🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Your Starter for 10]

Well, it's been nice knowing you, gentlemen.

 

[Schpoots]

Ralph will spend months begging for attention and the moment he gets it he collapses like a house of cards.

 

[One_True_Yuri]

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It'll be called.... PIGFARMS!
Where the users are called Piggies and Ethan's killstream is in a window in the center of your screen 24/7 to remind you who has the real GUNT here

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Where people who aren't complete addict rage pigs failed, a brave hero rises to carry the banner.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

@theralph, creating a forum because you don't like other forums is teenage girl shit. It almost never works, and it tends to fizzle out while the big forum fails to acknowledge there was even a division.

I get you're having a mid-life crisis - well, in your case it's the "things to do before I die" list, more like - but damn, son. This shit is literally retarded.

Not to mention the fact that you have to do this now, when you failed to do anything about the Kiwi Farms even when you were at the top of the hill, only goes to show that there is nothing else you could be doing to obtain even the slightest modicum of relevance on your own.

The worst part of it all, Mr. Gunted Ragehog, is that Scarlett not only gave you her pussy. She gave you a relevance you could never have obtained by yourself.

Some would call that the ultimate form of love. And you let it go to waste, like your Memphis Micro has gone to waste.

Faggot.

 

[Muppetstudios]

"I'M DEAD SERIOUS WE'RE COMING TO HOST A FORUM ON THAT SERVER"

 

[Kakkerum420]

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I made a rough draft for a logo! (please excuse my shit photo editing skills)

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I fail to see how the destruction of kf would improve piggy's life. He will always be a fat, broke, broke dick retard with no friends and no future.

I agreed with you until I thought it from his perspective. He's claimed that his son and daughter will instinctively want to reconnect with him, but that's not happening so long as they can look up his thread- no wait, he has an entire fucking subforum here. If his kids ever see the clip of him blowing smoke into baby Rozy's face, it's over -- their desire to reconnect with him will vanish.

I like to imagine he has a countdown timer in the back of his head, that he's done the calculation of "okay, so at this age they will learn to read, at this age they will learn how to operate the internet, and at this age they will find mah KiwiFarms page" but I don't know if there is enough of his brain left to do that.

By the way, if any of you want to post that clip/gif of him blowing smoke into Rozy's face, I would be appreciative of that. Not that- not that- NOT THAT- not that it would matter since none of you Kiwi FAAAAAGS can do nuthin' to hurt me or nuthin' but erm you know just ifyouwantedto. ANYWAY, that Broke Dick John Potter Moon is gonna pay when mah new forum goes live if you wanna know the truth about it.

 

[R00T]

@theralph, creating a forum because you don't like other forums is teenage girl shit. It almost never works, and it tends to fizzle out while the big forum fails to acknowledge there was even a division

It’s worse. Very early on into Ralph’s interactions with Null I seem to remember Null helping him set up a Xenforo forum for the show, only to have Ralph never use it a week later and everyone posting on it just to leave.

Took so many xannyberries we looped all the way back.

 

[Vibralldo]

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If Ethan's involved there's no threat whatsoever

 

[Caligura]

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Realistically; how well would Ralph fare if he got his own Liz Dong Gone or even any of the usual KF Rogues Gallery?

 

[thebigdream]

The Gunt Farms would be an epic side quest, please Jersh give it the DDOS protection it needs to thrive, I want to see what kind of festering shithole forum the Gunt would create. 99% of the userbase would be Kiwis on VPNs pretending to be Guntguards

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

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Metal Gunt Soiled: Ragepigence

 

[Gator_Aids]

 

[Normal-Style Human]

I fail to see how the destruction of kf would improve piggy's life. He will always be a fat, broke, broke dick retard with no friends and no future.

My personal theory is that the phonebooking rattled him, partially because he made such a point of flaunting that it would never happen. Aside from the narcissistic wound that must have caused, he's probably starting to realize that he's too retarded to effectively practice OPSEC, so the forum is always going to be a liability for him. After all, the reason he tries to keep his address hidden is because he's worried about legal papers and people swatting him back.

80% of the user base will be undercover Kiwis, gassing him up and feeding him bogus Intel.

Assuming this forum even materializes (which I doubt), I really want to caution anyone making an account on it without a VPN. He would 100% attempt to use the forum to unmask people in this thread. He's a retard, but one of his gunt guards would probably be aware of some of the tricks out there.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Assuming this forum even materializes (which I doubt), I really want to caution anyone making an account on it without a VPN. He would 100% attempt to use the forum to unmask people in this thread. He's a retard, but one of his gunt guards would probably be aware of some of the tricks out there.

He's also famous for randomly doxxing his paypigs if they don't agree with him, If you sign up for the Gunt Farms using real information you get what you fucking deserve.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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2 things on this

1)He should call it the KiwiGunts

2)I would recommend no one actually go to the KiwiGunts. Knowing Ralph and the people around him, it'll likely log your IP and could contain malware.

That's all accounting for the thing even leave the Pill Induced Fever Dream Phase of all of Ralph's plans.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's also famous for randomly doxxing his paypigs if they don't agree with him, If you sign up for the Gunt Farms using real information you get what you fucking deserve.

In the fairytale world where this happens, I'll sign up when I'm traveling for work using free wifi at fast food restaurants or whatever. His fiendish glee at finding someone who wasn't using a VPN only for it to turn out to be some guy with a shitty old laptop connecting to a reststop McDonald's wifi from the parking lot.

 

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I love the concern trolling by this alcoholic drug addict, the ‘I’m just defending mahself from this deranged mentally ill woman.’ Bitch there are texts of you threatening her and drunkstreams of you ranting at her to KILL YOURSELF.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Yeah, because a third splinter forum whose purpose is to destroy the Farms will be the one that finally does it.

The piggy got really hurt by what Jim said and he's lashing out. Nothing will change the fact that he's a broke, white trash, wifebeater, drugpilled hog.