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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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MirnaMinkoff dijo:
This is the types of visitations abusive addicts get with their kids. It’s supposed to be a motivator to get their life together but Ralph cannot handle more than 8 hours a year and seems fine with it.
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The hilarious part is, is how he's completely unaware of the circumstances that led him here nor the circumstances themselves. The court didn't enact such limited visitation for it to be the pinnacle of Ralph's relationship with Xander. They did it because the next logical step is zero visitation, assuming the trend continues. He'll holler on X about father's rights, but that has nothing to do with his hourly plexiglass visits. The court deemed him a danger to Xander/Faith, hence the neutral location and third-party dropoff/observers. It wasn't meant to be something you do for all 18 years for Christ's sake, but Ralph can't comprehend that.
Ethan Ralph's Low IQ dijo:
Can any one of us imagine a scenario where ANYONE that has to come in contact with Ralph ends up actually liking him???
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Hell, I've never met him and I'm disgusted by guy!
 
I think the rules of the center to be used by him for visits with “MAH SUHN!” Are that he not be high and/or drunk. Or at least not apparently so. IIRC when these visits started he had to pass a urine test but I’m not sure if that’s still the case.

“THE STAFF THAR LUV MEH!” = He was escorted out a’la Ron White’s “I Was Thrown Out Of A Bar In NYC” story.
 
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Holy macaroni Batman. If someone blocks you, are you able to quote xeet them? If so, this is highly embarrassing. If not, this is even more embarrassing since it means he's trying to hide his fawning over his lost daddeh, Juju. Overall, it's all just highly embarrassing.
 
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HackerX dijo:
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Holy macaroni Batman. If someone blocks you, are you able to quote xeet them? If so, this is highly embarrassing. If not, this is even more embarrassing since it means he's trying to hide is fawning over his lost daddeh, Juju. Overall, it's all just highly embarrassing.
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Ralph also has no clue that saying is way older than fucking “Bo Jack Horseman” its a fucking proverb ffs. He really is clinically retarded and his entire education is WWE, Jerry Springer and a few movies made after 1990.
 
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What's with Faith bringing back the fucking dinosaur? He can't stop tweeting and talking about this and sounds like an absolute retard. Big deal that she brought a shitty piece of plastic back, you should write a whole chapter in your book about this sensational happening you brain dead freak.
He looks like he hasn't showered in weeks and glued some road kill on top of his head. The shifting eyes give the impression of a fat rat trapped in a corner, looking for a way to escape.
Enjoy your 5 star days in Merida, and don't forget to tell us why you plan to miss your two visits to your beloved son in June, you told us how wealthy you are a few days ago, can't be a money issue then. Don't you luv your son Ethan? Playing 4 hours with a 4 year old child was so exhausting that you need a month to recover?
 
It's not that he cannot afford to visit his son every month. He is unable to contribute to both his son and daughters college fund, in addition to flying to TJ every month. You stupid alogs do not understand that providing for their future is more important than bonding with them in their formative years.
 
HackerX dijo:
Ofc, everyone else sees it as "Imma gonna force my suunn to see meh whether he a'likes it or nahht.
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He can stomp his piggy hoof about "muh right to see muh suun" all he likes but one day when Xan is thirteen and he says "I don't wanna see that fat loser and you can't make me", what's Faith supposed to do about it? Wrestle him to the ground and drag him to the car? Call the cops?
Abusing legal mechanisms to force your children to interact with you is a great way to alienate them completely. Both of his children are future "here's why I went no contact with my dad" stories.
 
Maker's Mark dijo:
Ralph looks like he could be the same age as my father and he's 25 years younger than him.
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In the more candid shots, he honestly doesn't look that much better than my grandfather did before he died. Hell, my dad is in the same age range as yours seems to be and I'd say he looks younger than Ralph.
 
hes not looking at the camera because he is high out of his mind. his pupils cover 90% of his eye socket.

Also he is not tired from traveling, he is tired from all the drug muling he had to do.
 
HackerX dijo:
The hilarious part is, is how he's completely unaware of the circumstances that led him here nor the circumstances themselves. The court didn't enact such limited visitation for it to be the pinnacle of Ralph's relationship with Xander. They did it because the next logical step is zero visitation, assuming the trend continues. He'll holler on X about father's rights, but that has nothing to do with his hourly plexiglass visits. The court deemed him a danger to Xander/Faith, hence the neutral location and third-party dropoff/observers. It wasn't meant to be something you do for all 18 years for Christ's sake, but Ralph can't comprehend that.
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The court didn’t even enact it, it was Faith. She could have easily got a judge to say no visitations given his history and endless evidence of his current troubles. Faith just agreed to limited supervised visits, for whatever reason and he took it, knowing no judge would have even granted that given the circumstances.

He should be grateful to Faith for that because any judge would have told him to fuck off till he gets his act together. Like I said she probably thinks brief supervised visits will just remind Ralph what he is missing. He doesn’t get to be a dad, just an occasional observer.

Ralph for all his phony BS he spews to paypigs is glad he doesn’t actually have to be a dad. He couldn’t handle living with Rozy. Two hour visits with Xander wear him out. Ralph can’t take care of himself, the idea of caring and raising a child is a joke.

Remember “Mr Father’s Rights Ralph” said Harry’s wife really screwed him by him getting full custody of his own children. What a chump Harry is raising his own children. This is how Ralph actually thinks because he’s a gross, vapid, lazy, selfish man.

His current living situation is where his mindset leads to; a sad, empty, vice dependent, lonely existence where his parasocial interactions and alogs pitching pennies at him for food is all he’s got.
 
He really is amazing.

Goes on a 3 day xanny bender (just finished rehab and is tapering btw, oh and had a seizure the week before but whatever),
Joke's on us though because it was his plan all along to make money.
Then he tweets he got detained at the airport.
Joke's on us though because it was a werk, stupid marks!!
Then he buys his son some toys.
Joke's on us though, because he showed us how RICH he is by showing the receipt (that he has so he can return the stuff that Faith doesn't let little Xannie Xander keep).
Then he almost gets arrested again.
Joke's on us though because actually he was super based singing Heil Hitler Nigga and owning faggots and cucks.
Then he was too scared to cross the road to catch an uber.
Joke's on us though because this hot bish he had fallen in love with 3 second after meeting ran cover for him so he could sneak in.
Then he got owned by everyone ever on twitter.
Joke's on us though because he seethes and cope's with facts and logic in reply.

I kneel before the Guntking.
 
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