🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

yeah some people have said it's dumb for faith to insist that she doesn't know who the father is but it's been bait like this whole time. of course she knows ralph is the father, he knows that she knows but that's still enough to bait him because he's that fucking stupid.

not the father until he proves it

huge differences between rackets misfortunes and ralphs
Rackets, while embarrassing (mostly about that guy wearing that shirt that one time) was mostly out of his hand and (hopefully) nobody expected the guy to win 100% or a refund of any sort.
Ralph, both made a sex tape and uploaded it for the world to enjoy.
Maybe I'm off base here and some weeb wars vet can educate me on what they feel about rackets gfm shit

it doesnt even matter because ralphs only insult is that he successfully scammed people and that its bad but he himself because hes not humble enough to lie and say he didnt know said he knew it was a scam. idk if it is a scam but ralphs only insult is that nick was more successful at being a piece of shit shyster than him because ralph is complicit in any scam that happened by his own admission. hes just throwing out whatever hes too lazy and angry to dig before insulting him so he just grabbed the main item people throw at him

5. When said murderers and rapists see their children it is usually with a social worker in the same room with them and the kids as no court trust such people to be alone with children and the visitations are usually only for a few short hours.

i may be wrong but dont they demand that you really care about the kid to visit consistently to side with you in that fight? like if ralphs admitting hes jason voorhees rapist pedophile tier then the courts probably wont let a rapist murderer visit the kid just to visit one out of ten times and usually drunk and only for enough time to get a "fuck yew alawgs ahm nawt a cuck!" selfie

 

[AltisticRight]

Cry more. Keep Gambling Gunt.

If you wanted to enjoy your trip with May you would enjoy it, yet instead you broadcast to the world everything you do which in turn brings unwanted attention to yourself and makes your life that much more stressful. Take a break from the internet like Josh did and actually take a vacation.

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What a nonsensical diatribe.
"It is mine", Ralph refers to his alleged son Xander as "it", like he's some little puppy dog shivering from the winter colds.

"Murders and rapists get to see their children", sure, that's a great argument to make. "This serial killer murdered 17 people and made lampshades out of their skin but he got to see his kids"! Instead of arguing and proving your merits as a father, you're going to compare downwards. Instead of citing the great things you'll be capable of bringing into Xannie's life, like Makers Mark and various drugs, you're gonna say "at least I didn't rape someone or murder people", didn't something happen behind an Arby's?

You're not convincing anyone. Why weren't you there for Xander's birth? You weren't there for your mum's death either, who are you kidding? Normal people visit places with scenery for a vacation, not Vegas you low-class goon.

Context: Vito was at the Netflix employee walk out for the Dave Chappelle special.
Don't know why Ralph is praising Vito when Ralph hates Vito's guts and even blocked him before.
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Ralph taking shots at Nick but Nick says two words:
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Ethan swings back at Nick.
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Bonus: Ralph arguing with Nick's fans.
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No refunds, like your killstream.tv that was hacked on a daily basis. Wasn't the Vic case a gofundme, was anyone expecting a refund if the lawsuit that grift was intended for was thrown out? Now he's asking to fund paternity tests and child support, I thought you made $70,000 a year and own lots of property, Ralph. Which one is true? Between laughing at someone else's gofundme to boasting about material wealth, to starting your own potentially.

Adrienne Blair won.

 

[Jack Awful]

yeah some people have said it's dumb for faith to insist that she doesn't know who the father is but it's been bait like this whole time. of course she knows ralph is the father, he knows that she knows but that's still enough to bait him because he's that fucking stupid.

The reason that I thought is was dumb was because I thought Ralph wasn't dumb enough take the obvious bait. I might have been wrong.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I thought you made $70,000 a year and own lots of property, Ralph. Which one is true? Between laughing at someone else's gofundme to boasting about material wealth, to starting your own potentially.

Loosing that patreon really hurt his income.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph. Which one is true? Between laughing at someone else's gofundme to boasting about material wealth, to starting your own potentially.

whats funny is if and when he loses we can call his gofundme a scam by his own definition, oh but thatll be different because when a fight is hopeless because of feminist bias for the ralphamale its ok to "scam" or expect no demand that he get paid to fight it

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Thats right Ralph, you prove you're the dad, you pay that child support like a KING. Grift your audience into paying that child support to a woman you hate, the tribe would be proud. OWN that Josh Moon and wear your kid diddler hat every day! Every Ralphamale a King!

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

The reason that I thought is was dumb was because I thought Ralph wasn't dumb enough take the obvious bait. I might have been wrong.

I've started to ascribe to the "Ralph will make the dumbest possible move that none of thought of because he's that fucking smoothbrained" school of thought. It's pathetic watching someone punch themselves over and over in the face, unless of course you're Adrienne Ralph.

What happened to that supposed guy he was going to bring on the Killstream to prove he didn't kill a bunch of dogs?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I've started to ascribe to the "Ralph will make the dumbest possible move that none of thought of because he's that fucking smoothbrained" school of thought. It's pathetic watching someone punch themselves over and over in the face, unless of course you're Adrienne Ralph.

What happened to that supposed guy he was going to bring on the Killstream to prove he didn't kill a bunch of dogs?

The guy obviously bailed because Ethan Ralph did kill those dogs, and it would cut into Ethan Ralph's crippling gambling addiction.

Ade won.

 

[Pixis]

The duality of gunt
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Edit: Sam Losco a king

FAMILY COURT ARC FAMILY COURT ARC

Why should anyone help him pay for his legal fees trying to establish paternity, and get visitation rights, when he’s out here gambling away God knows how much money? That’s just a slap in the face to his paypigs.

But, I suppose if you’re going to be a paypig for king piggy himself, you deserve a slap in the face.

