🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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This could likely have been the true cause of Ralph’s ban. If you look at the timing it seems Twitter was digging into users with giant block lists cause large DDoS issues on their network.

This could have led someone to manual review Ralph’s account and notice the 1000’s of reports. Ralph’s petty block list may have fucked him.
Why would a bazillion people who reported him even longer than a year ago suddenly get responses?

They decided it was time this bitch got buried.
Extra points to cancerboi for it being the best faildox of Habermann.
 
If you're having dreams about being on the Farms/ Ralph doing dumb things, it may be time to logout for a bit, friend.
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If you're having dreams about being on the Farms/ Ralph doing dumb things, it may be time to logout for a bit, friend.
No, I just thought it was a dream. Because things like this don't actually happen. In my actual dream, I was just petting a kitty. And walking across a non-Euclidean city because on the other side, I also wanted a kitty.

You are seriously diseased putting mean motives on my dreams. I am putting you on my mean person list.
 
Something that might be worth a deep dive.

In trying to prove that the email leaked from Ralph isn't talking about a gay relationship of his, but rather a druggie ex-boyfriend of some girl Ralph was dating years ago, he posted these tweets from the (now dead) Twitter user named Patrick Easler.

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Notice the @ name is different. It's @theralphmtown (we can assume the M Town stands for Memphis). A search of that @ on Twitter leads to a lot of people talking to the (now defunct) Ralph Retort @.

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So it's pretty safe to say that the original @ for this twitter was theralphmtown, and there might be some leads to old drama there. Not the whole story, since Ralph's twitter is now suspended, but there might be something there.

For example: who's this chick and why did she say 'I found you' (A)?

Who's this dude dropping bombs on our boy (A)? Including the revelation that Ralph fucking ate paper to get out of trouble (A)?

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Lots of unanswered questions, but I just want to point out that all of this came out because Ralph is such a petty dumb fuck he couldn't resist dapping one more time on a dude that's been dead for over ten fucking years. Ralph's hubris knows no bounds.
 
No, I just thought it was a dream. Because things like this don't actually happen. In my actual dream, I was just petting a kitty. And walking across a non-Euclidean city because on the other side, I also wanted a kitty.

You are seriously diseased putting mean motives on my dreams. I am putting you on my mean person list.
The parts that weren’t Ralph doxing himself as embarrassingly as possible were just Lovecraftian “eldritch geometry” and “cats live on the moon” stuff.
 
No, I just thought it was a dream. Because things like this don't actually happen. In my actual dream, I was just petting a kitty. And walking across a non-Euclidean city because on the other side, I also wanted a kitty.

You are seriously diseased putting mean motives on my dreams. I am putting you on my mean person list.
Did you get to the other kitty?
 
Something that might be worth a deep dive.

In trying to prove that the email leaked from Ralph isn't talking about a gay relationship of his, but rather a druggie ex-boyfriend of some girl Ralph was dating years ago, he posted these tweets from the (now dead) Twitter user named Patrick Easler.

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Notice the @ name is different. It's @theralphmtown (we can assume the M Town stands for Memphis). A search of that @ on Twitter leads to a lot of people talking to the (now defunct) Ralph Retort @.

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So it's pretty safe to say that the original @ for this twitter was theralphmtown, and there might be some leads to old drama there. Not the whole story, since Ralph's twitter is now suspended, but there might be something there.

For example: who's this chick and why did she say 'I found you' (A)?

Who's this dude dropping bombs on our boy (A)? Including the revelation that Ralph fucking ate paper to get out of trouble (A)?

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Lots of unanswered questions, but I just want to point out that all of this came out because Ralph is such a petty dumb fuck he couldn't resist dapping one more time on a dude that's been dead for over ten fucking years. Ralph's hubris knows no bounds.
Checks out
Some comments on one Patrick Easler's obituary (archive):
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I don’t understand why he would intentionally show his screen while he was doing it
Cause he was drunk and high while desperately begging Jim to come on stream.

This after he also spent 2 hours begging Morries to come on stream.

It was really, really pathetic how much he wanted daddy's attention, and now we also know it's also very gay indeed.
 
Cause he was drunk and high while desperately begging Jim to come on stream.

This after he also spent 2 hours begging Morries to come on stream.

It was really, really pathetic how much he wanted daddy's attention, and now we also know it's also very gay indeed.
I mean I get that, but why not just take your computer screen out of the picture?

Valentines Day should be Ralph day, because he miraculously fit all of the insanity of a classic Chris Chan arc into just one night.

The dimensional merge must have been powered up with love quest energy
 
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For fucks sake Ralph, it's Valentine's Day. Get dressed and hit the road with your whorse.
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He brags about "shit talking a man from beyond the grave" when it's the safest, most bitch-made thing he can do. The dead can't fight back and defend themselves. If this dude was alive, I guarantee you that Ralph would avoid a spat with him as much as possible since he'd blow the gay lid off of everything.

Whenever he explains away accusations so vehemently, laugh-crying emojis and all, you know that they're 100% true.
 
He really is talking shit to a dead guy. Pretty pathetic. Ralph should also be careful trying to insult the dead for overdosing considering his liver probably looks pickled
 
Checks out
Some comments on one Patrick Easler's obituary (archive):
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Kathryn Yarborough is Kat, and luckily for her she was able to get away from ethan and lives a comfy life traveling the world while getting paid.

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Old archives of her here and her socials:
 
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