Or his initials which are great because his initials look like “simp’’
 
Mr E. Grifter dijo:
I always forget he got married to Nora, a teenager he met on the internet and decided to marry based on those interactions.

He's always been a pathetic teenage girl at heart, what normal man would even consider pulling some shit like that?
Presiona para expandir...
He takes what he can get, which has never been a lot and is now nothing. And he deserves even less. It's a miracle that a disgusting pig-goblin like Ralph has ever even found a woman to tolerate him for more than a second. If he didn't have fleeting relevancy online he would be an incel. He has nothing to offer to a woman, he is ugly and short with a shit personality so clout and money was the only thing that got him some bottom of the barrel young or mentally ill women to orbit him. He now does not have even that. He is now ugly, short with a shit personality and also poor (and bald).

His tweets about how cheating on your pregnant wife is totally based just show that he has never appreciated what he had and is still completely delusional about his options. Three women entered his life with whom he could have, theoretically, built a life together, raised kids and died happy in his sleep next to. He fucked it up every single time and he still thinks the next one will just come along (spoiler: she won't). It doesn't look like he is ever going to reach a point where he realizes that he's had his chances, despite the odds and he BLEW IT. He is not going to get another chance. He is going to die alone and that's what he deserves.

:)
 
Lidl Drip dijo:
And he wonders why he's on to ex wife #2.
Presiona para expandir...
Let me paint you a picture: There were leaked chatlogs with gator in from when Ralph had a pornstar on his show. In the Logs he went over how after the Interview he paid to fuck her infront of Meigh, who was pregnant at that time and bragged about cumming on her face "like in the mooooovies".

Now imagine the absolute, bottomless misery everyone involved in this must have felt, except for Ralph. For him it was the best day of his life. This is why, although cow tipping is usually cringe, i persinally find it funny as fuck whenever Ralph gets beaten up. I couldn't imagine a more filthy being if i tried.
 
FiveStarAce dijo:
Let me paint you a picture: There were leaked chatlogs with gator in from when Ralph had a pornstar on his show. In the Logs he went over how after the Interview he paid to fuck her infront of Meigh, who was pregnant at that time and bragged about cumming on her face "like in the mooooovies".

Now imagine the absolute, bottomless misery everyone involved in this must have felt, except for Ralph. For him it was the best day of his life. This is why, although cow tipping is usually cringe, i persinally find it funny as fuck whenever Ralph gets beaten up. I couldn't imagine a more filthy being if i tried.
Presiona para expandir...
He even acknowledges that Meigh agreeing to this shit was self-harm for her. He knew this and he never cared.

Screenshot_20240826-183612~2.png

That's why all his long cryposting about "Why did you leave me when you promised me you'd always be there for me?! Abloo abloo!" is so fucking vile. He enjoyed abusing her at every chance he got, her misery brought him joy, it made him feel powerful that he could do whatever he want to her and treat her worse than trash. All while she was pregnant and raising his child. Never hearing from her or Rozy again is the least he deserves.
 
FiveStarAce dijo:
Let me paint you a picture: There were leaked chatlogs with gator in from when Ralph had a pornstar on his show. In the Logs he went over how after the Interview he paid to fuck her infront of Meigh, who was pregnant at that time and bragged about cumming on her face "like in the mooooovies".

Now imagine the absolute, bottomless misery everyone involved in this must have felt, except for Ralph. For him it was the best day of his life. This is why, although cow tipping is usually cringe, i persinally find it funny as fuck whenever Ralph gets beaten up. I couldn't imagine a more filthy being if i tried.
Presiona para expandir...
Ralph is also a big internet tough guy. He constantly talks about how he could beat someone's ass here or scare somebody there. In fact I'd say he does it more than Tonka did back in the day. Cog and Dan going to Portugal to fuck with Ralph was a dumb idea, but at the end of the day it was Ralph that decided to attempt to slap Cog because he probably figured Cog would back down. Problem was Dan was just ready to beat his ass because he said stuff about his wife or something. If there is anyone you can justify laughing at for getting his ass beat, it's Ralph.

The best fight he ever had was with Riley, who is a weird LA version of Ralph. Even in that fight the only hit he was able to get off was a sucker punch while Riley was trying to give him back his phone. I seem to remember the Gaydor Gaymer was still Ralph's personal bitch at the time and made a flattering meme for his master afterward.
 
Lidl Drip dijo:
He is now ugly, short with a shit personality and also poor (and bald).
Presiona para expandir...
Don’t forget fat. Despite the fake edited selfies he posts (like the insecure teenage girl he is,) he is irl, still FAT. Likewise, without the b&w filter he’s taken to using, irl he looks like a bloated 50+-year old chronic alcoholic.
67188382-95CC-42C9-8B85-A658139BAD44.jpeg 88DF5DCD-6A80-4121-9F43-F60A33F2D861.jpeg
all red-faced, greasy and broken-out. Plus he reeks of BO, cheap cologne and bad breath, according to multiple sources. (eta: also dandruff-covered.) No wonder Nick the rail king sent him packing right after the hearing.

Lidl Drip dijo:
He is not going to get another chance. He is going to die alone and that's what he deserves.
Presiona para expandir...
But in his alcohol and xanny pickled brain he’s certain that his Big Comeback is coming any day now.
 
Última edición:
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard dijo:
Rozy is in for such a rough one. Imagine your friends finding pages and pages of documentation of your dad being a pilled out retard and your mom getting fucked in the ass raw with no condom on.
Presiona para expandir...
You can equally apply that to Xander but instead it was a thumb. And there's video ebidance.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard dijo:
Rozy is in for such a rough one. Imagine your friends finding pages and pages of documentation of your dad being a pilled out retard and your mom getting fucked in the ass raw with no condom on.
Presiona para expandir...
Meigh will change her name and even if Ralph manages to prevent this, she can just wait until he dies (which will likely be in the next 5 years) and then just never tell her about him.
 
Destacado
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo