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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
Not a Cohiba, not a MOnte Cristo, not even a Punch, or a dozen other good brands he could smoke. This nigger dropped 12 dollars on a Nicaraguan, that was probably even machine rolled. Dude has no taste at all, It's the Maker's Mark shit all over again.
I know nothing about cigars - what would you recommend getting for a good friend who likes good cigars who is celebrating the end of a painful divorce? I'm assuming $25-50 range would get a good one.
I know nothing about cigars - what would you recommend getting for a good friend who likes good cigars who is celebrating the end of a painful divorce? I'm assuming $25-50 range would get a good one.
Grab him a couple Punch Signature or clasico madura if you can find them. Monte Criscos are good as well. The thing about a couple 3-4 dollar cigars vs a 25-50 dollar cigar, he might not like the 50 dollar one, but with 6-10 to choose from he might like a couple. Personally you can't go wrong with punch, any variety is just well done.
Hope his life starts to get better, divorces are rough as fuck.
Nothing wrong with Makers, but I like larceny, knob creek, or buffalo trace a bit more. And Jim beam is more a budget bourbon, but not the bottom shelf shit like heaven hill or anything.. Makers(and the 3 i listed) are mid shelf, 20-30 bucks.. Beam is bottom shelf, 15ish.. heaven hill and that sort are not on the shelf, they are in the floor in a big open case. lol
Josh's wish has come true! He's eating her food again. I mentioned today no Pantsu food and it appears. Again with the lemon. It's like an 80's/90's cookbook. I would have broke off the ends of the asparagus before cooking so you don't have to eat the dried out part, but doesn't look half bad.
This shit will make a great coming of age movie someday.
XANDER: THE QUEST FOR RALPH
A teenage Xander Vickers lives an ordinary live in California, but all of that is about to change when he finds out that his father is the world famous Ethan Ralph. Tired of being molested by the Hollywood elite, Xander decides to head out with his friends Jamal and Zoe on a trip across the country to get a piece of Dad's fortune. But this won't be your ordinary run of the mill road trip because the evil Joshua Moon has other plans for our group of travelers! Will Jamal be able to avoid the racists of West Memphis? Will Zoe get her bottom surgery? Will Xander meet up with his dad before the vile Kiwi Farms tricks him into shitting himself on camera? Find out in this action packed family comedy!
How unbelievably surreal would it have to be to learn the most about your parentage through the KF of all things? Sifting through thousands of posts documenting and commenting on the fuckups of your teenage mother and alcoholic father who quit on you and will never tell you the truth. What a weird and unenviable place to be.
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You'd have to have fucking rocks in your head to trust Ralph with your personal details.
Does he really think the prosecutor wont be able to make him look like a domestic abuser, an unwilling father, and a liar? The prosecutor is better at this than you Ralph.
The best outcome for Ralph is that the jury just gets fed up with both of them and at that point its a 50/50 toss up
We joke about it but Xander is gonna have a rough go of it, especially when he learns about dear old Dad. Born from two gutter balls, unwanted by his father, raised in a (hopefully) loving home of spergs, in California and having to cope and seethe that his mere existence is a reminder to those around him of someone they detest.
The tips are the best part. The stalk starts drying out once picked. If you break off the end of the stalk, the piece of asparagus is much more pleasant to eat.
I know nothing about cigars - what would you recommend getting for a good friend who likes good cigars who is celebrating the end of a painful divorce? I'm assuming $25-50 range would get a good one.
When I smoked I usually did it from my old Cossack pipe- but when I did tamper with cigars I usually got the Baccarats because I was on a budget at the time. You should really light it with either a match or a butane lighter.
The tips are the best part. The stalk starts drying out once picked. If you break off the end of the stalk, the piece of asparagus is much more pleasant to eat.
I hate to throw salt in anybody's game, but there ain't nobody thumbing anybody else's butthole with nails looking like that, and if they are, the victim ought to get themselves checked out for internal bleeding and/or infections.
If you're gonna grow nails that long, you better be a lady or at least manicure them and paint them black like you're in a My Chemical Romance tribute band because holy jesus, as a male that is embarrassing, that's like perpetual bachelorhood status.
Surprised there's not chikfila sauce and/or Adderall caked underneath
I wonder how intentional this was. If he just saw it was a crazy baby mama or if he was going that extra mile and trying to call Faith a “porn actress”? How intentional was this I wonder? I hope @MWV saves this one. It’s especially relevant and the court will just love it.
