🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

Turns out that Ethan Ralph is the greatest person on earth, according to Ethan Ralph.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Awwww yeahhhh, that pure copium, mmmm that's the good stuff, keep squealin piggy, everybody's gonna believe you any minute now

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

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That is even more womanly than his faggot ass wardrobe posts. Pure feminine "you go gurl" vibes. How long before this bitch has a "live, laugh, love" plaque beh8nd him on stream?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's such a woman.

Ralph, your "personal and professional beefs" are manufactured entirely by you. The call is coming from inside the house, buddy.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

"I'm the strongest person I know"
Not saying much, as Ralph has only had contact with Plumber Lawyer, Torta Man and his pretend hooker girlfriend in the last year lol

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph says Xander doesn't have a choice, it's mandated Xander has to visit him in Mexico. Re-posting the main Tweet for context:

 

[polar bear]

I'm always kinda shocked at how he pretends his daughter doesn't exist. Like as if it was just some xannie dream, it never actually happened.

 

[Braphamut]

"I'm the strongest person I know"

- Strongest smelling person

This little turd has been marinating in his piss sauna cinder block for months. The last time he even thought about cleaning up was when he thought he might get Deni over (pretty sure this is the only reason he had toilet lawyer climb up on his roof, The Gunt himself has no need for plumbing, clearly. Willing to bet part of the argument they had was over her wanting to meet at a neutral and pleasing venue when he already had a rented rock for them to crawl under.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

How do supervised visits happen in a foreign country?

I'm always kinda shocked at how he pretends his daughter doesn't exist. Like as if it was just some xannie dream, it never actually happened.

I'm pretty sure she's covered under the same DVRO restrictions as May.

 

[polar bear]

I'm pretty sure she's covered under the same DVRO restrictions as May.

So he can't even mention her by name? Can't say he wants to see her or anything like that? Dang. How is Ralph such a fuckup

 

[ddlloo]

He's only talking about the visitations being mandatory as per the court, not that the kid has to go to fucking mexico.

 

[Rage Pig]

I'm always kinda shocked at how he pretends his daughter doesn't exist. Like as if it was just some xannie dream, it never actually happened.

He did mention his daughter, but only indirectly, in his usual overly faggotry bpd style.

 

[Sphere]

Why does Ralph get visitation / have to pay child support when he paper aborted his son?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He did mention his daughter, but only indirectly, in his usual overly faggotry bpd style.
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"at a time of my choosing" lmfao man is aping the "time and place of our choosing" bit the iranians and houthis do all the time

 

[Braphamut]

"at a time of my choosing" lmfao man is aping the "time and place of our choosing" bit the iranians and houthis do all the time

Comes off more like young Chris Chan when people were feeding him fake doxes. Ralph is so dumb and coom/drug brained he probably is smarter pilled out.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

When was the last time he always his daughter, huh?

I say let little xanny Xander go to Mexico. When he's close to dying from heat exhaustion in a metal Mexican shed, he'll never want to see the pig again. I remember bad memories of bad homes when I was little and never wanted to go there again.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm always kinda shocked at how he pretends his daughter doesn't exist. Like as if it was just some xannie dream, it never actually happened.

Why does it shock you? Ralph's entire persona is built around being an extreme misogynist. It's the only consistent viewpoint he's had throughout his career. He hates women and he hates girls. He has zero interest in Rozy because she's a Bish.

 

[polar bear]

Why does it shock you? Ralph's entire persona is built around being an extreme misogynist. It's the only consistent viewpoint he's had throughout his career. He hates women and he hates girls. He has zero interest in Rozy because she's a Bish.

You're completely right. Everything is absolutely consistent with his character. I was kinda trying to say that i'm just surprised about ralph being an actual human being at all. I'm very sheltered, and so for me it's weird that there are shameless losers like that, acting like they're in the right.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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He's right, any normal person would have already committed suicide if they were in Ralphs place and fucked their life up beyond repair like he did. Yet the piggy keeps on coping and seething every day until he has a heart attack live on stream. But he should be more greatful of his haydurs, afterall they are his only reason he has to wake up in the morning.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I’m willing to bet Xander was crying the whole time being trapped with the strange smelly man and Ralph has so many holes in his brains from drug abuse he only remembers it from the ending. I can’t imagine anything more horrific than Ralph having Xander in his tin shack. Also how long has he been away? How are his cats he abandoned doing?