🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bixnood]

roses are red
violets are blue.
Ralph's gay lover is dead
I dont trust Jews.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

roses are red
violets are blue
the overweight redneck
is less tall than you

Lolicons are pedos;
all kiddie diddlers;
living on mexican ghettos;
deserve the woodchipper

 

[veritarded]

snip

confirmed REAL

t | a

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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I would love for you to try to mount a tortious interference case while juggling a half dozen DRVO cases Ralph. Do it. Pro se, like a Ralphamale.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You married a man
Who ate someone's poo

 

[A Man on Fire]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poor Rozy’s parents
Are white trash goo

 

[gaystoner]

Ralph if you have so much money why can't you buy Pantsu wizard game?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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Ralph if you have so much money why can't you buy Pantsu wizard game?

Ten is about the same number of comments he’d have gotten if he still had his Twitter

 

[Pentamidine]

I don't think he beats her. Ralph has lost every single fight he's ever been in, including one against a woman. Meigh is a retarded doormat, but I think she could still take him if he tried to hit her.

I think he genuinely fears May in a physical sense. Look at the defiance she's been willing to show PUBLICALLY on the show (ON AIR). You KNOW she talks back to him even more in private. The only punch Ralph has ever landed was a sucker punch toward the end of the Digibro fight. She knows she would beat the shit out of him and he knows it too.

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Ralph if you have so much money why can't you buy Pantsu wizard game?

Anyone know off hand the timeframe of the Powerchat total? That's a fine income if it's over one year, pretty poor if it's over two. Not that it matters - we know he spent every red cent as soon as it hit his bank account.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Ralph if you have so much money why can't you buy Pantsu wizard game?

he spends it on his boyfriend instead as per the leaks

Something that might be worth a deep dive.

In trying to prove that the email leaked from Ralph isn't talking about a gay relationship of his, but rather a druggie ex-boyfriend of some girl Ralph was dating years ago, he posted these tweets from the (now dead) Twitter user named Patrick Easler.

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Notice the @ name is different. It's @theralphmtown (we can assume the M Town stands for Memphis). A search of that @ on Twitter leads to a lot of people talking to the (now defunct) Ralph Retort @.

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So it's pretty safe to say that the original @ for this twitter was theralphmtown, and there might be some leads to old drama there. Not the whole story, since Ralph's twitter is now suspended, but there might be something there.

For example: who's this chick and why did she say 'I found you' (A)?

Who's this dude dropping bombs on our boy (A)? Including the revelation that Ralph fucking ate paper to get out of trouble (A)?

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Lots of unanswered questions, but I just want to point out that all of this came out because Ralph is such a petty dumb fuck he couldn't resist dapping one more time on a dude that's been dead for over ten fucking years. Ralph's hubris knows no bounds.

>you have a lot less professional options than me
... but hes clearly talking to ralph, so he is gay.

 

[toothless_banana]

I lifted another traditional Valentine's poem (no secret encoding; not putting effort into it):


For he this rhyme is penned, whose periorbital ecchymosis
Inky targets of prideful Lusitani,
Shall hear a holler, threatening, his phimosis
Upon the stream, secret words, bottleless genie
Enter quickly the fields! - pages gifting elucidation
Homophile - scarlet - sinful character
Forever draped as if a mantle. Awakened realization
This knowing - his squeals! They are a fetter
Weighted in mind, portrait unassailable!
Yet, stay your hand from the spoiler

Which one is tempted as is readily available
A single gesture be made your destroyer.
Phallus - assumed it may be so referred
Scantness, filth; though assuredly a joke
Sight upon seeing borders the absurd
Under-equipped porcine - civility broke
For no-one, although his ass may be fare
Neighing - meighing? Ralpha-male
Desires not to top, but(t) broken by mare
Unfortunate readers! Still, our laughs prevail.

 

[AnOminous]

Bitch can't even buy Hogwart's Legacy.

Hell, I even did that just to piss off troons.

Poorfag.

 

[MeltyTW]

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what money and what career?

also yeah lol even finding the guys twitter he doesnt say that ethan wasnt his boyfriend and it seems like hes much more concerned with ethan than with her.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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Ralph if you have so much money why can't you buy Pantsu wizard game?

two posts out of 150,000 saying something not derogatory and true and this is somehow a win?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His face is all red
Meigh’s balls are blue
Ethan’s broke as a joke
But hey, what’s new?



Begging for super chats,
Will stream for food.
Ethan’s bank account is empty
And now he’s married to a dude.



Meigh‘s quite a catch,
And her dance card is full.
The rage pig’s her match,
But all he wants is to milk the bull.

 

[Beavis]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ralph wants to fuck
Just not with Pantsu

 

[chudbere]

He tries every so often and gets completely buckbroken by the fedi every time.

Can you stop being right about everything, please?

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
When Ralph is getting fucked
He sticks one in the stink

 

[Punished Puck]

roses are red
violets are blue
ralph is a drunk
who cant turn down a brew

 

[Londo]

Roses are red
Ralph like the poo
He thinks of daddy Jim
While huffing the farts from you