🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[draggs]

All I've seen is two harpies commiserating about how they miss the Ralphadick. And I - I can't say that I blame them, to be honest with you, cus it's damn good.

ALWAYS

WINNING

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

My prediction? I wouldn't be surprised if he drives to Belize and stays in a hotel there a while to see if the situation for him in Mexico deteriorates in the meantime. He'll waddle back to Los Heroes when the heat has died down.

Maybe, but where’s the money for that? A hotel room in Belize is gonna cost a lot more than $400 per month.

I agree with what you’re saying. No good options . My guess is that he’ll shit his pants and do nothing, come what may.

 

[Niggernerd]

Imagine fleeing a 3rd world country due to YOUR actions not the corrupt shithole governments

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

If he doesn't sober up and figure out the cat situation he might very well have his xannie brain pushed in by a double barrel Training Day style.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Maybe, but where’s the money for that? A hotel room in Belize is gonna cost a lot more than $400 per month.

I agree with what you’re saying. No good options . My guess is that he’ll shit his pants and do nothing, come what may.

My guess is he'll lay low for a couple days, think it's all blown over and he beat the case, go back to la casa and talk shit until his door is kicked in.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I go to sleep, and it turns out Ralph's posts about loving a prostitute were to cover up for the fact he tried to attack her. I'm not even surprised.

Sure people are saying he should flee Mexico - definitely a good idea - but is extradition to Mexico from the US not a possibility. I know visa versa it's difficult because many parts of Mexico are lawless shit holes, but does the US really care if it sends obvious women beaters back to face the music.

I know that feeling. I decided to go take a nap that day Ralph went hunting for Chris-Chan when Ralph was chasing after that Redditor. Really wish I had someone in my life that would've been able to wake me up a'while Ralph gunt-gunt.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Don't the Mexicans kill women abusers?

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Don't the Mexicans kill women abusers?

We're going to find out, I guess.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Maybe, but where’s the money for that? A hotel room in Belize is gonna cost a lot more than $400 per month.

I agree with what you’re saying. No good options . My guess is that he’ll shit his pants and do nothing, come what may.

I should have said that that was my prediction other than him doing nothing, because the most likely option is either him doing nothing or him waiting for the heat to die down just across the border in Belize.

Ralph stayed for a decent length of time in Airbnbs when first in Mexico. He'd be willing to spend a week or two in Belize in a house from a similar platform or a hotel, I think, if he thinks there's a real chance that he might get fucked over by staying in Mexico.

I think the talk about moving back to the US is just that, talk. It's just not a viable option for Ralph at this time because of the mountain of civil and family court papers waiting to be served on him the moment he steps foot on home soil.

Ralph has been musing today about going back to the US, he had Salvo come on to say he should go back to the US, but then at the same time he's saying that if he knew what he was going to do, he wouldn't say it. I think that's misdirection.

 

[JAKL II]

The Full 40 Minute Piggerspace courtesy of https://twitter.com/AnonInterist/status/1752216243950809548

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ralph stayed for a decent length of time in Airbnbs when first in Mexico. He'd be willing to spend a week or two in Belize in a house from a similar platform or a hotel, I think, if he thinks there's a real chance that he might get fucked over by staying in Mexico.

Wasn't that back when he had Harry's or Meigh's credit card? How is Ralph paying a deposit much less the balance for an AirBNB in Belize?

 

[Near]

It's too bad that by the time he'll actually be convicted of anything, it'll be too late, and he'll possibly take someone's life in drunken rage.
Maybe the courts will find a way to throw that case out too though.

 

[Noproblemo]

Isn't the tranny who killed coach also south of the border right now? Coincidence? Or is this the birth of the Sektur Assassin?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph, being so addicted to the internet that you boast only jail or death will drag you away from your shart chair is not a flex.

PS the cats don’t give a shit about you, moron. They just want you to keep feeding them.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Imagine if this had happened in Taxco, Pantsuela's cartel dominated home city, which is currently locked down because of cartel violence. His bishass cowardice really saved him this time.

 

[Noproblemo]

THERE'S ONLY 1 WAY OUT OF THIS RALPH! BET IT ALL ON THE CHIEFS!!!

 

[DickSanchez]

Is he going to try to drive his truck north back to Texas? What is he going to do then? Is he going to find a place as cheap as his $400/month place in Los Heroes?

That is the most hilarious part of this entire situation. If Pantsuela reports him it doesn't matter if he's in the U.S. or Mexico, law enforcement in both countries work together to apprehend criminals regardless of what side of the border you're on. And attempted murder is not exactly a low level crime either country would ignore. The idiot ragepig has burned both the US and Mexico as residency options at this point and if he keeps up his antics there will be nowhere in the world for him to hide.

Hell, even without the attempted murder charge he could've been extradited to the U.S. on the revenge porn alone. Ragepig must've watched way too many movies where criminals fled to Mexico to escape justice believing it to be a viable option. When in reality he would have to flee all the way to Africa, the Middle East or Southeast Asia to get away since those countries do not have extradition treaties with the U.S. BUT EVEN THEN.... he potentially still has Interpol to worry about.

In short, ragepiggy is a fucking retard who is doomed to have his fat lolcow titties milked completely dry. Given he survives this current arc.

 

[UnKillFill]

What's the Mexican equivalent of Mutt's law, for when Ralph gets picked up by los federales and stuck in a Mexican prison and becomes Pedro's new best friend?

 

[PhoBingas]

Imagine if this had happened in Taxco, Pantsuela's cartel dominated home city, which is currently locked down because of cartel violence. His bishass cowardice really saved him this time.

To be fair, the only word we have to go on is Ralph's and a deranged commiefornian that let Ralph cum in her without a condom and has been known to push partially false or blatantly false shit for their own gain. For all we know the "breakup" in Mexico city was Pantsuela asking for another hundred bucks and Ralph not having it so she fucked off. The texts from Faifai could be another work, the mexican hooker called Ralph toxic, Mexicans don't talk like that; single C*lifornian mothers do though. Ralph may be in danger for roughing up a mexican whore, but it's also equally as likely that he's just trying to drum up donos, he seems to get a few more pity bux when he's going through an e-breakup.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This guy really does belong in jail. I mean, he has a trail of women in his wake that all say he's abusive.