🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Delany's Donkey]

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Ralph is so boring now the alogs can't even be bothered to tweet in spanish for their trolling.

i swear if the Alawgs troll the cartel into making Ralph the star of an execution video i will never stop laughing.

 

[W@rui]

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Finally starting to see a spark of the ol’Rage Pig. We may be headed towards a spring harvest.

>It's a typo, bitch
Ralph doesn't know he can edit tweets with his twitter sub. Or, he's too fucked up to realize his own mistakes; which would be par for the course w/ his life.

 

[HackerX]

Few things make me cringe as hard as the guy desperate to look cool who thinks posting pics of himself smoking is gonna do the job. Fucking laaaaaame.

I put it on the same level as someone unironically listing their education as "School of Hard Knocks" on Facebook, or God forbid, Facebook.

>It's a typo, bitch
Ralph doesn't know he can edit tweets with his twitter sub. Or, he's too fucked up to realize his own mistakes; which would be par for the course w/ his life.

Or he's sober, just plain retarded, and doesn't know how to spell or use proper grammar.

Really, it's anyone's guess. A real thinker'.

 

[Stunner900]

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Ralph is so boring now the alogs can't even be bothered to tweet in spanish for their trolling.

A-logging Ralph is fun and all, but can we try to NOT get him murdered by the cartel please? I need my lolcow alive.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

A-logging Ralph is fun and all, but can we try to NOT get him murdered by the cartel please? I need my lolcow alive.

Ralph gave up that option when he forsook the country his daddy gave him.

 

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[Lazy guy]

I can't believe Scarlet the harlot went as far as to arrange to have a cartel boss killed and destabilise a whole country just to get out of going to Mexico to see Ralph.

 

[Schpoots]

It would be amazing if ralph became an anti-cartel mascot, similiar to how sam hyde is always used when shootings happen.

 

[drammamean]

Good thing piggy isn't capitalizing on the biggest event in Mexico in a decade.

 

[Randall Fragg]

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Ralph is so boring now the alogs can't even be bothered to tweet in spanish for their trolling.

As funny as this is, it's really aloggy. Ralph could actually get Funky Town-ed if some retard in the cartel falls for this.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

As funny as this is, it's really aloggy. Ralph could actually get Funky Town-ed if some retard in the cartel falls for this.

I'm sure he buys enough pills and coke from the local cartels that they know who he is.

 

[Evan Kor]

I laugh internally at all of these and find them funny as fuck. What i don't find funny is with every tweet that gets put out into tge ethos there is a fraction of a percent of a chance Ralph gets clipped.

Thats no funny because it takes away my funny.

Cartels aren't retarded and won't let people on the Internet misdirect them into committing crimes. Its probably a bad idea to post anything that a cartelman will see as an attempt to manipulate them into risking their lives to commit a crime for the benefit of others. That's the kind of shit that will result in cartelmen going after the person who made the picture. Insulting someone who demands respect will piss them off but trying - and failing - to manipulate such a person into committing a serious crime will piss them off far more than generic banter. No one likes being manipulated.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

I'm sure he buys enough pills and coke from the local cartels that they know who he is.

The local cartel isn't JNGC that's western Mexico. His part is fairly cartel free as it is in proximity to cancun. What's transpiring is regional. But one rogue hit man after a xeet that was strung along like a game of telephone........

Cartels tend to stick to there areas unless there is war. This is government vs cartel. I don't think ralph if the off chance it reached someone who's someone could be helped by anyone.

@Evan Kor that is true how many times have retarded missionaries been mistaken for the wrong people in the wrong vehicle. I can recall a recent van of 6 Mormon women who got blew up.

They aren't some Leon the professional hitmen. They are well armed savages who are reactionary and jump at the chance to make a name.

Look at what they are doing by kidnapping gringos at airports and hitting resorts which were unspoken as off limits.

 

[GaryGray]

Ralph is currently in one of the two areas of Mexico that the US State Department considers safe. If there are too many pick pockets they will set an area to level 2. So being blue in Mexico means it is probably safer than LA, Chicago, or NYC. He has no reason to Tweet as if it is the calm before the storm.

 

[Bob_]

Demonbaby 3 and a schizo show incoming?
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What did the world do to deserve this mistreatment???

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is currently in one of the two areas of Mexico that the US State Department considers safe. If there are too many pick pockets they will set an area to level 2. So being blue in Mexico means it is probably safer than LA, Chicago, or NYC. He has no reason to Tweet as if it is the calm before the storm.
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Merida always seemed nice to me. I've been to Cancun before but only to a resort, traveling through the actual city showed what a shithole Mexico is though. I hope Ralph takes out all those drug dealers AND steals all their drugs.

 

[Fun Factory]

Markiplier has let himself go.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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Finally starting to see a spark of the ol’Rage Pig. We may be headed towards a spring harvest.

He also made typo again. We are all know, that it's bish

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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There’s a nonzero chance the cartel actually saw it

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Even a schitzo retard like scarlet must realize that a gunt monster with 2 children he doesn't see or support is not an ideal mate.Not to mention the audio recording of his assaulting his wife. Also, he is still married.

This is a reminder that a woman actively sought out JFG after reading an article about how everyone thinks he killed his retarded wife. Got to his place in Canada, saw how neglected his children were, helped him hide the kids from CPS before going on the run with JFG and the kids to his parent's place. Who also called the cops/CPS on their own son while they were hiding there, so they went back on the run. While in the run, JFG off handly mentioned he beat his retarded wife multiple times because she accused him of being a pedophile. When she finally decided to go home back to the US, the border cops detained JFG because they thought he was on the run, and warned her extensively of all they think JFG did...

And she still went back a month later to get impregnated by him.