🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[WhoBusTank69]

Why would you post this here like people are going to pat you on the back for content cucking?

Also, if you’re going to report someone and you do it fifty times, that doesn’t increase the likelihood of getting a positive response. It makes it look like an imbalanced hater is having a stroke

Zoomers can't read.

 

[dumbest of the dumb]

When Ralph has to face the cold reality that a significant portion of his zombie followers that aren’t coming back and is reminded just how small his actual following is will be a pill too bitter to swallow.
Psychologically addicted Twitter niggers on suicide watch.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph is going to be so fucking pissed... domestic Violence arc beginning early?

If his heart rate is already up and he tries to move his girth, his heart will explode

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Ralph is going to be so fucking pissed... domestic Violence arc beginning early?

All he had left, besides PawPaw's ring, was his checkmark. His checkmark made him.
Now he has no chance in hell of ever getting it back - sans bragging about it like desperate losers, him getting the boot, and permanently, is probably the funniest shit that everyone joked about but never expected to actually happen.

 

[heathercho]

At the end of the day, what we've learned is that :
The Ralphamale is too poor to pay $8 to keep his Licence to Tweet.
He's also too poor to afford to buy Harry Potter games for his wife.
He's too poor to pay for another A/C for his baby, who he hates spending time with.
He was also too poor to pay for storage fees, left his crap at Harry's house and lost the Ralph family weapons cache.

For a King living 5 star days, he sure lives like a pauper. Couldn't be me.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

At the end of the day, what we've learned is that :
The Ralphamale is too poor to pay $8 to keep his Licence to Tweet.
He's also too poor to afford to buy Harry Potter games for his wife.
He's too poor to pay for another A/C for his baby, who he hates spending time with.
He was also too poor to pay for storage fees, left his crap at Harry's house and lost the Ralph family weapons cache.

For a King living 5 star days, he sure lives like a pauper. Couldn't be me.

Guatemala arc incoming

 

[RollerGator]

No wikipedia article
No blue checkmark
Ralph is a nobody

 

[dumbest of the dumb]

Ralph is going to be so fucking pissed... domestic Violence arc beginning early?

Meigh is almost blessed to look as much like a man as she does; Ralph’s drunkard ass is way too traumatized to square up against another man.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Meigh is almost blessed to look as much like a man as she does; Ralph’s drunkard ass is way too traumatized to square up against another man.

Well she should be careful about swimming for a while. If he can unbeach himself and enjoy freedom from gravity, he might feel up to it

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I'm laughing about it, also I'm just following the Ralphamale philosophy, after all everything is allowed.

This is boosting content, the piggy will just squeal on his socks instead and act even more unhinged on twitter since he has less to lose.

Nobody actually cares what Ralph says. You have taken a shit into a water fountain, and now you're whining that there are some soda cans scattered here and there. Will he cry about it? Sure, but he'd cry about some other pointless bullshit either way, and now you have to look at the collected works of @cumwarrior1599 @terminallyonlinegroyper and @someotherretard instead of the one place you could find undiluted, fresh Ralphalore straight from the tap, with no delay or filter. You're a faggot.

 

[not william stenchever]

Disintegrate flaggots with a ray gun. Toss flaggot's babies into the sea. Eviscerate flaggots with a dull carving knife. Fashion flaggot's skulls into drinking cups. Bury flaggots alive etc.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph literally can’t hold a W for more than 24 hours before taking an L

 

[TJBirish]

I woke up to a ton of twitter notifications.
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lol.

Spoiler: lmao even.

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I hope this doesn't affect his ability do monetize his twit-oh, lmfao
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Source

Why the actual fuck do you want Ralph off Twitter?

That was one of the most entertaining places on the net.

When he goes on his next trip, how are we going to get him to do stupid things and then revel when he tweets them?

Go fuck yourself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There’s a lot of projection ITT that people who posted their report responses were “expecting asspats.” I can only speak form myself; I fully expected to get dragged for it but it was intended for an audience of one. There was also nothing coordinated about it, despite accusations of “trolling plans” being made here. I’m not interested in persuading anyone on this, just clarifying the facts.

That said, it’s Null’s site and as I told him, I won’t do anything here he doesn’t want me to do. His opinion is the only one that matters.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

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No wikipedia article
No blue checkmark
Ralph is a nobody

wait a second.... what in the name of good fuck actually happened to his Wikipedia??
I swear I remembered he was one of the very few cases of a lolcow having their own article and now it's gone?

 

[Null]

That said, it’s Null’s site and as I told him, I won’t do anything here he doesn’t want me to do. His opinion is the only one that matters.

I can't control what people do off-site but posting it on-site is 1) antithetical to the purpose and nature of the forum, 2) against the zeitgeist of the community, and 3) gives bitchboy something to point to and cry about on Telegram.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

There’s a lot of projection ITT that people who posted their report responses were “expecting asspats.” I can only speak form myself; I fully expected to get dragged for it but it was intended for an audience of one. There was also nothing coordinated about it, despite accusations of “trolling plans” being made here. I’m not interested in persuading anyone on this, just clarifying the facts.

That said, it’s Null’s site and as I told him, I won’t do anything here he doesn’t want me to do. His opinion is the only one that matters.

Idk, when the screenshots are captioned with smug sarcasm, it kinda implies they reported him to be funny.

If it was your conscience and you were wearing your Twitter user hat at the time, it’s a little different

 

[Null]

wait a second.... what in the name of fuck actually happened to his Wikipedia??

Fredrick Brennan wrote it because he thinks Ralph is a lolcow and that it would be funny, and then at some point decided it'd be funnier to have it deleted.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Fredrick Brennan wrote it because he thinks Ralph is a lolcow and that it would be funny, and then at some point decided it'd be funnier to have it deleted.

I just checked the deletion log, Wikipedia doesn't just let you delete articles you make on a whim, you have to like vote with other editors to get a page deleted. Here's what I found i'm actually kind of surprised there's like 5 other mfs who agreed to get the shit deleted. Like come on now

Guess Low Tier God is the only one left on there

 

[Elmo]

Idk, when the screenshots are captioned with smug sarcasm, it kinda implies they reported him to be funny.

If it was your conscience and you were wearing your Twitter user hat at the time, it’s a little different

Either way, still a bit shortsighted but as Ralph would say, it is what it is.