 

[TherapyMan]

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“coming to vegas is about distraction”
so you’re admitting your problem basically. that’s what an addiction is, ralph.

Wow, Ralph, it's almost as if your gambling is an unhealthy coping mechanism. I don't understand how Ralph can so saliently describe his motivations for doing something harmful but fail to realize it is, in fact, harmful.

Ralph reminds me of the Greek myth Tantalus. Much how Tantalus could never quite reach the grapes or water, Ralph's sense of self awareness remains just out of reach.

 

[BrainProlapse]

He'll never step up and support his son (if it is even his) because he's not mentally a man.
He's still mentally that scared little piglet in the crackshack looking up at a steaming drunk Ronnie Ralph who's reaching for his belt.

Using forensic techniques I have recreated this moment.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'll say this, IF Ralph is actually for really real going to fight to see his son then that's the right thing to do. How he arrived at the conclusion is probably the same petty and self centered reason he does anything, but it's a start. Xander knowing who his Dad is will probably be better than him finding out from the forum years later.

I know there's probably a bunch of detrimental shit both Ralph and Faith will do to the poor kid as they continue to get into stupid slap fights for years to come, but I have no reason to believe that wouldn't happen anyway. If Xander is going to be in the middle of an inevitable fucked up tug of war he might as well know who all parties involved are. Good luck Ralph. If you mean what you say. Which I doubt.

 

[Hüftpriester]

218 oof

A day later, the score is Rekieta 486 and Gunt 38.

Total Rekieta victory, Gunt still hasn't posted since he was bullied off twitter almost 24 hours ago.

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Go ahead and tell us how Rekieta wouldn't be anything without you, fat faggot. Stay mad.

 

[HarveySperg41]

So just a thought. Ralph stupidly fights to confirm he is the father of Faith’s child. He succeeds but fails to gain custody. Then has to pay child support. Meanwhile Pantsu craps out a crippled potato that he is also stuck with supporting.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

So just a thought. Ralph stupidly fights to confirm he is the father of Faith’s child. He succeeds but fails to gain custody. Then has to pay child support. Meanwhile Pantsu craps out a crippled potato that he is also stuck with supporting.

I'm just curious how long it is gonna take him to lose this kid? You would figure he would hold off on this custody shit until he figures out if fatherhood is actually for him? I mean, see if you can handle the one that is on the way before you lock yourself into two of them? I imagine raising a child is going to cut into that Maker's Mark and pill addiction budget.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph has not tweeted for over a day! Speculations are wild.
Did he and his paedophile horse have a fight? Is Xandria with the angels, not that I wish it upon anyone?
Did he sell his new 2014 camera and phone, and all his belongings to one of these places? Is that gumball ring of Pedosu's now gone? Did he pawn off his nylon rimmed $899 murse?

His most recent tweet, aside from the one about logging off would be this.
Still in Vegas with that geolocation flex.

Getting felted by weird Rekieta anime avatar simps.

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Look at the verified account with 50k followers getting "out-ratio'ed" by some image of a guy browning his pants. Many such cases, sad.
Ralph's blocklist grew by 50 while his savings are in the negative. He thinks being awake for 24 hours is the greatest achievement of his life and the biggest story of the day! Do you want a trophy Ralph?

Getting bullied off Twitter by Rekieta's legion of anime avatars. Truly a Ralphamale, Christ is King.

 

[break these cuffs]

He thinks being awake for 24 hours is the greatest achievement of his life...

He is correct in that case.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm just curious how long it is gonna take him to lose this kid? You would figure he would hold off on this custody shit until he figures out if fatherhood is actually for him? I mean, see if you can handle the one that is on the way before you lock yourself into two of them? I imagine raising a child is going to cut into that Maker's Mark and pill addiction budget.

No, parents like Ralph get extra gibs for kids which they can spend on more booze and pills. For broke white trash kids are income generators.

Ralph has not tweeted for over a day! Speculations are wild.
Did he and his paedophile horse have a fight? Is Xandria with the angels, not that I wish it upon anyone?
Did he sell his new 2014 camera and phone, and all his belongings to one of these places? Is that gumball ring of Pedosu's now gone? Did he pawn off his nylon rimmed $899 murse?
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His most recent tweet, aside from the one about logging off would be this.
Still in Vegas with that geolocation flex.
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Getting felted by weird Rekieta anime avatar simps.
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Look at the verified account with 50k followers getting "out-ratio'ed" by some image of a guy browning his pants. Many such cases, sad.
Ralph's blocklist grew by 50 while his savings are in the negative. He thinks being awake for 24 hours is the greatest achievement of his life and the biggest story of the day! Do you want a trophy Ralph?
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Getting bullied off Twitter by Rekieta's legion of anime avatars. Truly a Ralphamale, Christ is King.

May’s two brain cells firing well enough for her to leave the Gunt in Vegas would be the best scenario but I thinks she’s firmly tied herself to the sinking ship until spring.

I think the Gunt lost all the money he had for his Vegas trip plus more he didn’t have. He’s licking his wounds in a Vegas hotel room, unable to even gamble because he can’t get his hands on more cash to lose and probably found out SS is done with his ass so realizes he might not even get his usual paltry income stream for November which he desperately needs now.

I can almost see a panicked May. Rubbing his blubbery shoulders while Ralph weeps, reassuring him he’s “the man” and going to show all those alogs whose boss…while it dawns on her that she’s with a guy more mentally ill and less financially stable than digi now.

 

[MediocreMilt]

while it dawns on her that she’s with a guy more mentally ill and less financially stable than digi now.

More womanly, too.

 

[Terrorist]

Bottom surgery takes a while to recover from. If you were in Adrienne’s position, you’d be radio silent in the days after too.