Dude wtf Ralph we were all watching that shit and all you did was go to restaurants. Last summer all you fucking did was eat garbage food at home and around town. We watched you eat a greasy overpriced burger at a museum and then pick up taco bell on the ride home. Faith only ate when you did cause lord knows you didn't spend anytime thinking or caring about her. I hate defending Faith but holy hell this is just the worst hypocrisy.
He's at Amberlynn Reid levels of delusion where a 500lb pile of shit feels comfortable calling out anyone else on their eating habits.
lol at Adrienne Ralph being worried about being bullied.
This also shows how disingenuous Ralph is. From complementing Fai on her La Chicken Salad sandwich as the greatest thing, to making fun of her for not looking pregnant. When they were fine he would never be negative towards Fai. He keeps a list of grievances until things aren’t fine. The gunt does this with everyone and Pantsu’s day will come as well. Already seen him make fun of Gaytor for borrowing $300 for rent.
lol at Adrienne Ralph being worried about being bullied.
This also shows how disingenuous Ralph is. From complementing Fai on her La Chicken Salad sandwich as the greatest thing, to making fun of her for not looking pregnant. When they were fine he would never be negative towards Fai. He keeps a list of grievances until things aren’t fine. The gunt does this with everyone and Pantsu’s day will come as well. Already seen him make fun of Gaytor for borrowing $300 for rent.
I’ll never understand how anybody who knows about Ralph would willingly associate with him. The day will come where you do something totally innocuous and suddenly Ralph turns on a dime and starts sperging uncontrollably.
I’m sure everyone thought “Oh it won’t happen to me. Ralph likes me”. Ralph only cares about Ralph. He has made this abundantly clear both through his behavior and directly stating it through recent twitter posts. People like Gator, May and the rest are delusional beyond belief and we all await the day it’ll be their turn to be turned on.
I’ll never understand how anybody who knows about Ralph would willingly associate with him. The day will come where you do something totally innocuous and suddenly Ralph turns on a dime and starts sperging uncontrollably.
I’m sure everyone thought “Oh it won’t happen to me. Ralph likes me”. Ralph only cares about Ralph. He has made this abundantly clear both through his behavior and directly stating it through recent twitter posts. People like Gator, May and the rest are delusional beyond belief and we all await the day it’ll be their turn to be turned on.
Exactly. You can't even gain a little clout off Ralph and fuck off and do your own thing cause he will pester you to come back on his show and then act like a jilted little bitch when you can't come on at a moments notice every two weeks.
If you "get the rub" as he sees it from Ralph and then become successful he's going to become more and more resentful and if you deal with Ralph but don't become bigger than him he's going to treat you like a footstool and sear a blood oath against you the minute you dare mention him or anyone he's friendly with.
Not a Cohiba, not a MOnte Cristo, not even a Punch, or a dozen other good brands he could smoke. This nigger dropped 12 dollars on a Nicaraguan, that was probably even machine rolled. Dude has no taste at all, It's the Maker's Mark shit all over again.
I live within an hours drive of bourbon country, and not many people are buying Maker's mark. Too gawd damn sweet..
Bourbon/shit taste spergy to follow
Maker's mark is a tourist bourbon, it's way too sweet for folks that enjoy bourbon. It's a once in awhile sort of drink, it's just not that great, the price is a good 50 percent too high as well, to sucker in the faggots that want mid shelf stuff. Even deeper than that, Maker's Mark sold out to suntory a few years ago (japanese company) so he's not even supporting american business. He is lining some jap's pockets, and drinking swill.
Woodford isn't a bad choice, I'm more a knob creek or larceny fan myself. If i am able i like willits too, another great higher end but affordable bourbon around the same price point as ralph's trash. Larceny is american owned, so i tend to go for that, because that does matter to me a little. Ralph is posturing by drinking the fuckign trash he drinks, pretending to be high class. Dude should be drinking Jim Beam, or heaven hill, both bottom shelf but decent bourbons. But no, he's the type of wigger to have a couple of the pouches you get with crown royale, like a nigger.
SOrry for the booze sperg, shit always bugs me, he has no real taste at all, I know his type, he went to a smoke shop, went in the humidor and started looking for a a 10 dollar smoke, not a brand, not a preference other than "this is pricey, it must be good, i'll show those goddamn alawgs this time" Refused to ask someone there to suggest a good smoke in his price range.. he just grabbed a 10 dollar cigar and went straight to twitter to flex.
Maker's mark is a totally functional, fine bourbon, but its nothing special, its notably for being very consistent. Its basically an upscale well though, there's better stuff out there for cheaper.
Already seen him make fun of Gaytor for borrowing $300 for rent.
